Ok my turn!
A couple had been trying to have a baby for 2 years. They both recently decided they would go to see if they were both fertile or not. They went and it came back that the male was infertile.
After lengthy discussions they both decided they were going to get IBF treatment. So they booked an apoinment with their hospital and were suprised that they could have it done next week.
So, the day came when she would be getting the treatment. She walked into the hospital and went to the room. Her and the doctor chatted a while and the doctor asked her if she was definite that she wanted it done, she replied yes. He said ok, stand over there please. So she did. Then the doctor said bend down please, she said puzzled errm ok. She heard some noise so she looked behind her too find the doctor was unzipping his trousers, then he got his penis out. The woman cried WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? He said giving you sperm m'dear! And she said I thought it came in a bottle or something? He said yeah we've ran out of bottles, you will have to have draft.