What launch hardware hasn't had similar issues?
Controller desync problem - Yeah I've experienced this, but then did that suggested update then full reboot and don't get it as much.
Poor Wifi connections - Mine seems fine. Managed to pick up my WiFi from the other side of the house
Straps getting stuck if put on the wrong joycon - Well yeah, if you force something to fit that won't fit then it'll get stuck
Docks stratching screens - Seems that some docks are bent and that's what is causing it. Mine's fine. People just need to be careful
Dead pixels - This happens with all LCD screens. All companies will not do a refund/replacement on just one or two. Some needing at least 5 to do it.
Completely ruined screens - Usually their fault by manhandling. I don't know what else could cause that
The only proper issues are the first two and dead pixels. Maybe bent docks, but the docks as standard do not scratch the screen unless you're pulling it out with ridiculous force. Even with a bent dock, it shouldn't scratch it as much as some of the photos have suggested.