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CONAN. ARNIE. RUUUUUN!!

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Starting now on ITV1. Get there now for a cinematic classic.

 

To quote flinky:

DO EET NAW

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Good man, my Eevil.

 

Yes, you better watch this film. Otherwise, I'll eat you all from the inside-out. And NOT in the good way.

 

Better believe it, ducklings.

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Conan the Destroyer is probably funnier for the pure randomness. This one is still genius.

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The MSN conversation is pretty funny so far:

 

Joe says:

the woman in the second is fit

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

yes

Joe says:

so very fit

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

i know joe

Joe says:

so very very fit

Joe says:

lmfao she did some vocal work to a medal of honor game

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

LOL

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

his mother was hot

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

i would have

Joe says:

she was

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

if she still had a head

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Wha? We got Rambo: First Blood Part II on in ten mins (at 23:10) on ITV 1. I will be watching, j00 all better be too. Doo eet!!

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Wha? We got Rambo: First Blood Part II on in ten mins (at 23:10) on ITV 1. I will be watching, j00 all better be too. Doo eet!!

Considering we've got Conan on ITV1 I'm going to have trouble watching them both.

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Wha? We got Rambo: First Blood Part II on in ten mins (at 23:10) on ITV 1. I will be watching, j00 all better be too. Doo eet!!

 

Do not listen to this Irish fool.

 

He's probably drunk. Better still, he's probably an old cast member of Ballykissangel, in which case you should totally ignore what he says.

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Tired. As. Fuck. says:

Awesome instant wolfskin

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

arnie is a fucking god

Tired. As. Fuck. says:

THE WITCH?

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

could be

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

fuck her hard arnie

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

she's a witch

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

she can take it

Tired. As. Fuck. says:

Then slam her in the fire. As she wants it.

Tired. As. Fuck. says:

HARD

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

LOL

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

HWOAR HWOAR HWOAR!

 

AHHH! I'm burning!

 

HWOAR! HWOAR!

 

 

I'm not a witch, you moran. I'm your wife!

 

 

HWOAR HWOAR

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The MSN conversation is pretty funny so far:

 

Joe says:

the woman in the second is fit

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

yes

Joe says:

so very fit

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

i know joe

Joe says:

so very very fit

Joe says:

lmfao she did some vocal work to a medal of honor game

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

LOL

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

his mother was hot

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

i would have

Joe says:

she was

Jim - A dessiiiigggn foooor liiiife says:

if she still had a head

 

More importantly, who's the one who has a Manic Street Preachers song in their name?

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Is he single?

 

Yes, yes I am.

 

But, I'm afraid my heart belongs to those with breasts. And by breasts, I mean woman-tits. Not man-tits. I don't like mens.

 

This film is so random. For God's Sake, he punched a horse, got so stoned that his head fell into a bowl of porridge, and double teamed a snake. A SNAKE!

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I found the punching of the horse by a drunken arnie pretty fucking hilarious.

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I thought it was a horse. I might be wrong, though.

 

Seriously, all you guys who are not watching this. You're missing out. This film is hilarious.

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Come to me my child

 

*woman jumps*

 

SMAAAASH!!!

 

Hahahah I know I shouldn't laugh at that but... fuck it. What the hell now he's eating a bird alive...

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I wonder what Vader was trying to make his point about flesh being stronger than steel by making that woman top herself.

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Human will-power, I think. The power to control another human being and to make them give their life at your very command. That's a lot more powerful than just a blade.

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The bit at the beginning me and Flink remembered was from a Zelda trailer. I demand someone download that track for me.

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The bit at the beginning me and Flink remembered was from a Zelda trailer. I demand someone download that track for me.

 

At the exact same time, ViPeR/Joe was saying the exact same thing. I was like...dude, you just said that. Oh wait, that was Eevil.

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I thought it was a horse. I might be wrong, though.

 

Seriously, all you guys who are not watching this. You're missing out. This film is hilarious.

 

It was a camel.

 

 

Get your facts right.

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