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A bit easy but oh well:

 

Fat Frankie Lampard has enormous thighs,

'Cos he just can't get enough of those big fat meaty _____

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Fat Frankie Lampard has enormous thighs,

'Cos he just can't get enough of those big fat meaty PIES!

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Wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, just kidding, you're right! Frank sure loves his pies! Villain's turn.

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To the people at Nestle I tip my hat

For they are the makers of the glorious ______

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..they're all easy.. I wish I could make it a bit more hard..

..perhaps we need to cook up a new game in a frying pan of _____

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There once was a man from Ghana

Who smuggled fruit into Botswana,

He hid a small pear

In his underarm hair,

Just don't ask where he put the ________

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There once was a man from Ghana

Who smuggled fruit into Botswana,

He hid a small pear

In his underarm hair,

Just don't ask where he put the ________

 

banana.jpg

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Turn Pinch!

 

Please do forgive me for this swear-word containing balad

Its just that i cant stand this stuff called f*cking sh*tty______

 

 

(okay it isnt much of a ballad, but i guess there is no love for it)

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I knew a girl named Genis

She thought I had a huge ______

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Hole?

Im not sure if that's entirely relevant. Do you know that it has to be food? I know you're taking the piss, but it still isnt really that funny.

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Hole?

Im not sure if that's entirely relevant. Do you know that it has to be food? I know you're taking the piss, but it still isnt really that funny.

 

I'm sorry, didn't know it had to be food. And yes I am aware it isn't that amusing.

 

Someone go ahead.

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I knew a girl named Genis

She thought I had a huge ______

I once met a girl called Genis,

Who thought I had a big penis

When she asked for my number,

She was shocked 'cos I showed her,

The true size of my ________

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I once met a girl called Genis,

Who thought I had a big penis

When she asked for my number,

She was shocked 'cos I showed her,

The true size of my ________

 

cucumber.jpg

 

Cucumber.

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Whatever you say is always lies

At Xmas time we have _____ ____!

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