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I AM BEOWULF!!! - *looks at child, points and screams* OMG! 3 SIXES!!! IT'S THE DEVIL'S WORK!

Found you ReZ, I'm following you. Someone follow me, lol. ...Man...this sounds...stalker-like

I'm dazz666

I like both Alan Carr and Jimmy Carr but Alan Carr is a tad funnier. It's the random things he comes out with, lol.

I loved the hamster in Bolt! He's hilarious! SEE BENJAMIN BUTTON!!! It's one of the best movies ever and I'm not exaggerating...maybe a little but it's still one fantastic movie! The boy in the striped pajamas Brilliant. The story was fantastic and the acting from the two kids were just brilliant. It was based on a novel so I'mma try and find the book. 8/10

I suck at this game, 1004 on Easy Mode (to be honest, I didn't think I'd last as long as that, lmao)

I've done that and it never worked Strangely enough, I tried to change my name on my other e-mail address and it worked, it changes but with the main one I use alot, it just stays the same. Oh well, I might swap e-mail addresses and delete this account anyways. Thank you all very much for your help, I really appreciate it

I've installed it and re-installed it and it still doesn't work. I've never encountered this before, it's odd!

It's on ITV2. If you're feeling depressed and stupid, watch this and it'd make you think "I'm smarter than I thought I was", lol

OK, I've seen some ridiculous programmes but this is taking the mick! Has anyone else seen this? I was channel surfing out of boredom when I found this, it's so bad it's hilarious. 12 girls and a gay battle each other to see who's worthy of becoming Paris's new friend, LMAO. It's too funny. The challenges are even funnier. Challenge 1: Get a haircut :o:o. Oh no, I'm getting my hair cut for free?! AH! Any muppet can do that! My God! This programme is hilarious. And when the girl got voted out Paris: "She got voted out because she couldn't handle my world". WHAT WORLD?! Being spoilt? Partying? Riding limos everyday? Oh yeah Paris, who could handle that? Man, TV is going down the pan! (mainly what the topic's about, lmao)

What would happen if Kerry Katona won 'Mum of the year' award again? What would happen if Paris Hilton had one braincell?

OK guys, I can't think of what it could be but I can't change my MSN name for some reason. It just stays as the last name I had. I wanted to change it today and it did but as soon as I go off and back online, it changes back to the name I had before and not the new one. Does anyone know what this could be? And has anyone else had this problem. By the way, I dunno whether it helps but I have the newest MSN messenger. Thanks in advance

Barbie: Kerry Katona edition Sold with a free bag of king prawns just one pound!

Action Man: Chav edition It's all-new, it's all modern, it's all Action Man whose now the scum of the earth, wearing tracksuits, drawing graffiti on buildings and spitting on the pavement because he thinks it makes him look hard when actually it makes him look like a knob.

Eden Lake A very good horror movie that didn't rely too heavily on blood and guts flying all over the place. 8/10 The tale of Desperaux It got a little boring too fast but overall it wasn't a bad animation 6/10 Beverly Hills Chiuauhua (I dunno how to spell it) Crap 3/10

OK, I like the sound of this. So what's the topic? Food again?

I'm game But I thought we all agreed on rapping about a topic since ripping each other to shreds was getting boring

Loved that letter, brilliant writing skills, lol!

Been loving my food for quite some time I love it that much I'm gonna make a rhyme Eating McDonalds is something I detest Yet people eat this mess and say it's the best I'm like "Eat proper food dude, don't eat this shit Don't eat a potato chip....AND EAT IT! coz I Got something cooked up but be careful coz it's hot coz I've just cooked it and it's just come out from the pot. Wanna know what it is, just say please OK I'll tell you it's rice and peas" Gonna show you some of my traditional recipes When me say rice, you say and pea You can eat some soup and some bread to dip Or if you don't want the soup, you can have some chips Not the ones you get from Kerry Katona Never trust her cooking and never phone her Jerk Chicken we all know is the way to go Don't need Ronald McDonald, he's just a ho On the side of the chicken you could have some veg Knock Gordon out from being the number 1 chef You'd think people wouldn't scoff and they'd enjoy their food But they don't, they make a mess, they're not thankful, it's rude Just think what it's like to be in the shoes Of people who just can't get luxurious food For dessert you could have some flavoured ice cream Strawberry or chocolate topped with whipped cream You could have apple pie if you have that need To eat something delicious, you can do that deed Like Danny said 'be careful of the calories' Coz if you don't you'll get fat and grow a pair of man titties BOOOOOOOOOO! BRAP BRAP! pmsl

I don't really get how people are ashamed of it. It's human nature, lol.

We ain't dissing no more, right? It was just all about food? Coz that's what I've done, lol OK, this is a little crap but heck I'll give it a shot... Listen up hey, all you on the street Got an ace rap for you with the sickest beat Welcome to my place, sit down and have a seat For all you fine-ass women who are hungry to eat You're welcome anytime, anyplace, anywhere You can stay as long as you want so let down your hair Be here forever, heck I don't care Got a big appetite? Coz I'm all prepared Come grab yo milkshakes and bring 'em to the yard Damn right bitch, mine's better than yours It's gonna be a one-way stop to the candy shop Shake it, don't break it, please girl don't stop Got yo number right here, got my lollipop Be careful right now coz it might go pop I gots whipped cream and strawberries if you're into that thing Gotta know how you roll before I give you my DING! Oh snap, that my microwave stopping Got something right here that keeps pop-pop-popping Take it out give it you, yeah it's yours Got some popcorn right here that will ache your jaws You might think it's rude, though you might think it's funny I could give Ronald McDonald a run for his money Or if you haven't really got a sweet tooth at all Then girl don't sweat it because I have a lot more Whatever you want, yeah you know it's all yours Can make something work into a ten-meal course Hamburger, Cheeseburger, heck a Big Mac Stop it, and ride it and keep it on track Got some more meat here, this rap might be whack but I know you gonna love it so don't be scared to come back Sorry if there were too many sexual lyrics in there, pmsl

If you insist , lol. We rapping about food?

Against the dark Good horror though I thought the ending was weak 7/10 The 40 year old virgin Made me laugh a lot 7/10

OK how about this: One more battle with you and any one of the players on the list of your choice. If you win them and you still feel like this, then we'll let two different people battle. If you win and you change your mind and want to defend yo title, then just pick another player. Dude, they'll get their turn soon enough, lol. They have to be patient and wait it out, lol

I know we can't force you Danny but I agree. You haven't been beaten so you should reign on and defend your title! lmao.