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Got bored, so I wrote this:


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Yet another song from yours truly, only this one has a much more jokey approach, like something The Bloodhound Gang would create.

 

As I lie here in my bed

Thoughts are racing in my head

As I cuddle my little teddy bear

I wish I had some more hair, down there!

 

I am a sconer,

That means I've got no hair,

around my genitalia

I am a sconer,

A title that has no honour

 

I wish I had more hair,

It's too bare for me to bear down there

Nothing bloody grows down there

I will retreat into my hairless lair

 

I am a sconer

I've got no hair

around my genitalia

It's a bloody shame

That it will be how I find fame

 

I'm from the school of hard knocks

But I've no hair 'round me bollocks

The shame makes me hide in a box

And rock one off into me socks

 

I sit and weep on a plastic chair

Pray I could have just one hair

But it just isn't fair

 

So I making this plea right here

If you have any pubes going spare

If you have a heart, please care

And help me end my nightmare

 

'cos I'm a sconer

And I have no hair

All the way down there

Me knob is as big as gherkin

Fuck it, I'll buy myself a merkin

 

Legal Disclaimer: The Villan would like to point out that this song has not been written from personal experience. He got his first pubes when he was 12 and has had no problems regarding his testicles! EVER!

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