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Chelsea win tomorrow and this is an alright weekend. Right lads?

When will Nintendo stop bullshitting their fans. Wasn't this Zelda game meant to be out in 2015?...

Serebii took the groups advice. End of days stuff that.

Go on baggies!

Write off Leicester at you're own risk. This is a team, a proper team. Maybe not the leagues most talented or technical. But a squad of men truly applying themselves for each other. I've waited for them to fall away all season. Now I hope they don't.

We're absolutely shite. Travel 6+ hours up to Sunderland on a coach to see Walcott bottle a tackle with a bloke already on the floor. Wenger doesn't have them motivated anymore.

Two goals from outside the box, in one match!! Btw Phube if you don't win it. I don't think we can be friends. For the first time in 20 years I think Spurs will finish above us. And I'm genuinely concerned they might knick it. What a horrible time to be alive.

Not cunts... Not seen your lot when The Arsenal turn up? You end up fighting police horses and losing your shoes.

Don't cock it up Leicester.

The left is really jealous though.

Instructing the solicitor for a divorce, right?

It's a date, you aren't marrying her..

I don't know what you know. All I know is, if I'd been posting on a website about how lonely I was for several years. I'd at least go on a date with a girl that showed interest in me (especially if she was someone I already knew and liked).

Just to check, Serebii is turning down the opportunity of a date because the girl doesn't want kids?.. Ban him from the thread, I can't be hearing dry spell bollocks when he's thinking that far ahead. Next you'll be telling us she doesn't want to get a mortgage or plan her funeral after the first time she's met your parents.

A fit Jack Wilshere would walk into the midfield. But a whole season out with a fractured leg. He's as reliable as a chocolate teapot.

Don't get your knickers in a twist! Your lads let us down last night.

First West Ham won us the World Cup and now Spurs won us a friendly. 'Triffic stuff lads.

I agree. When Cazorla comes back I'd like to see Coquelin drop to the bench for a game to see if him and Elneny can play in the middle together. Might be a bit more dynamic.

Haha. Sorry I've not been avoiding because I'm bitter. Just been mad busy. Tonight I thought we did alright, except the defending like clowns and poor finishing. Really need to pick it up in the league or we might finish 4th or worse.

Move on. She's done half the work for you by unfriending.

You know shit has hit the fan when the TV season ticket holders are kicking up a fuss. I quite enjoy BT Sport.

Love what they did with the eyes.

We've not played good football since before Christmas which troubles me more. We have to pull it out the bag tomorrow and ride it all the way to the end of May. And hope the most deserving side fall off their miracle tale. The feeling amongst fans at matches at the minute is really intense. I was at Old Trafford and people were livid. Even the most positive people were questioning what they had seen. Then Swansea was another level. I know everyone tomorrow will be behind the team but it could turn ugly if we bottle tomorrow. People are having enough of Groundhog Day and seeing this side bottle the best chance we've had in the league for 12 years. I've never been more nervous going to the lane, biggest North London derby since we won the league there in 2004.

Fuck me if we lose to Spurs on Saturday I might go live in a cave somewhere. We are shite.

Forced is exactly the word I was thinking in terms of the jokes. It's trying too hard.