Monopolyman Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Women's rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendork Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Quentin tells a good joke. I AM NOT GOING TO CLICK THIS. I like Jew jokes, Women's rights. ROFL Ms. Pac Man, chivalry died that day. So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.'' That's the same one as me.. the original is linked above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 We just machine gun them all. Ooh, topical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 A guy comes to the gates of heaven. Petrus tells him that heaven is pretty crowded so only people with funny deaths are allowed. The guy told his story: "I had the suspicion for quite some time now, that my wife was cheating on me. I got home earlier once and she was indeed in bed. I looked all over the appartment for the guy and found him holding to the balcony fence. Of course I hit his hands so he would let go. He fell several floors and landed on the street but he stood up as if it was nothing. So I went back into the kitchen, took the refrigator and threw it after him. Finally got that bastard! And then I died of a heart attack." "Ok, you're in," replied Petrus. A little later another guy comes to the gates and Petrus again says that only original deaths are allowed. He tells his story: "I was exercising on my balcony when I tripped and fell over. Luckily I got a hold of the balcony fence a floor below. But then some loonatic hit my hands so I couldn't hold to it anymore. I fell down but when I landed on the ground I wasn't injured. How lucky could that be? And then I got hit by a refrigator." "Ok, you're in," said Petrus. A third guy comes up and Petrus tells him the same thing. "Well I've got a story for you," he replies. "So I was in bed with this really hot woman when suddenly her husband came home. I quickly hid in the refrigator..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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