Talk Like A Pirate Day (2 days to go). Yaaaaar!

[bob]

Grargh! Have ye got any spare change?

[Sprout]

Ahoy Me Hearties, Cap'n Sprout of the Veggie Pirates speakin', Yaaaaaaaaaaaar!

 

It be a surprise for me to see that I had meself a crew waiting for me when I arrived on board the SS. Kick Ass (actually it was school, a land lubber such as meself can dream though, yaar!). It brings a tear to me only eye! Anywho, I had meself a fine crew indeed. And they had a fine leader . Dinner be a grand one! Rum and fine pirate cuisine as far as the eye can see (actually we had chippy and soft drinks ). We stuffed ourselves full!

 

Then I spyed me some booty! I went over to the beauties and gave 'em one of me chat up lines...

 

SLAP!

 

Apparently, they've never heard of TLAP day... Avast, theres always next year, yaaar!

 

Now I be back at home, after a good days piratin' and treasure huntin'! Can't wait for next year. Yaaaaaaaaaaaar!