Posted January 6, 2008 I'd open a shop that sold swords, daggers, maces, armour helmets and the like. and books on them. its very hard to find decent books on swords. I'd soon be your number one customer! Be sure to have a whole department of katanas! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2008 Does Dr Tran run it? He gives the Hot Dickings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2008 I'd open a shop called "Rogers' and Sons Poultry", people would walk in and promptly get raped by six black men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2008 Pipe Stuffers - Newsagent and tobaccos specialist. It can go next to my sandwich shop - Bun Spreaders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2008 The Quik-Slim Shop Sells food as being good for weight loss, and everything has a secret key ingredient in... It's called lard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2008 I would have a store called Eat My Lovely Buns which sells all kinds of yummy bread and cakes and rolls and sweets and those french sticks that you get at Greggs. I want cake You can't, it's a lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2008 You can't, it's a lie. I saw that coming from several miles off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
