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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. 1. Favourite meal overall?

    Fish Fingers and chips.

     

    2. Usual breakfast?

    Cereal + milk, that or toast an' butter

     

    3. Favourite takeaway?

    Pizza, don't like Indian, Chinese or whatever.

     

    4. Brown bread or white?

    White, brown taste likes shit.

     

    5. Favourite fruit?

    Banana, only fruit I eat, of at all.

     

    6. Favourite Cereal?

    Frosties/Coco pops

     

    7. Favourite Snack?

    Crisps or Chicago Town Pizza

     

    8. Rare, medium or Well done?

    Medium to well done

     

    9. White, milk, plain or dark?

    White

     

    10. Favourite pizza?

    Plain. Can't be doing with shitty toppings.


  2. I don't mind <3, as it has some form of meaning:

     

    O rly? Piece of shit, It's sad the owl in question has died but I bet it took its own life because of what had happened to his image.

     

    Plocks/Plox. I really don't see the need.

     

    People saying Ecks Dee instead of XD, no need.

     

    Twats who not only put 1 on the end of a strain of exclamation marks, but also have the prickery to add "one one eleventy one!" or words to that effect. It's not fucking funny nor witty.


  3. Yes, yesterday. Its going ahead.

    I can't see many flaws to this thing. If you haven't done anything bad theres nothing to hide.

     

    Although the whole "stops terrorist" stuff is bull shit, it does mean random people can't walk in and just get free health care if they aren't UK citizens.

     

    Yes, but for those of us in the population who have sex may prefer the government not to see it.


  4. Once I was riding my bike and a went over a bump and slipped off the seat and landed on the back wheel. The skin was ripped up about a cm away from my balls. That was a close shave.

     

    (PS: sorry about the bad grammar, I just couldn't be arsed.)

     

    Well having the skin ripped around that region it's hardly surprising.


  5. not to make you look stupid, but can't you just get medication that dissolves those things these days?

    It was dissolved. This is me assuming it was a kidney stone, I can't think of anything else what it could've been. I can't imagine the pain of passing a fully fledged one through. My rod felt as if it were burning so much I filled a lil tupperware box with water and placed my unit it, had I not locked my door and someone walk in, it would've looked like I was shagging the floor. It did provide some well needed relief however, not much, but anything was enough.


  6. Falling off my bike and making a nice hole in my chin has left me with a cracking scar, barely noticeable now.

     

    A drunken trip has given me a scar on my side, on both elbows and three purple circle scars on three of my fingers on my left hand.

     

    But my worst injury, which wasn't physically noticeable like a scar, I think I was passing a kidney stone. Fucking hell my dick was on fire... never again.


  7. I'm convinced Lynne wants her hair to look more like a man's every day, and confirmed it with her attempted at a mullet. I hope Joe goes off to help his son Toby but doesn't end up leaving the same way Joe Scully did.

     

    Stingray today... dear me, The boys flipped back into the old school when he first appeared. I didn't like him then so I hope he get's his arse kicked back into gear. In what appears to be the same cell Lou and Darcy shared. Who knows, maybe it'll be the same tiny courtyard.


  8. Yeah, I have such a hot chick [because she eats alot of hot food] and little lady [just been to the hall of mirrors no doubt] then gets scared over Bree knowing he's "a dob" to be honest, even Breezilla would understand The Zeikster "dobbing" in the lass who is seeing a bloke who made dodgy calls to Susan, naturally though he'll buckle like the pussy he is.


  9. Bollocks to the A-Team.

     

    Miss Marple with stickybeak her way to the truth!

     

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    Apparently she's dead......so I'm sending in Kojak instead....

     

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    Why not send both the new Miss Marple and Kojak instead? Terry Savalas isn't exactly raging with life either.

     

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    MON SHEET! Poirot and Marple: Teh Animated series.


  10. Those explosm comics are badass, any fans post more of your favs please. Theres tons and finding a good one takes a while.

    For those who have been shown the way due to your humble fabulous [Ergo = Me] then you're welcome. I am the Disco.

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