Dan_Dare

low blow! I misplaced one letter!

I take it from your user name that you prefer offensive over deffensive techniques?

Too far north be I. Alas, that does sound fun. (if a little expensive)

Personally I can't stop listiening to The Eraser. I keep feeling melancholy and in need of mood music of late. That and it's ball breakingly fantastic.

Episode One shatters childhood memories

I see your increased water levels and raise you one aquating gill empowered mutant

cheeky Sheffield funsters Arctic Monkeys swipe the Mercury Prize from Muse.

Rainbows, or any other kind of light is whuped by a supermassive black hole.

Happy Birthday!

is that those motherfuckers on the enterprise again?

Giant round rooms pwn the very concept of corners.

I hope so. That's fuckin awful. I despise anyone who would willfully harm an animal like that.

For a guy with a blind guardian sig, you must be getting a bit dizzy up on your high horse. Arctic Monkeys aren't the greatest band out there, I've already said I would have given the award to Hot Chip, but they write good pop music. sure it's not the most complex in the world, but that's not exactly how you judge quality.

Comedy Gold : peace:

Hot Chip are an electro outfit. You might have heard their singles Over and over, And I was The Boy From School and Colours. They're fekkin pimp

DAMMIT! WE'RE BACK ON FUCKING STAR TREK AGAIN!

Hot Chip, Muse and Thom Yorke piss on that album from lofty, dizzying heights.

that....makes no sense.

Crockett and Tubbs go undercover and smash the local drug ring, cutting off dope supplies and rendering the bong useless.

the raw sex of being a tache weilding Englishman with a pipe renders Viagra pointless.

ignore all bono related activity. it's for the best. Mario and Toad organise a cosplay land hit on Bowser.

In a fit of self important wankerism, Bono executes all the Geldofs, clearing the way to the throne of most annoying celebrity in existence. look at him. the ****. ah nuts i was too slow.

Kraven The Hunter turns the MGM Lion into a horrendous garment.

hmm. far too slow.