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The Book of Moron


Ashley

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I've avoided this topic like I avoid looking at my hairline. Oldness is so sad.

 

 

I too know your oldness is sadness cry.

 

 

Ode to Oldness

 

Oh Oldness I do embrace thee

Every passing year I hug you tighter

I feel no warmth in your aged presence

 

Your flowing sadness I drink from your bottomless cup

My plate of aging regret is never empty

The feast of sadness is never ending

 

You whisper lifes wisdoms to me softly in my ear

But to late have I spent my youth to act upon your wise words

I find myself weary and old

 

 

Cheerful eh?

Happy Birthday :)

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Okay then cooler than...

 

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(apparently)

 

There are loads of cool Mormons. We can well share the cool around. Unfortunately the more famous are the Osmonds and Stephenie Meyer. I'd much rather Mormonism was judged by Napoleon Dynamite than by the Twilight Saga.

 

Mr_Odwin, Jon Heder, Aaron Eckhart, Brandon Flowers - What a list of total dudes.

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