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I blame my moody keeper what a little bitch my loser youth one would have been better.

haha no man go see it at the cinema you will get the full atmosphere then!

Hmm its kind of scary more un-nerving than anything else especially if you go in not knowing whats going on.

This is for Fridays matches the lower league will also be uploaded later today. Todays results will come tommorow sorry I have had the most hetic weekend interviews will feuture in the new ones starting tom. Audio Soap Box Utd 2-2 Edd Kirby Athletic Edd Kirby were looking for their first win while Utd were without manager and hoping to keep afloat. Utd had a couple of players including their goalie who in the absence of a manager training them had taken to no training at all. However a few players such as Aflen and Rosando rose to the occasion. Aflen in particular scored twice with two blistering shots one from a freekick and another in open play. Athletic scored 2 of their own but against a team without a manager their lack of attacking power is really starting to show they badly needed a win. Noodle FC 2-3 MadDog United United gained their first win against the star team of the season so far Noodle FC. Noodle were the hot favorites for this match and things seemed to be going according to script as star midfielder Robinho crossed a ball for Batistuta to head in after 8 minutes. However Utd duo Carey and Hadley were involved in the next 3 goals that stunned the crowd at the Noodle Bowl. The 2nd goal was a pure Carey and Hadley combination and after a penalty executed by Hadley in the 65th minute the game seemed beyond Noodle. While Robinho helped create another goal 10 minutes before the end, it was to little to late Utd had gained a famous victory via a dynamic duo and proved Noodle is not invincible. Happenstance FC 4-2 Silverdale FC This was an important match against two teams that are red hot favorites to be promoted this season. Happenstance played a 4-3-3 relying on Burbage to strengthen his midfield, however this strategy seemed to be an unwise one when after 7 minutes Bergman blasted Silverdale into the lead. However straight away Happenstance struck back with a penalty converted by Burbage. Both teams measured each other up and chances became hard to find, however Burbage in the 42nd minute assisted a breakaway goal. Burbage scored again in the 62nd minute and while Silverdale struck back immediately Happenstance were always the more likely to score again and they did just before the close of the match. Good victory for Happenstance but a valiant performance by Silverdale who will look forward to the rematch. Tin Can Club 1-1 Made of Win Tin Can Club went into this match wanting to keep their 100% record against a team that has been struggling. Made of Win played their now trademark 4-2-4 formation and it seemed to pay off as they took the lead with a direct free kick blasted in by Winston. However Tin Can Club drew level soon after via a goal from Carleholm. However even with only 2 midfielders Made of Win managed to keep the chances created by Tin Can Club down and the game slowly drifted towards a 1-1 draw. Not the most exciting match but points on the board for both teams. Analysis Most Important Result: Noodle FC 2-3 MadDog United, great first away win for Utd and a result which stops Noodle in their tracks. Turned on the Style Award: MadDog United created chance after chance and won a thrilling match in style. Player of the Day: Happenstance FC, Shaun Burbage, was a part of every goal scored a great performance.

Saw the film (Moon) yesterday anyone else seen it? I would recommend you watch it but do not watch any trailers I didn't its a film you want to go into without knowing a thing.

Here is a better one I would I realise boo etc. But at the same time I dont feel guilty I pointed u towards arrested development in our last post exchange.

Guess who would vote for that Prop! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgDwI1EC5iY I realise I am in the utter minority literally of (1 with Oddy) here but ah well nevermind. I just wanted an excuse to post that vid so many hillarious wwe memories.

Audio I'm free to post the Xpert league reports whenever I want! Dw guys they will be up before the other matches even if just by hours, interviews will be for tuesday though I have had to much going on recently (damn mum turning 50 and me organising her surprise party) for me to really concentrate on this atm. Ok sorry they won't be up before the others I will post the other two today and then do the ones today the next two days.

Its not even that funny a gimmick you should be trying to revive busby or something. I wonder who this is it can't just be a new troll, has to be some wierdo old school guy.

Joke poster confirmed.

Wow that gif literally made me lol you are forgiven!

Aww Coolness you ruined my fun :p and you corrected my quote! No wonder you are my uber MK rival!

No its not.

Aww nice pics Flinky Damn I need to insult you know so this post isn't to sentimental. Man U suck! (Wait I support Shed Wed) Damn cant even get an insult right. Seriously though awesome pics.

This is what SOAS does to people damn hippie uni! I jest I jest I went there for a term I remember damn anti war protesters blocking me off on more than one occasion.

I hate gay people they are so over the top and dramatic it makes me want to set myself on fire!

Id rather spend my money on fine wine and Xpert VIP membership.

Back of the net!

I want sex with girls from anywhere. MAKE IT SO! (Catholic Countries would be preferable though) I ain't had sex in so long Tony Blair was still the PM when I last got laid. Damn why am I making jokes at my own expense!

Oh I know you're the big "friendship expert" oh I'm sorry I forgot all your pictures are of you alone!!!!! (Thats a modified arrested development quote Ashley has lots of nice friends I am not some sort of mean bully) In the end I didn't go to Waterloo Eenuh will do that another time. Have to say I love Brussels you have a lovely capital the main square is amazing!

When they can complete Jurrasic Pack Lost World on the Megadrive eg never!

This! Don't give up see what happens.

Audio Haden United 3-1 Essex Elites Neither one of these teams had played each other before but it was an important first match for both. United tried to dominate midfield with a 3-5-2 formation while the Elites went on the attack playing 3-4-3. Elites showed they were not going to be intimidated and tackled with force injuring United defender Ruggiu and giving away a free kick moments later. New United signing Durov a free kick specialist stepped up and delivered a great in swinging cross for Disdane to head in. Weesle finished the game off before half time as the Elites while looking dangerous going forward were unable to create enough chances against United's packed midfield. A late goal each for both sides did nothing to alter the course of the game. The Elites may feel they need to get a result after two great wins followed by two losses, on todays performance they showed themselves to be a competitive force. Cube FC 0-3 Dysonism F.C. Cube FC were still looking for their first win but failed to find it today against a side that are currently the in form side in the division. Cube decided to play several youngsters whereas Dysonism fielded a powerful experienced squad. The result was a one sided affair that left many Cube fans in a state of depression. The brilliant Spheeris in his 156nd game for Dysonism shot in his 111th goal for the club via a blistering free kick. Young striker Boland added to the tally via a header before another goal finished the game off in the 61st minute. Cube's players earned themselves 4 yellow cards as they pursued the ball in a desperate fashion as Dysonism dominated possession with 63% of the ball. The result leaves Cube FC with 12 goals scored against them the worst record in the league and needing some inspiration. Dysonism on the other hand look to be a dark horse bet for the title. AFC Rez Rabies 1-2 Roostophe Rovers Another team that could do with a victory is Rez Rabies today they faced Roostophe Rovers. Rovers tried to dominate the midfield with a 3-5-2 formation, in spite of this Rabies held off 5 chances created in the first half. However in the first half Rabies defender Soder and midfielder Krutberg were injured and the two young replacements that came on found it hard to fill the gap. Left with space to roam star player Monington created two great chances which were duly converted. Rez pulled one back as Wiberg scored his second goal of the season but it was to little to late. Last season Rabies upset a number of high profile teams something they will want to start doing again soon. The Sixty-Fourthers 6-1 Secret United 64's are being tipped by some as the most well rounded team in the Premier League, Secret United on the other hand are seen by many to be big hitters being led by championship winning manager Moria. The game started off at a frantic pace Osman headed in a corner for the 64's after 2 minutes, however United struck back at 20 with Rafelinho scoring from a breakaway. A minute later 64's took the lead again the match was playing out like an epic fight between two great boxers. However on the 31rd minute star United player Brusling while going for the ball slid in against defender Tigris in a horrific double footed tackle. He was given a straight red and all of a sudden the game changed. Villans words in his interview “So long as Brusling is at the club Secret are like the Liberia team when George Weah was playing: A team with just one really good player.” Seemed to strike home. Without their inspirational captain United fell apart. United's Derbyshire scored an own goal 4 minutes later and after the break the 64's ran riot. Having nearly 68% of the possession compared with 53% in the first half and scoring 3 well worked goals. The 64's now stand as early title favorites and United are having to look hard at their team sheet. Analysis Most Important Result: 64's 6-1 Secret United, sorry to highlight another United loss but this one was important. United aren't quite hitting their stride while 64's with this result just filled every other team in the league with a sense of horror. Turned on the Style Award: Dysonism F.C. made it look like Boys and Men rang rings around Cube 8 chances to 0 and frustrated Cube's players who gained 4 yellow cards. Player of the Day: Roostophe Rovers Kurt Monington, away victories are always a bonus and this man secured his team 3 points today with two great assists.

Needed a new mp3 player got this and some Panasonic headphones bonus was the checkout girl was totally flirting with me, back of the net!