Adi Dassler

It's saturday and there's no activity in the football thread? Not good enough. Today's fixtures: Birmingham v Man City, 15:00 Bolton v Arsenal, 15:00 Derby v Fulham, 15:00 Man Utd v Aston Villa, 17:15 Portsmouth v Wigan, 15:00 Reading v Blackburn, 15:00 Sunderland v West Ham, 15:00 But of course the real action is tomorrow: Chelsea v Middlesbrough, 13:30 Liverpool v Everton, 16:00 Tottenham v Newcastle, 15:00

Er, not yet, I don't think.

Happy birthday Revolution-Europe NewsBot!!! I hope you have a great day!!!

Been banned from the odd internet forum. Their loss, I say.

What the fuck has Anne Diamond got to do with all this? Fat bitch.

Would.

So is this shite or not then? One word answer please.

Bet she takes it up the shitbox as well, the filthy minx.

So there's no such thing as a Jaffa Cake powered car? Gutted.

Explain...

There needs to be a BIG media campaign to go with any changes to age ratings etc. to make sure parents are aware of them and what they mean, and that they'll get into trouble if they ignore them. TV and print ads, posters in shops etc.

Been out shopping for some clobber today. There's a few 'mid season' sales on so I had a look through and found some good stuff - all small or extra fucking large though. Can you find anything you like in a medium? can you bollocks! Must be great being fat or a midget - all the cheap clothes you could ever want! I did find a couple of nice tops in the end but had to pay full whack like so I'm skint now.

If you don't like it then don't post. I happen to think it's a fascinating and worthwhile topic of debate. Back on topic please.

Who the fuck asked for your opinion? Weirdo.

But where do you find them in the supermarket? IN THE BISCUIT AISLE!