Posted June 15, 2007 Yet another song from yours truly, only this one has a much more jokey approach, like something The Bloodhound Gang would create. As I lie here in my bed Thoughts are racing in my head As I cuddle my little teddy bear I wish I had some more hair, down there! I am a sconer, That means I've got no hair, around my genitalia I am a sconer, A title that has no honour I wish I had more hair, It's too bare for me to bear down there Nothing bloody grows down there I will retreat into my hairless lair I am a sconer I've got no hair around my genitalia It's a bloody shame That it will be how I find fame I'm from the school of hard knocks But I've no hair 'round me bollocks The shame makes me hide in a box And rock one off into me socks I sit and weep on a plastic chair Pray I could have just one hair But it just isn't fair So I making this plea right here If you have any pubes going spare If you have a heart, please care And help me end my nightmare 'cos I'm a sconer And I have no hair All the way down there Me knob is as big as gherkin Fuck it, I'll buy myself a merkin Legal Disclaimer: The Villan would like to point out that this song has not been written from personal experience. He got his first pubes when he was 12 and has had no problems regarding his testicles! EVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16, 2007 Best part was: I'm from the school of hard knocksBut I've no hair 'round me bollocks The shame makes me hide in a box And rock one off into me socks made me lol Overall song is a bit weird, since it's about pubes and the lack of them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17, 2007 Okay. That's just very strange. There's not really any rhythm going on either... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2007 There's not really any rhythm going on either... Oh, but there is. You just don't know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2007 As I lie here in my bed Thoughts are racing in my head I wondered where I heard that before. I'm Loving Angels Instead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 18, 2007 I wondered where I heard that before. I'm Loving Angels Instead! Oh, yeah, it does. I didn't see that before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
