The Official Boast You Had Sex Thread

[Dante]

Exactly the same here, but 6763 days.

 

Same here, but as 7695 days.

[Platty]

But If you mean "Skilled in making food"... then I'm out. I really suck at making anything edible.

 

I make great Melted Cheese on toast :awesome:

[DiemetriX]

I'll consider spending the night next time platty

[gaggle64]

I make great Melted Cheese on toast :awesome:

 

I'm taking that seemingly innocent remark and putting it into my big seedy book of seemingly innocent remarks twisted into smutty innuendo.

[Cubechris]

But If you mean "Skilled in making food"... then I'm out. I really suck at making anything edible.

 

No that's not what I meant, but don't you worry about it.

[ReZourceman]

Odd one out where I live ; Understairs cupboard.

[triforce_keeper]

Awww I've never had sex. But then again I'm 13.

 

hmm 3 years and a month and a half till im legal. yay.

[Ashley]

Hmm yeah this is really just silly spam with occassional replies (but not in a conversational way). And that doesn't make sense, but basically lockage.