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best 2d shooter next to Einhander

im sorry but this game kinda reminds me of the time when i told my nuts to get to work on a gaming project... 6 months later , i asked my nuts " well , what have you come up with ? " my nuts then would reply " here you go, "its a game were you play as link in 1st person ,shooting arrow the whole god damn game....."... yeah it reminds me of that time.........................................

hot glue .. really hot ... like if you sniff it youll get high.............................. haha yes ladies and gents .. youll get high off the hot glue so dont sniff that its bad........

ballzerz!!..

when are they going to release xbox's that dont overheat/die ?

thanks, that made me feel alot better ... even alittle warm inside..(although..that might just be the whiskey..) bubblebee tuna !...

i dont have my receipt . my xbox360 is dead . can i do anything without a receipt ? who do i call?

my wifes a politition... ...i have sex with her...

"Hmm, so i own a PS3 just for Metal Gear and Final Fantasy now..." both in which WILL also show up on xbox 360 (maybe not simotaniously, but mark my words they will show up on 360 ,atleast 1 out of the 2 for sure) ps3 is just a black MORE EXPENSIVE xbox 360 , with a controller that doesnt rumble , and online that sucks compared to xbox live.ps3 and 360 share 90% of 3rd party games , so they have the same games , except the few exceptions .... the exclusives.... thats all that should matter , and sony is losing them daily , and microsoft is getting/sharing all of sonys big titles and then some ... xbox360's exclusive list is getting bigger and cooler , and ps3's is deminishing.... ps3 needs to have a final fantasy 7 remake to get sales moving ...otherwise there will never be a ps4.

there are scratches on it .. doesnt look too bad .. the rented copy that would work sometimes ... but completely stoped working now ,looked worse..then my copy ..... one time when i put gears of war (its alittle scratched like viva pinata )in it and it didnt work saying wipe the disc ,so i did ... and it work fine ever since.... i think its slowly dieing ... can anyone tell me how to find the # i need to call , to repair my 360?

it was a legit porn dvd .... what whould i say to them ? i never got the red lights of doom yet.... will they repair even though it plays some games? and some dvds work ... i seen a whole movie an hour ago with no problems....

i think my 360 is slowly dieing .... i cant play my used copy of viva pinata anymore .... it plays only near perfect discs.... and it didnt play a porn dvd ... but plays regular dvds fine.... if its dieing what should i do ... ? i want to play pinatas damn it .. so i rented the game ... and it only played that copy for an hour or 2 .....it says wipe the disc with a cloth ....

targeting and the running man looks just like the lost planet engine .......... this and lost planet(atleast to me ) look like clones... in a fundamental gameplay and camera level.... its it just me who thinks this?

game play = great graphics = great (some effects like explosions look better the GOW) storyline= total shit vocal work= total shit game length = 7 hours (not bad) i kind of love this game (gameplay wise) and i kind of hate it (story wise) its a great game and shouldnt be passed up ... buy it now

nintendo might stand still ........ but , thats better then..... bill gates running like a girl ...! ha!........ maybe HE should stand still .... for the sake of his manhood , atleast..........

nintendork:Component looks better huh? me: no... so i brought um back.. and the guy at the counter says , "these are opposite component cables"... thats why they look worse... then i got the regular component cables and my balls have never looked shinier....(wii sports balls , bowling ,etc..my god) at first i thought "why the shit would opposite cables even exist????"... then after awhile i thought about it and now i understand why ........

dont buy a ps3 ... period .... just pretend you have no choice and its not convertable.... get a 360 instead .... you thank me when bioshock comes out ... youll be so thankful towards my advise, youll offer me your 2 youngest daughters ....(when the time comes)>............. basically.. if you buy a ps3 youll be BRANDED a loser forever ..... you want to be branded a loser ??? i wouldnt want to be branded at all... much less a loser...much less a loser FOREVER ...that would suck ass.... ppff...you got to watch yourself in this world there compsci.... converter problems...pff...thats not even the half of it ....

ps1 - Einhander(2nd best shooter ever made) ff7 parasite eve ff8(best ff ever made) metal gear solid ff tactics ff9 XENOGEARS (best rpg ever made) crono cross resident evil 2 resident evil 3 ps2- metal gear solid 2 metal gear solid 3 xenosaga episode 1 (2 and 3 sucked ass) grand theft auto 3 GTA vice city (best GTA ever made ) GTA san andreas devil may cry 1 and 3 gradius 5 (?? or 6???) p.s. no ps2 final fantasy made the FUN list cus they all sucked balls .........

style... wii 2 will be white ...but whiter then the present wii , brighter (cant look directly at the console for more then 6 seconds or you'll go blind) , and the blue light stays on all the damn time..... graphics... ps3 quality but probably nicer........ controller... STARPAD... my thoughts

capcom to buy microsoft !!!??? BALLZERZ!!??

i'd call it a well thought out idea mixed in with an amazingly documented discusion.........................

i'd call it a well thought out idea mixed in with an amazingly documented discusion.........................

i going to on saturday .... but i just bought fear yesterday (its cool cus its trys to scare me) and got my balls fed to me..... so i put it on easy and now its retardedly easy (always got 10 med kits) ... i need to go back to medium and not be such a puss.... my only turn off to lost planet was ign's review to it ..but screw ign , im buyin the son of a bitch and theres only two things that can stop me..........god damn it!! but i wont share them ofcourse ....(that would be uncalled for and completly pointless in every possible regard) here they are 1.midgets.........and personally i havent see a midget in the chicagoland area since the early 1980's...... and 2.attack birds.....but were cool now .... we got this packt thing going on (not sexual ofcourse) p.s. (it really is a sexual thing......you know ..with birds...)

patent blocks shouldnt apply to the big n .... there too far out there and zainy , and they been in the game longer ; like a old injured war veteran in a white and blue knit sweater... its like spiting on your grandfather when hes not lookin , and without warning... just pick on MS and sony damn you !1one ; there the ones you want ... there the ones who smell like metalic tools and unfriendly dentist equipment.... not nintendo ...nintendo smells like freshly baked special cookies and fresh corn bread ... company A:im sueing you nintendo , for infringing.............. .. nintendo:infringe on these... nuts...... company A:............................................. nintendo :im serious ...come over here and infringe on these nuts ...come on just come over here .. come on... come on ....fine ....ok ok just come over here and i promise i wont make you infinge on these nuts..ok? ...ok? im sorry ok ? stop crying company A:............ok....(walks over there) nintendo: see that wasnt so hard now was it..................... .............. now infringe on these nuts ! HAAAAAAAA! company A : (runs off crying)

i hear fear was repeatative in its level design , does this hurt the games experience? p.s. are there any fps anymore that have BOSSES..?