"How about I slap you in the dick?"
"If I wanted to see 20-odd guys crying, I would have gone to my AA meeting."
"Leave my mummy alone!"
"Not now: I'm in mid-stroke."
"Religion expresses a fundamental part of the human experience."
Limped through the day with a slight head cold, now am at that odd point where you feel too tired even to sleep. All I'm doing now is waiting for body to entirely fall apart so I can just keel over and die.
I loved Kiki's delivery service personally. I like Howl's Moving Castle too, though it is a bit thickly spread. If you ever get to read anything by Dianne Wynne Jones (her book upon which Howl's is based) you should, she's good.