jayseven Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I had never realised how wide the sea was, until I decided one day to cross it with my own self. I had made the necessary preparations, such as learning to breath underwater, and how to go without food for months at a time. It all began when my family had made me feel blonde at the family christmas party, after I had popped some party poppers into my little sister's eyes. 'Such a shame.' thought I, as I cackled madly, running towards the sea. I was wearing nothing but a speedo and a scuba mask, and was feeling so sexy that I should have been concealed! I decided that on my jounrey, I should swim past France, Turkey, Mexico, New Zealand, and a horse. I'd pick up some presents for my blinded sister aswell, to show there were no hard feelings. I wiped the coagulate from the insides of my goggles one last time, before splashing into the surf. Jesus it was freezing! But that didn't matter, I was breaking records left right and centre. Eventually, I died, and my copse washed up on a small island. To my suprise, a lonely soul discovered me, and ate me, accompinied by a single aubergine. The end. ... Almost works, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Well if you're going with that we need new words (and by we I mean me as I'm bored) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Naw, have at go at Letty's if you want I don't have the time to do a proper one just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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