MoogleViper Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Me and a mate once convinced my friend that pigs could fly. We told him that early in the morning at 5am they would all migrate south. It took a bit of work but we managed to convinvce him. We also convinced him that you should have 3 testicles. And we told him that it wasn't gay to watch gay porn and that we did it and enjoyed it. The next day he came back saying he watched it and it was great. This was in year 8 so the ignorance of youth couldn't excuse him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Me and a mate once convinced my friend that pigs could fly. We told him that early in the morning at 5am they would all migrate south. It took a bit of work but we managed to convinvce him. We also convinced him that you should have 3 testicles. And we told him that it wasn't gay to watch gay porn and that we did it and enjoyed it. The next day he came back saying he watched it and it was great. This was in year 8 so the ignorance of youth couldn't excuse him. I find that more sad than funny actually. You sure he's not a bit mentally disabled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I find that more sad than funny actually. You sure he's not a bit mentally disabled? No he wasn't. He wasn't thick either. He was in set 2 of 9 for maths and I think 4 for science. He was just really stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Me and a mate once convinced my friend that pigs could fly. We told him that early in the morning at 5am they would all migrate south. It took a bit of work but we managed to convinvce him. We also convinced him that you should have 3 testicles. And we told him that it wasn't gay to watch gay porn and that we did it and enjoyed it. The next day he came back saying he watched it and it was great. This was in year 8 so the ignorance of youth couldn't excuse him. seriously, WHAT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathjam Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Something I heard today. Derby, already confirmed as the worst team in the history of the Premier League... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Me and a mate once convinced my friend that pigs could fly. We told him that early in the morning at 5am they would all migrate south. It took a bit of work but we managed to convinvce him. We also convinced him that you should have 3 testicles. And we told him that it wasn't gay to watch gay porn and that we did it and enjoyed it. The next day he came back saying he watched it and it was great. This was in year 8 so the ignorance of youth couldn't excuse him. Ahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 All the hilarious things of my life were "You had to be there" situations. Hmmm.. One night at a party, some of us were chillin' in a room upstairs, and the host guy brought out a book of racist jokes (...), and I was pretty drunk by then, and was just like slumped on the sofa. I heard the guy say something like "What did the muslim mother say to her sikh daughter?", and in my drunkeness shouted "'DO ME!'" as the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 and in my drunkeness shouted "'DO ME!'" as the answer. Damn racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 All the hilarious things of my life were "You had to be there" situations. Hmmm.. One night at a party, some of us were chillin' in a room upstairs, and the host guy brought out a book of racist jokes (...), and I was pretty drunk by then, and was just like slumped on the sofa. I heard the guy say something like "What did the muslim mother say to her sikh daughter?", and in my drunkeness shouted "'DO ME!'" as the answer. I love. Actually one of the funniest things, made even more funny by the fact Katie Murray was in the room laughing as well. (I'm pretty sure it was "What did the Irish mother say to her pregnant daughter?" though) Most of my funniness moments ever are you had to be there moments, where I was laughing harder at the fact I was the only one laughing than anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Most of my funniness moments ever are you had to be there moments, where I was laughing harder at the fact I was the only one laughing than anything else. I have something similar.Quite frequently, Bluey and I have bouts of hysterics that can go on for minutes. At the end of last summer with both came up to Middlesbrough to check out the new house I was moving into and we were just lying in bed and chatting, when we both started. It's a silly cyclic thing where to more the other one tries to stop themselves the harder it make the other one laugh. We literally laughed non-stop for about 10 mins I think. We were both aching afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I have something similar.Quite frequently, Bluey and I have bouts of hysterics that can go on for minutes. At the end of last summer with both came up to Middlesbrough to check out the new house I was moving into and we were just lying in bed and chatting, when we both started. It's a silly cyclic thing where to more the other one tries to stop themselves the harder it make the other one laugh. We literally laughed non-stop for about 10 mins I think. We were both aching afterwards. Yeah, I think it's one of the sign-posts to a good relationship when you can laugh together. Like one time me and Paj had a 5 minute-long hysterical laugh at this article. It's not even funny, but at the time it was. I doubt I would have laughed if I were with anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Yeah, I think it's one of the sign-posts to a good relationship when you can laugh together. Like one time me and Paj had a 5 minute-long hysterical laugh at this article. It's not even funny, but at the time it was. I doubt I would have laughed if I were with anyone else. LOL! I literally just lolled so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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