Speedfreak

I want the cancelled version of RE4. Now.

Obviously you would descend at a very slow pace and cover a lot of horizontal distance. That being the very point of gliding. Durr. Come on, that should've been really obvious.

As far as I know it's an ordinary Metroid with all the walking replaced with shooting shit as you walk.

Didn't these dumb fuckers give Zelda 8.8 because it was too much like other Zeldas? Lol, Gamespot is on another planet.

If they were to do their own physics engine they'd either have to add physics programmers to the team (thousands of dollars per week) or they'd have to take programmers off other parts of the team. Or they'd simply have to do without. They use 3rd party tools anyway, for absolutely everything. You might aswell be disappointed that they're using programs like Maya or 3D Studio Max to make the models rather than creating their own custom 3D program.

Eh, I wouldn't buy it. Square characters are all sluts and half-dressed rent boys. Unless it were RPG characters from games like Chrono Trigger or Terranigma.

360 games have crappy graphics becayse Crysis looks better than all of them.

I need absolutely conclusive proof that this is in the game before I allow myself to get excited.

BOL. You complete tard! TP is the sequel to Majora's Mask.

It's more like saying Mars are lazy for not making 12 foot chocolate bars.

In after dipshit that doesn't understand game development defines every single thing that doesn't meet his impossibly high standards as laziness.

WAHHHHH. Nintendo subsidise their riskier projects with games they know will make money. They should do something new with everything and take unnecessary risk, WAHHHHH. That's why Clover closed down. Capcom didn't realise that their super original games from Clover that lost money could be subsidised by their long-running series that do make money, until they eventually make someone new that takes the world by storm. Nintendo have been doing this forever, it's how titles like Pikmin (makes very little money) and Pokémon (makes a ton of money as an original creation) ever come about. Cooking Mama isn't an original creation? Learn about business. Why the fuck should they cut the price? Because they're not taking a loss on it like the stupid companies who decided to piss all their money away on powerful chips? The "affordable" arguement is horseshit. 360 is more expensive than Wii yet are more or less about as fun as eachother barring any fanboyism, therefore Wii is better value because you get more entertainment from an entertainment device for your money. The cost of the technology is entirely fucking irrelevent. To use an analogy, NASA spent a billion dollars in R&D to create a pen that would work in zero gravity, under water and in other extreme conditions. The Russians used pencils. By your logic the NASA pen is better value purely because it's got more expensive technology behind it, even though it does the same damn job as a pencil. I haven't noticed my analog sticks turning yellow, mainly because I don't pay attention to pointless bullshit. Good work though, Sherlock. In my opinion Wii is the only next-gen console. I'll take next-gen gameplay over next-gen graphics any day of the week. You notice those 360 games playing like last-gen games yet? I'm not getting RE5 because there's no way I'm going back to those stupid thumbtacks when a basic Wii port of the previous game did the job a shitload better. Nintendo don't care about being the top innovator anymore. Despite the fact that they are the top innovator and are constantly coming out with new products that keep them in that position. Try coming up with something better than "TP was too much like older Zeldas (it was actually supposed to be to give fans what they apparantly wanted, the next Zelda clearly isn't like other Zeldas)" and "there's no console Pokémon RPG (once again failing to understand business)" to back up this bullshit arguement.

Laziness? They risked everything to totally go against the usual runnings of the industry and you think they're lazy? If they were just interested in cash and rehashes we would have Gamecube 2s right now, not Wiis.

Which then exploded. Then both exploded.

You mean the planet that EXPLODED?

Every current developer is doing this. No biggie.

THAT'S NOT EVEN THE POINT. WHO THE HELL DOESN'T HAVE ONE? I HAVE FIVE IN MY HOUSE.

Wow, you know about all of Nintendo's current projects!? Give us some info, man!

The N64 had 2 launch games. What?

...what kind of dork buys a system without any games they want with the intention of waiting for the killer apps to come out, then sells it right before they do?

The extremely slow build up of momentum. I know it's there, I know it's coming, I know in a year or two it'll start to prove itself as a truly amazing system. But I have to wait. It's like watching Dragonball Z.

Resident Evil is supposed to be cheesy. And it does it brilliantly. "NO THANKS...BRO"

If they made a Kid Icarus game I hope it's different to the platformer/Zelda/Metroid game on the NES. Nintendo systems are full of those, something original would be much cooler.

I said it's more FPS-like, not that it's an FPS. Read.

It's just that Metroid is going up against these big FPSs and it's Nintendo's major hardcore title of the year. Now that Metroid's also more user-friendly and more FPS-like in gameplay Nintendo should really capitalise on that. Maybe it's not a Halo-killer, but it could totally be marketed as, say, a Bioshock killer. They could bring in new gamers to the series with this game and expand their fanbase, there's no reason why they shouldn't. It's not like they don't have the cash to spare to market this thing. Look how they advertised Prime 1 for God's sake: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MFdWH-BBBiI Can we honestly expect this kind of thing for a title with even greater market potential? It's what Nintendo should be doing, but I don't think that's how the ad's gonna look.