Dannyboy-the-Dane

Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.

Oh happy day.

I think the talk of periods stemmed from the "what if you turned into a girl" (as in magically becoming a girl) talk. I then proceeded with the questions about sex change and so forth. By the way, if I'm making less (or more) sense than usual, it's because I'm tired.

Well, I wouldn't like having periods. Pregnancy wouldn't be a problem, as I'd be lesbian. What I'd love the most: Having boobs, which I'd grope constantly, and having to use the girls' locker room. On a serious note, though, it's something I find interesting. If you changed sex, would it change your sexual preferences, too? How much can you actually change physically regarding sex? I like pondering existential questions like these.

Linguistics and phonetics are never pointless! And don't let them tell you otherwise.

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Me-sa win? Things you wouldn't say at a job interview

It's a little complicated to just skim, but thanks.

Wikipedia is in my experience more reliable than made out to be. Besides, it wasn't really relevant how "official" it was, I was just pointing out the obvious. My opinion? Llama read something that wasn't actually said into Eenuh's post (my, what a confusing sentence). Back on topic: Cucumbers are a tasty snack, but in larger portions they tend not do very well with other foods, as they steal the taste.

Happy birthday! Whenever I see your name, I pronounce it "pasch-mee-na", a girl's name, which, combined with the fact that you had the girl from Mirror's Edge as your avatar, makes me believe you're a girl, even though I know you're not. Sorry Grunch, I don't know how to write phonetics, though I'd love to.

I might redo mine, too. Looking at it again, there are some things that just doesn't look like me (especially the hair).

I believe the relevant question here is whether "meat" refers to all types of meat (fish, poultry etc.) or only meat from mammals.

Massive LOLs! Seriously, this has to win! :p

But you know you want to ...

If you are reading this sign, you've missed your destination. Turn around.

I once stumbled upon a sandwich which apparently had mayonnaise in it. Great, I thought, I like mayonnaise. Little did I know it was actually mustard dressing. I didn't finish that sandwich. And as if the sandwich gods hadn't smitten me enough already, I later got myself a nice French bread sandwich, again with delicious-looking dressing. Oh, the terror I experienced when it dawned on me that the innocent-looking dressing was in fact made from horseradish, a taste which I have since come to despise. And thus volume 1 of "Danny's Sandwiches of Horror" comes to an end.

Be patient, young padawan. One day, you will attain enough knowledge of the Force to finally speak in first person. One day ...

Cucumber does rob away any other taste - and so does tomato in larger doses. But I do like both.

We are watching you. Please take your hand out of your pants.

I do like cheese, but it has to be very mild. The stronger the cheese, the less I like it. Tuna also equals win. Especially my dad's tuna mousse. It transcends Nirvana.

Wow. I'm gonna have to remember this for when it becomes relevant ... ... whenever that will be ...

I can't stand whipped cream by itself, it tastes like nothing and gives me the urge to gag. It's great on hot chocolate, though, and I can eat it if it's in small doses with lots of cake to take away the taste of nothing.

He later received a scolding from Mulder for throwing away the small UFO.

Gonna declare Moogle the winner of this one ... again.