Adi Dassler

It's saturday and there's no activity in the football thread? Not good enough. Today's fixtures: Birmingham v Man City, 15:00 Bolton v Arsenal, 15:00 Derby v Fulham, 15:00 Man Utd v Aston Villa, 17:15 Portsmouth v Wigan, 15:00 Reading v Blackburn, 15:00 Sunderland v West Ham, 15:00 But of course the real action is tomorrow: Chelsea v Middlesbrough, 13:30 Liverpool v Everton, 16:00 Tottenham v Newcastle, 15:00

Er, not yet, I don't think.

Happy birthday Revolution-Europe NewsBot!!! I hope you have a great day!!!

Been banned from the odd internet forum. Their loss, I say.

What the fuck has Anne Diamond got to do with all this? Fat bitch.

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So is this shite or not then? One word answer please.

Bet she takes it up the shitbox as well, the filthy minx.

So there's no such thing as a Jaffa Cake powered car? Gutted.

Explain...

There needs to be a BIG media campaign to go with any changes to age ratings etc. to make sure parents are aware of them and what they mean, and that they'll get into trouble if they ignore them. TV and print ads, posters in shops etc.

Been out shopping for some clobber today. There's a few 'mid season' sales on so I had a look through and found some good stuff - all small or extra fucking large though. Can you find anything you like in a medium? can you bollocks! Must be great being fat or a midget - all the cheap clothes you could ever want! I did find a couple of nice tops in the end but had to pay full whack like so I'm skint now.

If you don't like it then don't post. I happen to think it's a fascinating and worthwhile topic of debate. Back on topic please.

Who the fuck asked for your opinion? Weirdo.

But where do you find them in the supermarket? IN THE BISCUIT AISLE!

I just put that into Google and it appears to be off Star trek or something similarly gay. Back on topic please, this is important.

Biscuits or cakes?

Why aren't BBFC certificates compulsory for games? At the moment some games carry the BBFC ratings while some just have the voluntary PEGI ratings. Surely this must cause some confusion, given that we've already established how clueless the general public are. Lets see a BBFC rating on every game, and lets make sure they're enforced. It would be start. EDIT: Just read a bit about the report, and apparently that's the general jist of what Tanya says. Great minds and all that.

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Exactly. You don't understand it, so you shouldn't comment on it. I don't understand it either, so I just leave them alone and let them get on with it. You should do the same, they're not doing you any harm.

Because it's, er, nothing like the deliberate murder of a human, is it? Is the right answer. End of thread.

Got no problem with it myself. Not really my thing but if other people want to do it then they should be allowed to.

Agree with that. I'm not against international football, just annoys me when you reach a crucial stage in the season and it's disrupted by pointless friendlies. Not only are players at risk from injury but you lose any momentum you might have had.

If that's what he's doing, it's a bit of a daft strategy if you ask me. Surely the team needs an established leader? And who or what is Ant?

Oh, don't get me wrong, I hope the Wii controls turn out to be truly revolutionary and offer depth beyond that we're used to from PES. I just can't see it being anything more than a bit of novelty fun. I hope I'm wrong and I'm looking forward to finding out!