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Bowser57

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  1. It realy does suck being gay and living in a town where nobody ever goes out, i swear the 1st time i every meet a guy is when i go to uni or somthing, i would have to go somewhere with decent night-life.

     

     

    I know I'm not the only one thinking it...

     

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  2. Re: Long distance relationships. Mine started long distance, stayed that way for 6 years ish. After the first year there'd be trips back and forth at least twice a year to see each other. There was one rough patch, but now things are stronger than ever, she's moved in, bought the engagement ring this afternoon and the wedding is December 30th.

  3. The U.S army is sorting things out? They'll end up with a load of zombie terrorists running around.

     

    The Brits would have gone in and calmed the zombies by handing out meat lollipops, mushed up brain drinks and other treats, getting the zombies onside and gradually making things right.

  4. Halo 1 for single player (although I didn't enjoy the single player everyone else says its great)

    Halo 2 for multiplayer, best online game ever

     

    :)

     

    I've got to agree with Moria, save a couple of hundred quid and just get a normal Xbox with those games.

     

    Unless you can't stand missing out on Pacman.

  5. in the pub i used to drink in i'd usually drink stella from a 2pint pitcher. if i was bored or pissed off after a bad shift i'd have a 4 pint pitcher instead.

     

    for some reason i used to get funny looks off people.....

     

    They were probably thinking "He should realise that if he drank it one pint at a time it'd always be cold rather than having lots of beer sitting there getting warm".

  6. Ditto, same here.

     

    Although it won't really have much to do with girls. I suppose the world's biggest wankers wrongly calling me a "girl beater" (wtf?) will have something to do with it.

     

    I wish I had a gf so I could go straight to anyone who ever called me a girl beater, my gf next to me. Say "You think I'm a girl beater?"

    "Yeah!"

    (Me & gf kiss)

    "Naff off!"

    (walks away)

     

    That's just beautiful.

     

    And more than a little arousing.

  7. I can't belive that Steve Coogan would sink so low

     

    Eh? He slept with Courtney Love and starred in "Around The World In 80 Days".

     

    (Though I do love Alan Partridge).

     

    Didn't see the new show.

  8. Farm thorium veins and hope you get some arcane crystals, get a mate to transmute them and sell at the auction house.

     

    (Buying no end of games at the same time as a console is silly, you'll end up not giving them your full attention and have wasted money).

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