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I CANNOT HANDLE THE PRESSURE YES SIR, I AM GOING TO BLOW BLOW BLOW

Please, keep your and Goafer's activities in the bedroom. We don't want to hear about them.

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Working today, will put them up tonight or tomorrow morning/after I get Diageo's.

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Fuckers of a lucky nature, I saved my post cos I envisaged this very occurence of loss. For anyone who hasn't seen already;

 

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The forum is back and so are we, the game is here. But before we continue with our planned entertainment can I please take a SRS MOMENT to be a dick and make a request.

 

Please be kind and don't fuck up the order of the two games, it can be very confusing for me as I arrange them from the PMs, then I realise far too late and get mightily messed up and I have to rock in the corner crying for 50 minutes, and mummy says she doesn't like it when I do that.

 

ANYWAY! On with the gamez! So big this time each has its own spoiler.

 

Game 1:

'I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said you're moving with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air...'

 

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The old woman beat the chav so hard he dropped his briefcase and ran home.

 

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Old woman with telekinetic powers attacks husband with suitcase!

 

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Joseph was understandably consternated to find his tap emitted lightning instead of water.

 

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As the sun began to set, once again it seemed that Beauregard's haunted taps poured blood all over the floor. However, when he checked, the taps were off. He's terrified, but he's not leaving.

 

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The most common reason for when French people encounter malignant spirits is when they drink red wine from bathtubs.

 

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A drunk, gay, French, Canadian drinking blood while serenading a ghost.

 

 

Game 2

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"Olé!" The Mexican Pickle cried out, as he danced saucily for his new man-companion.

 

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The Italian chile loved grinding cripples.

 

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The fat assed Red pepper was serenading a confused Grandpa Joe.

 

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The Mexican chilli singing contest sure confused the visitors.

 

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As John and Mindy walked through the door, they realised they had stumbled into a live show of The X Factor in the land of Mexicans and Jalapeños.

 

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The angry Mexican sat in a club watching a hot pepper dance on stage when a blue suited biker crashed through the door.

 

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Who's in for the next game? I've been working all weekend and am incredibly tired, but will try to find some time in the week to get a new one up and runningtings.

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Yeah. So. Too busy working, and when you're working there's just no time for drinking. Except the time you're not working.

 

But when you're drinking in the time you're not working, there's no time for foruming. So essentially, I'll do this next week when I'm drunk/hungover hopefully. Sorry guys, but my life is far more important than our collective forum jollies. Pub Paper Telephone ftw!

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This shit is ABOUT TO FOOKIN HAPPEN, YEAH?! So if you're names on this list but you want to be a whiny bitch and not do it then you better tell me soon. (Please.)

 

1. Smeagleman6

2. ReZ

3. Marcamillian

4. Sinistar

5. Moogle

6. SPAMBOT4000

7. Ron

8. Dan Dare

9. Dannyboy

10. Diageo

11. Paj

12. Mundi

13. Jimbob

14. Supergrunch

15. Dyson

 

Gonna get it going in like...10 minutes. Hopefully.

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Prossilol is NOT going to catch on!

 

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prossilol.

 

EDIT: News of a new game starting makes me hard in the backdoor pants.

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hard in the backdoor pants.

 

He's not lying.

 

Trust me. I know. Because I'm there. Right now.

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hard in the backdoor pants.

 

 

He's not lying.

 

Trust me. I know. Because I'm there. Right now.

 

Count me in on this one please :D

 

Come on in. :)

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ReZ, I left a message for you, it may have some...strange things in it...

 

My reaction to what I had to draw;

 

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This shit just got very NSFW. :laughing:

 

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Marcamillian, I just unloaded a huge prossilol into your inbox. Careful not to overdose due to the high wintitudes of prossilol that it exudes.

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Firstly ReZ, No.

 

Secondly, get on facebook and call Marcamillian a battycrease.

 

Thirdly, Marcamillian, you are a battycrease, hurry up!

 

Oh and fourth, Smeagleman, you're a very weird individual.

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