Haden

I will fight you any day because I am Y2J!

You never were the best at taking a joke either

You never were very good at maths were you? We will prevail! I am sure we can grab some people in at the last moment as per usual. Having 2 or 3 inactives is a plus for the lower league but 5 is a bit much. So search people find some fresh blood!

I wanna no why there is zero growth of new members coming into this league. Where's the f%#%ing new members. Your are supposed to be recruiters thats why you have the VIP memberships. So each one of you get on the f$#%ing street and ask some random people to join us! The guy the friend you said might come what happened to that? It died on the vine the guy he went to play mafia or something. Oh nobody knows what the f%#% im talking about? We hear you Haden. This league, the GOTY of NE is fighting to stay at 30 members. You know how hard it is to keep that status and I am the only one supporting it. This thing is a pyramid since time immemorial, tricks run downhill econs run up. I should not have to come to this forum PR in my hand reminding you all to get new members. AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT PEOPLE HAVE LIVES OR JOBS, Peeps what two things are more important than Lives or Jobs. Traditionally a new season of Mad Men or Xpert 11 have been the two more important things. Now that's it that's all I have to say frankly I am depressed and ashamed. Just kidding I just saw this scene and thought it would be a laugh to use. Having said that please try and get some new people, anyone recruits they get put into a lotto separate to the end of season lotto. Can't wait to see the interview btw.

Zellllllll!

The board of directors that runs the Cups Gambit has will be awarding 10 teams 2 points each for the wittiest comment after Fridays game made in the game comments section. Additionally the overall wittiest comment will gain another 2 points making it 4 overall. Here are the comments below funny or not. Comments: Rowan146 (Silverdale Hotpot) Clifford restores hope to the fans that we can turn our season around. Mcoys crisp passing ensured the Stars' winning run reached burn-out as Inter failed to connect! Intergalactico Stars (Nikos9) BrianMcoy (Mcoys Sons) well played. You must still be very happy with a draw away from home. Looks like the Submarine failed its MOT. Yellow Submarine (Zell_NE) Ellmeister (AC Elites) 2 days ago *insert very funny comment here * The Nintendo 64 port of a Rising Phoenix game, bad value for money, over hyped and ends in disappointment for everyone. Rising Phoenix (Chris33553) To the fucker that beat me 6-0: That wasn't even my team, it was yours. And I'm the one that won, not you. Now who's laughing? Real Peeps (The_Peeps) Wasn't expecting that! Ah well, I'll blame it on the Geordie monsoon! Guess this is the second time I've been swept away... Coloccini FC (MilaGi) Forgot to set the tactics! How did I do that?! gg Aqui1a All Stars (Aqui1a) Why did I bother to set tactics it was hardly worth the Astle! Hadens Rangers (HeadlessHaden) Everyone above gets 2 points plus Rowan gets an additional 2 for his hilarious comment. Just kidding! For humor in the face of adversity MilaGi gets the additional 2 points. With that Coloccini take the lead with a pack of teams behind him. Scroll down to see if your team can catch up as you see that sometimes attack is the best form of defence. Coloccini FC 7 Rising Phoenix 5 Mcoys Sons 5 Silverdale Hotpot 5 Aqui1a All Stars 5 Intergalactico Stars 5 Hadens Rangers 5 Winston Gardens FC 3 Emo Blades 3 Recall United 3 Battlestar Odwinica 3 Eights United 3 Madpool 3 Dragooooo 3 AC Elites 3 Real Peeps 3 Yellow Submarine 3 Leeds M.O.T 1 Andys Allstars 1 Chartreuse Bolts F.C. 1 Fedex United 1 Bubbles FC 0 DuDs Baggies 0 Crisfield Seahawks 0 Cubic County 0 Seahawks FC 0 Happenstance FC 0 The Sixty-Fourthers 0 The Comerade Co-op 0 Bayer Neverlusen 0 Task 3: Team effort. Their have been grumblings from several defenders in the league they feel that strikers and midfielders are getting all the credit for winning games in reports. Make them happy and give your defenders a chance to steal the limelight! Every goal scored by a defender on Tuesday will earn you a point with the cap of three. Note it has to be someone playing in the role of a defender not a defender placed in an attacking position. No-one guessed the spotlight correctly so we will have another go this week, we are switching to the middle league. AC Elites vs Seahawks, what will the result be and when will the last goal of the game be scored? Eights: 4 Peeps: 2 Leeds: 1 Rangers, Baggies and RP rise back to the top as Interhawks and Madpools alliance shuffle for position just behind. Hadens Rangers, DuDs Baggies, Rising Phoenix: 21 Interhawks: Intergalactico Stars, Seahawks FC and Crisfield Seahawks: 19 Madpool, AC Elites, Bayer Neverlusen: 19 Real Peeps, Aqui1a All Stars, Coloccini FC - The Midnight Riders: 15 Sliverdale Hotpot, Leeds MOT:12

Quoting for a new page, some good and awful (including myself) witty comments up there already! Pleased with my win and thanks to Charlie failing with his team that has an average age of 9 I am in the top 3!!! Last time around in the gambit teams were asked to score 2 or more goals to get 3 points with 1 points awarded for 1 goal. We have seen that you can all walk the walk but can you talk the talk? The board of directors that runs the Cups Gambit has will be awarding 10 teams 2 points each for the wittiest comment after Fridays game made in the game comments section. Additionally the overall wittiest comment will gain another 2 points making it 4 overall. Rehearse your game comments and make Mourinho blush with your intelligent banter. Rising Phoenix 3 Winston Gardens FC 3 Coloccini FC 3 Emo Blades 3 Hadens Rangers 3 Recall United 3 Battlestar Odwinica 3 Eights United 3 Happenstance FC 0 Intergalactico Stars 3 Madpool 3 Mcoys Sons 3 Silverdale Hotpot 3 Aqui1a All Stars 3 Dragooooo 3 AC Elites 1 Leeds M.O.T 1 Real Peeps 1 Yellow Submarine 1 Andys Allstars 1 Chartreuse Bolts F.C. 1 Fedex United 1 Bubbles FC 0 DuDs Baggies 0 Crisfield Seahawks 0 Cubic County 0 Seahawks FC 0 The Sixty-Fourthers 0 The Comerade Co-op 0 Bayer Neverlusen 0

We are going to examine the title race in the top league this week. Mcoy Sons vs Inter: Who will win (or will it be a draw) and the decider question is who will be top of the league after tommorows games? (This is not just limited to Mcoy or Inter but any team that could be top.)

Eights wins the spotlight getting it exactly right he is the king of the predictions so far! We are going to examine the title race in the top league this week. Mcoy Sons vs Inter: Who will win (or will it be a draw) and the decider question is who will be top of the league after tommorows games? (This is not just limited to Mcoy or Inter but any team that could be top.) Eights: 4 Peeps: 2 Leeds: 1 Madpool, Elites and Bayer crash down to 4th in the table as the Midnight Riders start to build some momentum and threaten the top spots. Interhawks: Intergalactico Stars, Seahawks FC and Crisfield Seahawks: 20 Hadens Rangers, DuDs Baggies, Rising Phoenix: 19 Real Peeps, Aqui1a All Stars, Coloccini FC - The Midnight Riders: 18 Madpool, AC Elites, Bayer Neverlusen: 17 Sliverdale Hotpot, Leeds MOT:12 Last time around in the gambit teams were asked to score 2 or more goals to get 3 points with 1 points awarded for 1 goal. We have seen that you can all walk the walk but can you talk the talk? The board of directors that runs the Cups Gambit has will be awarding 10 teams 2 points each for the wittiest comment after Fridays game made in the game comments section. Additionally the overall wittiest comment will gain another 2 points making it 4 overall. Rehearse your game comments and make Mourinho blush with your intelligent banter. Rising Phoenix 3 Winston Gardens FC 3 Coloccini FC 3 Emo Blades 3 Hadens Rangers 3 Recall United 3 Battlestar Odwinica 3 Eights United 3 Happenstance FC 0 Intergalactico Stars 3 Madpool 3 Mcoys Sons 3 Silverdale Hotpot 3 Aqui1a All Stars 3 Dragooooo 3 AC Elites 1 Leeds M.O.T 1 Real Peeps 1 Yellow Submarine 1 Andys Allstars 1 Chartreuse Bolts F.C. 1 Fedex United 1 Bubbles FC 0 DuDs Baggies 0 Crisfield Seahawks 0 Cubic County 0 Seahawks FC 0 The Sixty-Fourthers 0 The Comerade Co-op 0 Bayer Neverlusen 0

Will post cup gambit table later, was ready to move up the table today until Charlie screwed things up for everyone by losing to Fedex!

As we are on a new page I don't want people to forget about the new recruitment bonus. If you recruit someone you get put in a separate lottery at the end of the season. If you are the only recruiter you are guaranteed a VIP sub!

When I joined xpert It was a far simpler place. It was all just wins and losses But it wasn't for me. Then came the Alliance era. Nexus and NWO arrived on the scene. There were managers training their teams for years... ... taking out other alliances... ... sharing a league with newbies passing them by... ... with teams that were 2 skill points lower. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fucking game. The Cup changed everything. Always remember that one day this league will be taken over by one team. They won't leave it to people like me when they figure out... ... how much success there is to be made: Not 2 titles, 20. Recreational Titles plc. Giving people what they want. Titles today, change reports tomorrow. But this is now. So, until prohibition ends, win while the sun shines. I'm not an admin. I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be Xpert. Five years ago Xpert was for Swedes and losers. It was demonized by Daily Mail readers getting drunk in wine bars. Now they're my biggest clients. The cups gambit For the rest of the summer a number of different things will take place. I will signify them on the forum and in Xpert. It may range from winning your match by the largest margin, to winning a quiz, to predicting a spotlight right or making sure your alliance is top of the table. I will be keeping a league table of participants and the top two participants will bypass the of first round the Cup. The first task is to score! I want you to score in your game. If you score twice or more you will gain 3 points, if you score once you will gain 1 point. I will take everyones score down but please let me know you are interested via a post or comment on xpert post.

And who to win?

Hey guys finally got around to sorting out my 3DS online. Anyone who plays Zen (just got it!) or MK7 (hoping to get soon!) add me 3781-0054-7888 Added a few peeps already from list at first page.

Firstly a big apology for my lack of involvement so far this season I really mean it when I say I am now back and ready to put in content and effort every step of the way. Thank you to everyone so far for make this such a good season! Peeps wins the spotlight for predicting an Odwin victory with 8 chances. Sorry should have been on top of this earlier I will do a quick spotlight as Peeps didn't get the chance. Ok Dragoooo vs Real Peeps, predict a winner or draw and how many yellow and red cards will there be in this game? Eights: 3 Peeps: 2 Leeds: 1 Madpool, Elites and Bayer maintain the lead but the Interhawks move up to 2nd place, Peeps alliance is also moving on up while Silverdale and Leeds still look for a friend. Madpool, AC Elites, Bayer Neverlusen: 21 Interhawks: Intergalactico Stars, Seahawks FC and Crisfield Seahawks: 20 Hadens Rangers, DuDs Baggies, Rising Phoenix: 19 Real Peeps, Aqui1a All Stars, Coloccini FC - The Midnight Riders: 16 Sliverdale Hotpot, Leeds MOT:13 Congrats Milagi! Your VIP should arrive tommorow. Lastly before I go I have two big announcements one about the Cup but I am mulling that one over. The second one is about recruitment, basically I realise every season I say to you guys can you recruit and you have done great keeping this league as vibrant as it is. Every recruitment made is vital and really keeps this league the fun and successful place it is. I want to make a change to reflect that. Now successful recruiters will be put into their own separate lottery at the end of the season. If you recruit another team and you are the only one you are guaranteed a VIP membership. I want so show my appreciation to everyone who is bringing in new managers. And as we all know its all about the VIP Btw VIP members check out change report on your team page very interesting!

Any reviews out yet? I quite fancy a pinball fix, what is the other one all you guys seem to play is that Zen? Just wondering which one is meant to be better.

Yeh get him back he was doing well! Quite happy with the draw before I learnt Jimbob didn't set tactics lol. Ah well still in the fight for the top spots

Classic spotlight Eights will update Alliances and do Lottery tonight. Who is Crisfield Seahawks friend? He hasn't logged in for a while and he is a decent manager Looking forward to the game today! Also I reckon we might need two (I know it is early to think about it hehe) new managers for next season so keep it in mind if you have any friends how might have an interest. (Thanks)

Did you want me to create a spotlight? Basically the idea is really to pick a game and say which team will win or draw (scores have no bearing on winning) if two people said draw and it is a draw then you have a second thing for people to pick to make it easier to get a winner. Like possession for one team or chances created etc.

Classic thumping victory againt Emo! lol Looking forward to our match to Jimbob. I have put my cousin in charge of admin duties as I am away on holiday at various points during the summer just in case he had to pull the trigger on a new league in my absence I thought I would give him the POWER!

Peeps wins the spotlight for predicting a Yellow Submarine win and 12 chances which was the nearest to the frankly insane 21 chances! lol Eights: 2 Leeds: 1 Peeps: 1 Peeps to pick the match and conditions next. Madpool, Elites and Bayer take the lead as the top looks very tight and Silverdale and Leeds hold their own and don't get overtaken with only two members! Madpool, AC Elites, Bayer Neverlusen: 20 Hadens Rangers, DuDs Baggies, Rising Phoenix: 19 Interhawks: Intergalactico Stars, Seahawks FC and Crisfield Seahawks: 18 Sliverdale Hotpot, Leeds MOT: 14 Real Peeps, Aqui1a All Stars, Coloccini FC - The Midnight Riders: 14 Still waiting for DuDs and Fierce Link picks Reports: DuD (three), Peeps 4 Alliances: Rowan 3, DuD, Cup: Nikos 9 Winners: Rowan 6, Co-op 1 Dragooooo Reporters: Jimbob 5 Peeps 8 Recruiter: MilaGi 2 Pick 1-13: DuD pick four numbers, Peeps pick two, Rowan pick two, We came up with loads of good ideas, but we're lazy and not really making it happen. We were going to do a weekly or fortnightly Xpert Eleven show. A short 5ish minute clip where we would talk about the goings on in the leagues. We would ask you guys for suggestions for topics and stuff like that. We could do it this weekend i think. Sounds awesome do it!

Sorry just been finishing my PGCE and have been uber busy but I am back! Eights: 2 Leeds: 1 An intriguing match in the middle league is the next spotlight. Yellow Submarine vs All Stars What will the result be and how many chances will be made by both teams? A low scoring Alliance table as no alliance pulling away yet. Rowan and Leeds find another partner and you might shoot up the tabel! Hadens Rangers, DuDs Baggies, Rising Phoenix: 20 Madpool, AC Elites, Bayer Neverlusen: 20 Interhawks: Intergalactico Stars, Seahawks FC and Crisfield Seahawks: 17 Sliverdale Hotpot, Leeds MOT: 12 Real Peeps, Aqui1a All Stars, Coloccini FC - The Midnight Riders: 12 Still waiting for DuDs four picks, Co-op, Dragooooo and Jimbob. Reports: DuD (three), Peeps 4 Alliances: Rowan 3, DuD, Cup: Nikos 9 Winners: Rowan 6, Co-op, Dragooooo Reporters: Jimbob, Peeps 8 Recruiter: MilaGi 2 Pick 1-13: DuD pick four numbers, Peeps pick two, Rowan pick two,

Sorry will put you guys in when I have finished rewatching the Jubilee If Madpool wants to run his own lottery thats fine but its not coming out of my pocket!

Alliances as they stand, remember it is not to late to join and alliances that have two members are a member short of greatness! Request colours and names. Hadens Rangers, DuDs Baggies, Rising Phoenix: 18 Interhawks: Intergalactico Stars, Seahawks FC and Crisfield Seahawks: 16 Madpool, AC Elites: 14 Sliverdale Hotpot, Leeds MOT: 13 Real Peeps, Aqui1a All Stars, Coloccini FC - The Midnight Riders: 12 Result: Co-op 5 Baggies 6 Bubbles 5 Gardens 4 Peeps 6 Seahawks 5 All Stars 1 Recall 2 Emo Blades 2 Wanderers 0 DuD and Peeps Style: Co-op 3 Baggies 4 Bubbles 1 Gardens 2 Peeps 2 Seahawks 1 All Stars 3 Recall 1 Emo Blades 1 Wanderers 0 DuD Best Player: Co-op 3 Baggies 5 Bubbles 1 Gardens 1 Peeps 1 Seahawks 4 All Stars 2 Recall Emo Blades 1 Wanderers 1 DuD Reports: DuD 3, Peeps Alliances: Rowan, DuD, Cup: Nikos Winners: Rowan, Co-op, Dragooooo Reporters: Jimbob, Peeps Recruiter: MilaGi Pick 1-13: DuD pick four numbers, Peeps pick two, Rowan pick two,