EA (figuratively) breaks into people's houses and steals copies of Rock Band iOS

[The Peeps]

Wow! I didn't think they'd go so far as to outright lie to their customers like this. What a bunch of bullshitters!

 

It's EA.

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[Shorty]

 

No, I get it, I just have a hard time getting that worked up over things. Actually, that's a lie, I get worked up a lot, but not about iOS Rock Band. Come on now, it's not exactly the optimal way to play the game.

 

It's the optimal way to play the game while having a poo at work.

[The Bard]

Yeah, I guess you have me on that one.