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To be fair Crash did abuse his sister. I think part of the awesomeness of Crash was that it wasn't as popular as Mario but he seemed much cooler.

Haha. Pretty much! Although saying that there's tonnes of people in my school that know and love Crash. Girls and boys for that matter. Even most teachers know about it as well. I need to stop going on about it, but I feel I need to get the world to know somehow. So I decided posting on a small Nintendo forum would be the best option. And are you suggesting that you don't like it?

I love Will Smith, but I just don't see how a film with him as the main character could achieve a 10. Lots of 9s maybe. Independance Day is laughable in places, I'd say a 7.

I want to pay for a good Crash Bandicoot game, there's only so many times you can play the first 3 Get Naughtydog to finish Uncharted 2 and take back the franchise. I want another one and there's no doubt people world-wide would rave about the announcement.

Christ! EA should do that, practical as well because it would fit in my living room!

Not news, but I was almost sick when I was watching The Biggest Loser. There is an endless list to why it is just fucking terrible, starting with the name of the programme - It's about people losing weight which I guess is kind of good but then they slap on this demeaning title that isn't even that good a pun, isn't necessary and is basically implying that the participants are losers. The only thing right about it is that the contestants are losers. Because it's a mission documentary (Brooker *sigh* has covered it already) they deliberately choose a bunch of assholes to rip into because of their weight and they get them together to compete in a race, in essence, to see who can lose weight the fastest. It has the classic likeable presenter, that ITV also uses for GMTV, in order to explain some crappy rules that defy logic and reasoning, and she sees these fat people through a series of challenges that are designed to rile them up. The challenges would be relatively difficult for normal people but they make it sound like the big folk are incompetent at everything. The show wouldn't be complete with the different mood-swings it sets about creating by using clichéd music to present the highs (which are actually just cleverly disguised as high points when in fact they've just synced some feel-good music to someone jerking off over the fact that they have carried some hay for a hunded metres) but also the 'lows' which are so over-the-top it's unreal. Someone faints and they treat is at though they have died, so they get the little interview quips from the other contenders where they are forced to say how worried they were at the fact that Miss Fatty had fallen over, despite not giving two shits and being fully aware of the health and safety crew that were behind them all the time. To take me beyond hysterics the blobs started explaining what had happened as though I didn't have eyes to see it for myself. Well they should be told that we do have eyes and that we can also read the future seemingly because ITV 'spoil' what happens later before the ad-breaks anyway. All this yet I've only just scratched the surface of the show.

Every time I come back to this I remember how awesome it is, so I'm deciding that I will get the Achorage add-on. Hypocritical I know, but the level cap thing is just too much to ingnore. Doing my second play-through, haven't really done (m)any quests but at level 6 just from going in buildings and shit. Being evil is great cause there's no limits and honing different skills this time round. Sneak is fun - I was in a normal building when I saw could see the red dot indicating there was an enemy. I made a bit of noise and he said 'I know you're here somewhere.' So i snuck round the corner came up behind him and shot him in the back of the head. That's probably standard affair to most but I'm used to just running in with a missile. VATS still hasn't worn on me, it's awesome.

I think it's cheek that they ask £30-£40 for such games, and I don't think we should be obliged to accept the kind of shit they pump out. At least make an effort.

I'm gonna have to pick that game up at some point just out of curiosity. Looks very cool, and I like a challenge.

I think they are trying to get sales from making it an easy platinum. And they were right in the review, they should make terminators scary, not just a random robot that can take a bit of lead.

Lol sounds like a plan. Although drinking on your own is only acceptable if you are playing a game!

Just goes to show that simple is better, good things come in small packages and functionality comes before aesthetics.

I'm still excited, that review didn't put me off. It's not like 7/10 is bad anyway. The average score is 9. Only thing I now feel is that it may be like Gears or Ratchet and Clank where they are overrated because of their exclusivity (exclusitivity?) which can happen because IGN are always biased because the reviewers are massive fans of the PS3.

Who changed the title. Sounds fitting to me.

FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna say that and then I thought 'No that would be too obvious'. I hate you. I HATE MY LIFE!!!

I'm gonna go for Cystal Peak for the course guess. Not sure though it looks like a later one.

Now that's just dishing out points! My nan could have guessed that!

I know what you mean Prodigy, I think I should recognise it but when I look at it I think 'nah'. It looks like something from Catchphrase. I'm really surprised I got 1080!

Well yeah those are good cases but I'm saying they usually look better if developed for a specific console.

I recognise some of those! Can't think though... Is game 1 1080 for the 64?

I remember that game from the PC! Was quite a laugh but difficult in places.

I thought you meant that meaning but I haven't seen the word in that context. Contemporary colours/ rooms in a house I understand. Oh well whatever.

Yeah I know but that'll be good if it is like that.

That's funny because I read it back and it did smell of BS. How do they get away with stuff like that?

Haha you did guess one of them, just the wrong entry. Pretty iconic game right there though.