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It's pretty hard finishing outside the top 3 not to go insane not pretty if you don't play 4-4-2 and comply pretty easy if you use your press releases to complain Post pretending you don't feel pain no tears in the face of Tuesdays defeat Pretend till the end that you don't fear the report of change don't admit that your youth players are weak. Don't say that you feel like retiring' Xperts hard and it feels like diamonds Your team is just far too gone 2am is much too late to even feel like tryin' Can't understand what I'm sayin', can't figure out what I'm implyin' If you feel you don't want retired players to stay alive you feel just how I am." 2 mins: AFC Rez Rabies go ahead as Borg taps in a shot from a corner Rabies fans celebrate hoping for a win to end a hard season. 12 mins: Rovers take the lead as they set to break 64s incredible home record, Sheldon heads a lovely ball in. Noodle moves above 64s as things stand. 16 mins: Brusling heads the ball in off the post to make it 1-1 in the Rabies United game, United looking to hold onto 2nd place. 17 mins: Noodle score against the Elites, Barros heads in his 3rd goal of the season as Noodle shoot up to 3rd as things stand! 20 mins: Bashur makes it 1-1 with a placed header for the 64s who are now 5th place and making a fight of it agianst Rovers. 24 mins: Bashur sets up Osman a mere 4 minutes later as Rovers lay shellshocked, 64s move up to 3rd place behind Secret United as things stand. 25 mins: Incredible! Rovers are falling apart! Bashur pops up again to tee up Goblecoqe for a lovely effort as 64s seem ready to retain their 100% home record. 34 mins: Noodle look to secure their win as Robinho slots one past the Elites keeper to make it 2-0. 36 mins: Brusling is the star again putting Secret United in the lead with a great effort to make it 2-1. 37 mins: Fightback? The Elites score as Marples curls a shot in from outside the box to give the Elites some hope. 40 mins: United are cruising now Crowley converts a penalty to make it 3-1. 43 mins: Happenstance look to end a miserable season with a win as Panic toe pokes in a goal to make it 1-0 to Happenstance against Odwinica. 43 mins: Kit scores for United who have now surely secured 2nd place as they set out to humiliate Rabies. 52 mins: MacCalman passes it through to Kit who skips away from defenders and makes it 5-1 to United Rabies fans are leaving the game. 84 mins: MacCalman and Brusling combine as MacCalman crosses the ball to Brusling who heads it in for a glorious hat trick to make it 6-1. 85 mins: Carpernter shoots it in for the Elites to make it 2-2 Noodle drops to 6th the Elites go to 5th. 88 mins: Marples scores via a break away to make it 3-2 to the Elites! The Elites nick 3rd spot from the 64s on goal difference. 96 mins: More drama! The Elites seal the win as Pizzulli shoots the ball in to make it 4-2 what a come back the Elites fans are chanting their managers name. Analysis Most Important Result: The 64s 3-1 Roostophe Rovers, 64s complete an incredible achievement with a 100% home record for the season. Turned on the Style Award: AFC Rez Rabies 1-6 Secret United, United produce a spectacular display to show why they are 2nd in the league. Player of the Day: Noa Brusling, Secret United, 35 years old? Someone tell him to slow down! What a hat trick from the player of the season. Happentance FC 1-0 Battlestar Odwinca AFC Rez Rabies 1-6 Secret United The 64s 3-1 Roostophe Rovers Noodle Esporte Clube 2-4 Essex Elites

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Chillax man lol. Don't throw something like this away especially as she doesn't care that you eat meat. If anything it would be her dumping you because she thinks you are evil eating meat. Why would you care that she doesn't if she lets you eat meat. Look at it tommorow over a coffee and calmness and don't dump her.

Have always voted Labour will probably do so again but I am unsure. I was a big fan of Blair but have been dissapointed with Brown some basic stuff like lowering the VAT didn't make sense to me. I also don't think he is a good leader on the world stage. On the other hand who else would I vote for? I live in Surrey so Labour have no chane in hell but if Brown does well in the Leader debates I think I will vote for him.

Season will not be starting for another week as I think Moria is away and I really need to get stuff to conclude this season finished as well. On to the next season 19th March Complete Domstercool 0-6 Mcoys Sons Eights United 6-0 Discount Viagra Cubic County 2-1 Veni Vidi Vici Edd Kirby Athletic 4-2 Martinits Men Analysis Most Important Result: Cubic County 2-1 Veni Vidi Vici, with Athletic chasing them County secure a vital win against Vici. Turned on the Style Award: Eights United, 10 chances and nearly 65% possession incredible! Player of the Day: Jonny Brodal, Eights United, 3 assists helped United put forward such a dominant display. 23rd March Ten Plus Win 1-3 Cubic County Discount Viagra 4-1 Complete Domstercool Mcoys Sons 0-0 Martinists Men Veni Vidi Vici 0-2 Edd Kirby Athletic Analysis Most Important Result: Ten Plus Win 1-3 Cubic County, County are promoted as they pull off a great away win! Turned on the Style Award: Discount Viagra, Viagra end a miserable season in style with 12 chances and 4 goals in a rout of Domstercool. Player of the Day: Benjamin Baggott, Discount Viagra, awesome display with two assists and a goal. New season should be ready for next Tuesday if this is ok with everyone? I have the final reports and then awards to do. Domstercool wants a new side I think Viagra may do to. Twozzok has left for a season but DudeDazz has taken his side over. If anyone has any friends they want to invite to join us now is the time!

Wish the new manager of Jaffa Munchers the best of luck!

Awful news damn you xpert.

Same here thought it was Thursday lol. Had a midfielder playing as a forward lol

Any VIPs who want to sell a youth midfielder I am in the market.

Have 3 flying machine pieces to go. I took out that UFO over my village but didn't get a treasure piece of anything really whats up with that! That damn UFO killed a hardened solider that has been with me since the start. How do I attend his funeral?

Hey guys updating middle league up till the last game. Will do same for lower league tommorow. Will then have a final game report featuring all 3 leagues with awards to follow. And Silverdale does not wanna play 4-4-2 like everybody else, And Blades does not wanna set playmakers like everybody else, And Recall would not say that he feels fine like everybody else, Cause the middle league is not like everybody else, It's better than everybody else. 19th March games DuDs Baggies 1-1 Emo Blades Baggies and the Blades had to settle for a point each in a bad tempered and at times brutal match. In the first 70 minutes there were a lack of goals but 3 injuries and 5 yellow cards given. The game opened up after a irritable first half, Baggies opened the scoring as Elliot tore away from the Blades defense and slotted in a goal to make it 1-0 with 12 minutes left. However with just 3 minutes to go the Blades broke Baggies hearts and kept their league survival afloat by gaining a vital point. Heimdal ran past two defenders and chipped the ball over the goalie who came out to meet him. Baggies really wanted to win this game to put their promotion hopes in their hands they will now have to hope results go their way. As for Blades this could well be a vital point for them. Madpool 0-0 Soap Box Utd Another two teams that wanted a win were held to draws as Madpool vs Utd went to a 0-0 final. Both teams played 4-4-2 but their attacks really had no punch to them. Both teams were playing youths or not top tier skilled players in those positions and it really showed. Also frankly Utd didn't have one chance the entire game. While Madpool at least had 3 but their two 18 year old attackers failed to threaten the goal with them. Utd will be happy with this point like the Blades it may prove vital at the end, Madpool will be frustrated they played youth and got stung if it costs them promotion or not time will tell! Dysonism F.C 1-0 Recall United Dysonism leapt to the mantle of championship status and almost certainly condemned Recall United to relegation. However it was United who impressed in lots of ways, playing 5-3-2 they had a solid defense throughout. Not only this but they created 4 chance against only 2 for Dysonism. Just when United thought they might have gained a famous victory, Stenhold popped up turned his marker and lobbed a ball into the box. Twigg attached himself wrong footed the goalie and hit it into the bottom right hand corner. Dysonism are now assured to be playing in the top league where he will need to develop his youth alongside his superstars to survive. As for Recall he is sure to thrive and come back hopefully if relegation does occur. Silverdale Hotpot 0-2 Tin Can Club Tin Can Club won a huge clash of the promotion titans as they won a famous victory against Silverdale. Playing 4-5-1 Tin Can Club were dominant in midfield against Silverdales 4-3-3 formation. The result was a devastating 7 chances to 0 and 61% possession for Tin Can Club. Einersen put Tin Can Club ahead with a header after 14 minutes. Pall the 33 year old veteran midfielder who came on as a substitute hit in a powerful header to make it 2-0 just before half time. Silverdale's miserable day was complete as Andervi one of their midfield trio was sent off for a ridiculous sliding tackle in the 2nd half. Tin Can Club now look as if their promotion fate is in their hands. For Silverdale this was a bad loss they now need results to go their way to go up. Analysis Most Important Result: Silverdale Hotpot 0-2 Tin Can Club, Tin Can Club score a massive away victory against fellow promotion contenders Silverdale. Turned on the Style Award: Tin Can Club, a huge amount of chances and possession a great achievement! Player of the Day: Archibald Gentle, Tin Can Club, a great assist and superb defensive work. 23rd March games Jaffa Munchers 0-3 Dysonism F.C Emo Blades 0-1 Silverdale Hotpot Tin Can Club 1-0 Soap Box Utd Recall United 0-0 Madpool Analysis Most Important Result: Dysonism F.C, fully deserved champs 10 chances! Turned on the Style Award: Tin Can Club, a huge amount of chances and possession a great achievement! Player of the Day: Hannibal Stenholm, Dysonism F.C, was dominant in midfield and provided a great assist.

Plus 9 report my sqaud is quite small so not bad. Willing to listen to offers. Have a few players for sale need to reinvest in youth in defense and midfield I think.

Mcoy you will defend your title next season against both Odwinica and Happenstance in a triple threat match! Enemy banter aside propoganda posters are a superb idea!

Xpert is going to die because of Mcoy. Xpert has cancer because of Mcoy. I have to do something even I will regret!

So who have we lost this season player wise? I need to notify DudeDazz a new season will be starting soon he has waited a long time! Anyone have any friends that want to play?

Good luck to all the teams will catch up on reports when I can. I am calling Madpool as my prediction to snatch promotion tommorow! Although I hope Silverdale or DuD get it just for someone new to get a chance in the big league

Take him out Noodle! I have been here many times before. Hurt my team again this season. And the worst is part there is no other manager to blame. Happenstance FC 3-0 AFC Rez Rabies Happenstance won their first game since the start of the season in a convincing win against Rabies. Happenstance played 4-5-1 an ideal formation against Rabies 3-4-3. With their extra man in midfield against Rabies extremely youthful midfield they gained 12 chances to 3 for Rabies. Sole striker Gregor set up Burbage for a tap in scoring his 51st goal for the club. In the 2nd half Rabies lack of chances and poor defense really cost them, Curtis hit in a goal that hit the underside of the bar. Curtis a few moments later turned his marker and crossed the ball to Burnell who headed in a well finished goal. Happenstance deserved to win their tactics worked out great and a strong defensive display from a youthful defense helped them close out the game. Obviously Happenstance won't be playing in this league next season but will surely come straight back up if they perform like this. Rabies are back in the relegation zone and might struggle to find a way out now. They are a point behind Noodle with 2 games to go. The Sixty Fourthers 2-1 Secret United The 64s 100% home record carried on as they edged out Secret United. The game was very quiet in the 1st half it was the 64s who dominated possession scoring over 60%. Both teams had 5 midfielder's 64s played 4-5-1 United played 3-5-2. However it was the 64s who took the intuitive Yaketi fed a ball through to Osman who took it past the goalie after the 2nd half. Yaketi then curled in a cross 2 minutes later that no other than Osman rose up to head in! Brusling tried to start a fight back as he set up Heinze for his 3rd goal of the season via a diving header. However the 64s strong midfield and dominance of possession helped win the day as they edged out United. With Rovers having won the league the 64s have leapt into the next best thing and are now 2nd. However United have a game in hand and will hope to take that position back. Roostophe Rovers 2-1 Essex Elites Rovers deservedly won the league title with a close win against their rivals the Elites. Rovers played 3-4-3 against the Elites 5-4-1. Mazzoleni was in fine form as he firstly set up Cuadrado for a close range shot past the 5 defenders. Mazzoleni then blasted in a fine strike to make it 2-0 to Rovers. Rovers were in fine form and they new the league title was on its way back to their club. The Elites who will be hoping to play in this league next season didn't fall apart and even gave Rovers a scare when Corben lost his marker and made it 2-1 with a curling strike that went in off the post. However this was the Elites only chance of the match and Rovers fans celebrated wildly as they knew at the final whistle they were once again the league champions. Haden United 1-2 Noodle Esporte Clube The former champion Haden United sunk to a worrying 5th loss in a row as their fans were upset over a double loss to Noodle. United played 4-4-2 but had youths in a few key positions and paid the price. This was the same for Noodle as two youth goalies took to the pitch today but it was United's who really failed to impress. After only a minute Barros headed in a close range goal to make it 1-0 to Noodle. Noodle then suffered some bad news as midfielder Ramos was badly injured. United seemed to be getting back into the game and Mozzini threaded a wonderful ball through to Hindrikson who scored his first ever goal for the club! But with bad marking Barros found himself free for a 2nd time and buried a ball that lay at his feet to make it 2-1 to Noodle and lift them out of the relegation zone. United slip down to 4th and are now within 3 points of the relegation zone with a game less than all the teams below them. Relegation could well happen! For Noodle this was an incredible win their double against the former champions has been a key part of their potential survival in this league. Analysis Most Important Result: Roostophe Rovers 2-1 Essex Elites, Rovers win the title! Turned on the Style Award: Happenstance FC, they are going down but at least they pleased their fans with a full on stylish display. Player of the Day: Isaac Curtis, Happenstance FC, a goal and a assist in the best performance of his time at the club. Essex Elites 6-3 AFC Rez Rabies The Elites boosted their chances of a top 3 place and relegated Rabies with a thrilling 6-3 win. Playing 4-4-2 the Elites seemed confident in themselves while Rabies were going all out with a 3-4-3 formation. Rabies immediately looked vulnerable to attack, an in form Gledhill opened the scoring with a great volley after 3 minutes. Corben then rocketed in a long range shot that slammed in off the bar. However Rabies knowing they needed something from this game hit back quickly, Gladh wrong footed his marker and curled in a close range shot. A couple of injuries hit both midfield's before Rabies under siege defense gave away a penalty that Ling converted. After the break Gledhill delivered a superb cross for Corben to head in with a diving header. Rabies were not done though, Wiberg hit in a close range shot before Gladh deftly converted a penalty making it 4-3. But it was Gledhill who finished the game off with a awesome long range shot set up by Carpenter, Carpenter then set up Cotino to add some cream to the cake with a 6th goal. The Elites were stable and focused against the lurching attacking Rabies, the Elites are now set up for 3rd maybe even 2nd place while Rabies have done well this season but not quite well enough. Battlestar Odwinica 1-2 Haden United United broke their awful 5 game loss streak with a revenge win over Odwinica that relegates them. Things started off well for Odwinica with Oliver scoring his 1st goal of the season after 4 minutes. However Agostini playing in his last game for the club as captain set up the future midfield star Mozzini for a close range tap in to make it 1-1. Also leaving soon Passoni kept Odwinica's defense solid and United while they had more chances failed to convert them. Until that man again, Agostini making his last contribution to United, swung in a cross that Marconossi rifled home. This was Agostini's 62nd assist to a goal in his long career. After the match the United away fans gave him a standing ovation sad he is leaving but thanking him for the time at the club. Odwinica have done well being the weakest team in the league and nearly surviving, United have had their top 3 chances ruined by a bad run but this win will give them some confidence at the end of the season. Noodle Esporte Clube 2-0 Happenstance FC Noodle secured their future in the top league with a good win over doomed Happenstance. Both teams played 4-4-2 and neither were on fire but Noodle scored first Ferraz crossed the ball in for Zakay to loop over the goalie for his 2nd goal of the season. The captain Robinho then gave Noodle some breathing space a great header through the legs of the Happenstance goalie. Noodle didn't score again but made 10 chances to only 2 from Happenstance. Noodle's midfield was the winner for the day as well as their defense, Happenstance looked out of form and tired. Noodle have had a great season while it has gone downhill since the glory days of the first win streak survival was the key and they have got it. Happenstance have been the big disappointment of this season their last game against Odwinica is a chance to salvage some pride. Secret United 3-2 Roostophe Rovers Secret United gained a morale boosting victory against champions Rovers to set themselves up for 2nd place in the league. United played 3-5-2 against Rovers 3-4-3 formation, Rovers scored first as Sheldon hit a sweetly placed freekick in the net. However United badly wanted this win and Crowley scored the 9th goal of his career to make it 1-1. Mazzoleni who has been on fire this season got his 10th goal this season with a well placed header to put Rovers in the lead. However United gained 4 chances to 1 in the 2nd half. Crowley set up Kit for a long range shot to make it 2-2 and then with 5 minutes to go Brusling set up Noel for a close range shot to give United the win. United take back 2nd and inflict an important win against Rovers their first since 2008! Rovers still look like the best team in the league but would have liked to have won this one. Analysis Most Important Result: Essex Elites 6-3 AFC Rez Rabies, the Elites ready themselves to challenge for a top 3 place and relegate Rabies. Turned on the Style Award: Essex Elites, a great victory 6 goals! Player of the Day: Benny Gledhill, Essex Elites, 2 goals and a assist, a great part of the Elites victory.

It was Passoni vs Agostini the battle of the soon to be leaving guys!

Congrats to Villan. You deserve it you SOB. I am on a horrendous streak atm 5 losses. If oddy beats me which he may well do and I get relegated I won't mind actually. Be classic to get loads of training done in the middle league come back powered up.

Nearly time to say AFC Rez Rabies 2-0 Battlestar Odwinica Haden United 0-2 Roostophe Rovers Happenstance FC 1-1 The Sixty Fourthers Secret United 2-2 Essex Elites Analysis Most Important Result: Haden United 0-2 Roostophe Rovers, Rovers gain a huge win only Secret United can stop them now surely! Turned on the Style Award: Essex Elites, great creative play got them a unexpected away draw. Player of the Day: Dustin Brammer, Essex Elites, last minute free kick to gain a away point plus superb defense! Essex Elites 4-2 The Sixty Fourthers Roostophe Rovers 4-0 Happenstance FC Battlestar Odwinica 2-0 Noodle Esporte Clube AFC Rez Rabies 3-2 Haden United Analysis Most Important Result: Battlestar Odwinica 2-0 Noodle Esporte Clube, could Odwinica stay up? This is a massive result that gives them hope. Turned on the Style Award: Essex Elites, another stylish display with 8 chances sees them pour more misery on the 64s away record. Player of the Day: Stu Canham, Essex Elites, a great hat trick for the forward helps the Elites win the match. Tin Can Club 1-1 DuDs Baggies Soap Box Utd 2-4 Dysonism F.C Silverdale Hotpot 3-0 Madpool Jaffa Munchers 2-2 Recall United Analysis Most Important Result: Soap Box Utd 2-4 Dysonism F.C, Dysonism go way out in front, while Soap Box drift towards relegation. Turned on the Style Award: Silverdale Hotpot, 7 chances and 3 goals, they are really back at the top of their game right at the end of the season. Player of the Day: Tyson Arber, Dysonism F.C, great set ups from the young midfielder. Mcoys Sons 4-1 Eights United Martinists Men 0-2 Cubic County Complete Domstercool 1-2 Edd Kirby Athletic Ten Plus Win 0-4 Veni Vidi Vici Analysis Most Important Result: Mcoys Sons 4-1 Eights United, the Sons keep the pressure up with a great win against United. Turned on the Style Award: Mcoys Sons, incredibly created 13 chances! A real creative team at the moment. Player of the Day: Jasper Crick, Veni Vidi Vici, the 16 year old strikes again setting up 2 more lovely goals in Vici's away win. Sorry for awards only but been bday week so action packed

Thanks guys! I'm lost for words.

Np Need a win to break the loss streak or I could go down lol! Hope Rovers isn't becoming the new Oddy! Could be though.

Silverdale can't stop winning no he won't stop winning. You leave Munchers and Recall down their on their own. You can't lose you can't lose you can't lose anymore. Soap Box Utd 5-0 Jaffa Munchers In a game of two halves Soap Box condemned the Munchers to almost certain relegation doom after a flurry of 2nd half goals. Utd played 3-5-2 and had all the chances but couldn't score in what was a very badly tempered first half. The two promoted teams seemed out to get each other with multiple injuries and yellow cards springing up. Tempers flared again at the hour mark and when the ref saw Munchers defender Beniesh violently push over a Utd player he had no choice but to send him off. The result was devastation as Utd midfielder Bose cut the now 3 man Munchers defense apart. Boase skipped past the defense to slot in the first 2 minutes after the sending off, Persijn then broke away himself and made it 2-0 4 minutes later. Bose swung in a corner for Broerse to shoot in and then lobbed forward a beautiful through ball that Heerkens latched onto and shot in. Finally in injury time Bose smashed in a long shot off the post to make it 5-0. Soap Box fully deserved the win they sit in 5th with 4 games left to play and could still get either promoted or relegated! Munchers though are now almost certainly relegated. Dysonism F.C 0-2 Silverdale Hotpot Silverdale scored the shock win of the season as they inflicted Dysonism's 3rd loss of the season. Both teams had 3 strikers but Silverdale seemed the more potent force. Caskey scored his first goal of the season and gave Silverdale a huge boost with a direct free kick goal. Star Dysonism midfielder Stenholm got injured on the 17 minute mark and creativity seemed to dry up. Dysonism only had 1 chance in the whole game. Sidwell who has had a really disappointing season finally scored his first goal of the campaign with a great lob when he saw the Dysonism goalie off his line. This was a crucial win for Silverdale they are still in the relegation zone but are 3 points off a promotion spot! This was a slip for Dysonism, they are still favorites to win the title but need to have a good run in now. Madpool 2-0 DuDs Baggies Madpool moved into 2nd by beating the Baggies in a convincing manner at home. Playing 4-4-2 against 4-3-3 Madpool was able to dominate possession (62%) and chances (4-1) but was only able to score via set pieces. Quintal helped set up the first goal with a looping cross from a free kick that Galisteu tapped home. The Baggies were simply unable to recover and are on a slight downward turn after their great resurrection. Quintal scored late via a penalty shot right down the middle to make it 2-0 and wrap things up. Madpool surge up the table leapfrogging Baggies and end up 2 points behind Dysonism with a game in hand, potential champs? Baggies have now lost two on the trot and face an immensely important game against Tin Can Club next. Emo Blades 0-1 Tin Can Club Tin Can Club caused an upset as they narrowly beat the Blades 1-0 away from home. The Blades played 4-5-1 but it was Tin Can Club who got the first big chance as Eggertsson hit in a loose ball scoring on 20 mins. The Blades had chances to hit back but Zeca failed to make an impact looking isolated against 4 Tin Can Club defenders. The match calmed down after the goal and never really picked up and Tin Can Club closed it down without to much more drama. Blades drop to within 1 point of relegation but are still only 2 away from promotion. Tin Can Club move to 4th 1 away from promotion but again only 2 away from relegation! This league is to close! However Tin Can Club do have a game in hand that could be crucial. Analysis Most Important Result: Dysonism F.C 0-2 Silverdale Hotpot, this league just won't stop being close will it! Apart from two clubs anything could happen to anyone thanks to results like this. Turned on the Style Award: Soap Box Utd, magnificent victory helps them climb away from danger. Player of the Day: Laksmipathy Bose, Soap Box Utd, the architect of Soap Box's incredible win. And if you leave here, you leave the other teams broken. I know County won't be leaving here with Athletic. Veni Vidi Vici 1-0 Martinists Men An early Vici strike sealed a win for a dominant but frustrated home side. Both teams played 4-4-2 but Vici seemed the more aggressive and found a goal straight away. After 4 minutes the 16 year old midfield dynamo Crick scored his 3rd goal of the season when he lobbed the goalie who was off his line. The game slided into obscurity for the rest of the half after this blistering opening. In the 2nd half both teams had a chance or two but it was Vici fans who expected at least another. Still in the end Vici easily closed out the win with 5 chances to 1. Vici carry on to charge up the table as promotion is nearly guaranteed by default. While the Men hope their form and luck increases as they need to implement changes in the up and coming off season. Complete Domstercool 0-0 Ten Plus Win Domstercool and Ten Plus Win both failed to score any goals as their forwards proved to be not up to it. Ten Plus Win played 5-3-2 against Domstercool's 4-4-2, however it was Ten Plus Win who made 3 chances in the 1st half compared to none for Domstercool. Ten Plus Win defender Ishikawa was badly tackled in the 2nd half and will be out till the end of the month. Both teams had chances in the 2nd half but again the defense of both teams far outweighed their attacking play. Complete Domstercool gain a rare point while Ten Plus Win lose a chance to put pressure on Cubic County. Discount Viagra 1-4 Edd Kirby Athletic Sadly after a great first season Viagra's fortunes have badly waned and there is talk of the manager abandoning his side. He wasn't present for this emphatic loss against a resurgent Athletic. Playing 3-4-3 Viagra were vulnerable to attack and Athletic scored twice in the 1st half. Mortimer headed the ball past the Viagra goalie and Saeys slotted away the ball when he found himself in space in the box to make it 2-0. The captain Hill curled in a free kick in the 2nd half that Huiberts flicked past the goalie to the rapture of the away fans. Saeys headed the ball in for his 2nd goal of the game and season to make it 4-0. Seabury scored with his own header to make it 4-1 but it was all over by this point. Athletic were phenomenal and deserved the win, they had 60% possession and 8 chances to 2. Awesome display Athletic are turning good just at the right part of the season. Eights United 2-1 Cubic County Eights United scored a great victory over County to keep themselves in the promotion hunt. Flatland scored a goal with the first shot of the match, a vicious 25 yard shot that pinged into the back of the net. Moments later striker Gould was badly injured and replaced by the legendary County player Ashby who is retiring at the end of the season but came out for his 148th game for County. It was Dunwell not Ashby though who got County back into the game with a long range curling effort. In the 1st half it was 3 chances for United with 1 for County, in the 2nd half it was 4 chances for United none for County. However with youth striker Sandelin looking nervy it seemed it might end 1-1. However hit in a amazing free kick with mere minutes to go for his 2nd goal in his history at the club. What a crucial goal it was, Eights United chalk up the best win of their season so far and County are still having to look over their shoulder. Analysis Most Important Result: Eights United 2-1 Cubic County, County fail to break from the pack as United pick up a huge win. Turned on the Style Award: Edd Kirby Athletic, 60% possession and 8 chances with 4 goals great times for Athletic, and away to! Player of the Day: Baas Huiberts, Edd Kirby Athletic, a goal and an assist in the 17 year old strikers first match! Martinists Men 0-3 Ten Plus Win Ten Plus Win won comfortably after a magnificent aerial display in the 2nd half. The first half was a very close one with both teams attacking back and forth but no break through was made. Ten Plus win with their 3-4-3 formation sprung into life in the 2nd half. Tereda and Hamamoto combined firstly for Tereda to score with a header from a Hamamoto cross and then the other way round moments later. Kurisawa made it 3-0 with 4 minutes left with yes you guessed it another header! Ten Plus Win deserved the victory and move above both the Men (who played quite poorly) and Eights United. They are now 5th in the table and are priming themselves for a tough but rewarding run in against some of the best clubs in the league. Cubic County 6-0 Complete Domstercool County have been surrounded by rumors this weekend of their manager leaving after his long association with the club. However it didn't distract them as they demolished a abysmal Domstercool side. Headers from McKenna, Harley and Valle put County 3-0 up before 35 minutes. McKenna then hit a great through pass for Waller to slide into the back of the net. Domstercool's misery was compounded by a horrid penalty miss just before half time from the captain Richards. Harley broke away in the 2nd half to make it 5 before Waller smacked in a incredible bicycle kick to make it 6-0 to County. Domstercool's youth team simply fell apart, however County were solid in every part of the pitch and a joy to watch. Harley played especially well, County still have to watch themselves and Athletic are chasing that last promotion spot but should be favorites to hold it after a result like this. Edd Kirby Athletic 4-1 Eights United Athletic all but guaranteed they were the last remaining team that could threaten Cubic Countys promotion spot. Athletic were just on fire today and looked good to win from the start of the game. Athletic had 6 chances to 2 in the 1st half, Mortimer and Mckenna both scored headers for Athletic within a minute of each other. In form Flatland hit in a rebound to make it 2-1 and give United some hope. However a mere minute later Mortimer jinked past two defenders and took it past the goalie for his 7th goal of the season. Athletic had nearly 70% possession in the 1st half and while this went down to 61% by the end of the game. The win was complete when young midfielder Baldry made it 4 with a delicate header in. Athletic are now 4th 5 points behind County but with a game in hand. United drop to 6th and are 7 points off of County and the last promotion spot. Discount Viagra 0-4 Mcoys Sons Mcoys Sons cruised to victory over Viagra to go top on goal difference in the league. The Sons played 4-4-2 and looked perfectly balanced in their approach. Harris and Heckingbottom scored with headers in the 1st half as Viagra crumbled away. Another header was scored when Jbil scored his 7th goal of the season to make it 3-0. At the end of the game it was 6 chances to 1 and Harris scored another goal with a great diving header to make it 4. The Sons got a few youth players some experience and still won. They are well set for a dramatic title race with Vici who knows who will win! Analysis Most Important Result: Edd Kirby Athletic 4-1 Eights United, Athletic keep the pressure on County while eliminated United from the promotion race. Turned on the Style Award: Cubic County, immense, what a performance maybe the players are trying to get their manager to stay! Player of the Day: Doryu Hamamoto, Ten Plus Win, great perfromance with a goal and assist. Will do a double top league report next time around

Damn thats a shame I wanted to help Moria out, Villan has it in the bag now barring a disaster. On the plus side form of a few key players is going up I want to sell another player but I'm not being allowed damn you min player limit! Also Cube don't leave!

Home Sides, Ready Steady Go! The Sixty Fourthers 1-0 Haden United The 64s kept their 100% home record up in an ill tempered game against Haden United. Playing 5-4-1 the 64s looked solid at the back but United's frustration (fueled maybe by the news of the loss of Agostini one of their best midfielders at the end of the season) poured out into multiple yellow cards. And then a mistimed tackle nearly cause a team vs team fight as youth midfielder Kurdi was upended and stretchered off. Yaketi who came on for Kurdi was inspired by his fellow midfielders brutal exit and thumped in the only goal of the game with a stinging shot just before the hour mark. The game began to descend again into violence as the mood of both players soured towards each other. It finally erupted when Marconossi a United forward shoulder barged a 64s defender starting a general brawl and getting the forward sent off. 64's held out for the win and move up to 4th with title hopes still a slight hope. United's own title hopes took a big blow and they will need to win all their remaining games to stand a chance now. Secret United 2-0 Happenstance FC Secret United kept their title charge going as they defeated a doomed Happenstance side. Playing 3-5-2 United's midfield was their key strength again. MacCalman produced the 54th assist of his career when he crossed the ball for Kit to head into the back of the net. Happenstance playing 3-4-3 looked vulnerable without having an attack to worry United. Brusling who has confirmed he is staying with United for another season set up MacCalman with a close range shot that rebounded in off the post. The match ended with United in control but sadly for them a bad injury to Heinze and a red card for goal scorer Kit. Still they will gladly take the 3 points they are now primed to make a final title charge. As for Happenstance relegation is now their only fate barring mathematical miracles. Noodle Esporte Clube 3-0 AFC Rez Rabies Noodle broke a horrendous run of losses to win an absolutely crucial match against fellow promoted side Rabies. Both teams played 4-4-2 but it was Noodle who seemed to have more momentum behind them. Rembrant troubled the Rabies defense early as captain Ferraz headed in his cross. After a quiet first half Noodle burst out the blocks in the 2nd half, Ferraz duked past two defenders and was then tripped in the box. He converted the penalty himself to the joy of the home fans. Rabies day got worse as youth midfielder Collander took a severe knock in only his 2nd game for the club. The game was more even than the score suggests but luck was with Noodle today and Godinho made it 3 with a blistering curling shot. Noodle now move 3 places above the drop zone 4 points ahead of Rabies. However Rabies have a game in hand and shouldn't count themselves out of staying up. Roostophe Rovers 3-0 Battlestar Odwinica Rovers easily disposed of a resurgent Odwinica in fine style. Rovers played 3-5-2 against an ultra defensive 5-3-2 Odwinica side. The game started with a couple of injuries for Rovers but the replacement striker Tartara came on and put Rovers ahead with a close range shot, his 6th of the season. Sheldon then settled it moments later with a blistering free kick into the back of the net. Odwinica's midfield only produced one chance and when Cabrera one of their best defenders was badly injured you sensed more trouble was coming. Sheldon lined up another free kick and this time gently curled one in to the top right hand corner. The game ended 3-0 with Rovers easily on top and back at the top of the league. Odwinica after a great recent run find themselves in trouble again but could still bounce back don't count them out. Analysis Most Important Result: Roostophe Rovers 3-0 Battlestar Odwinica, Rovers go to top while Odwinica drops into the relegation zone. Turned on the Style Award: Roostophe Rovers, were talented and stylish from the get go. Player of the Day: Alessandro Ferraz, Noodle Esporte Clube, led his side to a vital win with 2 important goals. Bang goes another game Where it went I cannot say Now I have tactics to do for next week Emo Blades 0-0 Madpool The middle league promotion race is going to the wire as neither the Blades or Madpool managed to edge this match. Both teams played 4-4-2 and had 4 chances each but never really looked like scoring as the match went on. Madpool was trying out a new youth striker Markovic who seemed overawed by the occasion. While Zeca underperformed yet again for the Blades, he has only scored 3 times in 11 games now. The teams were equal in almost every way and a draw was the deserved result. It leaves Madpool a point behind the Blades still but with a game in hand. You would probably side with Madpool on the run in but any of several other teams not just these two could be in for a promotion shout. Silverdale Hotpot 3-0 Jaffa Munchers Silverdale produced a superb performance to beat the Munchers comprehensively at home. Both teams played 4-4-2 but it was all about Silverdales midfield. Caskey, Andervi and Beresford produced the best performances of their careers making Silverdale's midfield a sight to behold. The end result was Silverdale had 8 chances to 0 for the Munchers. The Munchers held out in the first half as Silverdales forwards failed to make an impact. However Andervi with pin point passing set up first Beresford and then Drynan for goals. Beresford headed in a goal in injury time to make it 3-0 and give Silverdale a fabulous victory. Jaffa Munchers slump to the bottom of the table and frankly looked doomed to be relegated unless they have a superb final few games. Silverdale are still in the relegation zone but are hot on the tails of the faltering Soap Box Utd, only a point behind. DuDs Baggies 1-2 Dysonism F.C Baggies have resurrected themselves in this league from relegation certainties to title challenges while Dysonism have been faltering recently from their once steady throne. It was Dysonism who deservedly triumphed today however. Playing 3-4-3 Dysonism went right after the Baggies wanting to get their top stop back. The game was tight with the sides having two chances each in the first half, it was Boland who hit home a beautiful long range effort his 5th of the season to put Dysonism ahead. It was the young players that ran the day for Dysonism with Twigg sending a sprinting Garcia past the Baggies defense to slot it in and make it 2-0 in the 2nd half. The Baggies earned some pride back when Ostberg hit a half volley home to make it 2-1. However Dysonism deserved to win this match and go back to the top of the table. Baggies are still in a strong promotion position but other teams are closing in. Recall United 1-0 Soap Box Utd Recall United dragged fellow promoted side Soap Box Utd into the relegation battle with a close home win. Playing 5-3-2 United looked solid in defense and went ahead even with this formation after 9 minutes. Star midfielder Hollingdale hit in his first goal of the season with a cheeky flick in after a corner. Soap Box had more bad news as veteran defender Pothuizen was injured badly on the 18 minute mark and will be out for over a week. The teams dueled for a while with minimal chances before United's crowded defense gave away a penalty. 37 year old 137 games played midfielder Fessem stood up to take the penalty. He struck it cleanly but it rattled against the post the veteran held his head in his hands as the goalie gathered it up. Recall United closed the game out with their strong defense and held out for a vital win. They are now not bottom of the league for the first time in a long while. Soap Box bad run carries on and promotion hopes are being replaced by relegation fears. Analysis Most Important Result: DuDs Baggies 1-2 Dysonism F.C, Dysonism is back in charge after a impressive victory against the Baggies. Turned on the Style Award: Silverdale Hotpot, a performance that many thought they would be giving all season. Player of the Day: Silverdale's midfield trio, the three players mentioned earlier in the report all combined to give a amazing performance. Lower League Report Tommorow