Haden

Why aren' you winning again? I am in despair, the points loss is fine but humilation may be permenant. You ever been relegated Flink? Once when Peeps thought I had an injured player he slapped in in the face. (slap) Stop it Haden. Are you relegated? I am in pain but no I am in the top league. And you didn't go down when Peeps slapped you. No. So including this season that is three fucking seasons that didn't kill you, relegaion, training comedowns dont end the world or retirements or fucking dirty tricks, the world ends when you retire until then you have more losses in store, stand it like a man and give some back.

Got outplayed in midfield for long periods of time today! Still got the win in the end which is nice, I predicted I would win the lower league in my predictions but I reckon I might have been overestimating myself haha. Both reports up this weekend

Report is up and ready here is a preview for NE VIP members That is quite a lovely xpert report isn't it? Yes it is. What does it say to you? It restates the negativeness of xpert, the hideous lonely emptiness of being a manager, nothingness the predicament of managers forced to play in a barren godless eternity like a tiny manager flickering in a immense void with nothing but waste horror and derogation forming a useless bleak straight jacket on a black absurd cosmos What are you doing before the Tuesday game? Commiting suicide What about before the Friday game?

The guy in the blue cap summed up my reaction when I saw your result.

Oh god Cube and I had a proper Stoke vs Sunderland style thriller! 1 shot which was a long shot lol that game would be dead last if xpert had MOTD. bob won a thrilling game! Peeps loads of the lower league teams got slaughtered today haha that guide is quite handy that was at the start of the last thread did you want me to post it in xpert or you could as an offical admin post? Next game I am hoping to pick up all 3 points, against Federer!

Tactics set, predictions sent, ready for season 25!

Ell all I am gonna say is lets see who is laughing when you make QPR look like fast starters after your first 11 games

I will get my predictions in soon hopefully noone else bothers :P Jimbob did you want to do reports for the middle league? As I have zero admin duties I was wanting to report a league this season but as you are in middle you may want to do that, lower looks pretty good this season with loads of activity so I am quite happy with reporting lower.

I am no good at speeches but I would like everyone to raise their glasses. He taught me as much as anyone except maybe Odwin, even if I didn't have him on my Steam friends list I would be standing here saying to our new Admin, Salute! Talking of winning leagues I am going to win mine easily calling it right now baby! MadDog how about you me and Rising for a perfect 30 point alliance?

I'm coming home I'm coming hom... I have been thinking Peeps maybe its time to put down some roots. Xpert needs some roots down here and so do I. What do you think of Sheffield? What have I done to you? It is going to alright, I am goint to take care of you now. Peeps! Peeps! PEEEPS! Xpert has no admin she is on the verge of dying. Where is Haden? Great look at the mess I made in your game. That is better! I am bleeding to death Xperts membership is 30 you are going to be ok! I need you to help me. Tell me what to do. Haden? No I am not going to let you hurt you Haden. Haden? NOOOOOOO! Put pressure on 4-5-1 teams HADEN!. Put a marker here. HADEN! I have such plans for us Haden, to get out of xpert to go to mafia to grow old together. HADEN! I can't feel my markers. Stay with me Haden. ODWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN! After several long seasons being admin sadly life has taken over. I have loved being admin. I would like to thank Mr Odwin and Dyson for providing me with the platform to be admin after they left and hope that Peeps taking after me can keep a fair team spirit going. I enjoyed adminging and hope I steeredNE xpert tp higher grounds I am sure Peeps will take it even further. I would like to do match reports for the middle league if that fits in next season :D/

Hey guys sorry for complete lack of coverage work has been all consuming recently will get on with an update tommorow Nikos is Co-op dead? See if he can come back to life maybe in time for our rematch :P

I am playing careful for the rest of the season as I have no ambitions at all to be promoted (sorry Eights :p ) An exciting draw today was almost gaurenteed considering who I was playing against. Will do an update this weekend

Well done! Tbh I am going to play youth from now on but would rather not get relegated but deffo don't want to go up. A fine line!

On a side note invested some money into a 17 4 midfielder. It is always a worry you might get one who has injury tendancys or really bad compatability. However he came with no negatives, uber form and excellent compatability bonus! Plus he is at 6DV already will keep playing him see how far we can go!

Alliances NWO's lead weakens but they are still in command as it becomes very close in the spots behind them. NWO: Nikos, Seahawks, Yellow Submarine 25 Haden, DuD, Recall 21 Eights, Ell, J7 20 Midnight Riders: Peeps, Aquila, Coloccini 19 Silverdale, Bayer, Madpool 18 Spotlight Aquila: 2 Inter: 1 Peeps: 1 Well done to Peeps who got his prediction spot on! Next match is Emo Blades vs bob a very experienced team against one in its first season! Both teams are improving and thus their sides can be expected to be carrying a few players who are breaking into xpert. Who will win or will it be a draw and how many players will have a match rating under 7. Lottery winners! League Winners Inter Chris Cup Winners Rowan Alliance Winners DuD Chris Spotlight Eights Peeps Awards Yellow Submarine Winston Elites Dragooooo Reporters Peeps Jimbob Pick a number between 1-12 good luck!

After watching your team play, the American cattle breeder, Billy Cowman was so overwhelmed by the way they played he decided to sponsor the club with 397 500 econ. Sweet!

I won but also lost 4th place , sorry I haven't been around a lot guys. Started school and as Flinky will tell you NQT year is mental. So my content will be just weekends now, still season looks to be going well in all leagues even bottom league is starting to get nice and competitive! Will do a new alliance report and spotlight tonight or tommorow

The top league has very very strong sides in it, Ell and I made new sides a few seasons back and are now making our way back to the top. But like LOTR it takes time and we are about at the start of two towers. It is the same with you in the bottom league it would be good for your players to train a bit get good change reports and level up before you go for promotion. When you see a change report at the end of the season it will make more sense.

You are going dow... (checks Ells team) oh shit... Conden needs to get back to fitness asap for this match godamnit! :p

Yes 4th place!

Alliances NWO cruise out in front but is it for life? NWO: Nikos, Seahawks, Yellow Submarine 29 Eights, Ell, J7 21 Haden, DuD, Recall 20 Midnight Riders: Peeps, Aquila, Coloccini 17 Silverdale, Bayer, Madpool 17 Spotlight Aquila: 2 Inter: 1 Aquila is in the lead with two correct predictions. Next we will look at a game that could define both teams ambitions this season. Eights United vs Battlestar Odwinica. Who will win (or will it be a draw) and how many chances will this game produce overall? Sorry as predicted reports are to consuming to do atm but will try and get the odd one done at weekends if I can. Good luck tom everyone!

Big time man will update it. Keep him and train the hell out of him for two seasons, training factor should make it easier. Will try and update Mon eve with alliances and maybe reports! For now update your squads and enjoy the early season. [Peeps] I have tactics Inside my head With formations that I should have played! As I drown in my lossess I can’t take back the formations I never played I can’t take back the formations I never played [Haden] I really think mafia and next gen is a bunch of bullshit Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your hits How much money does it take to really make a NE front page Rez trip to building thorpe park did they really pull it Uhh, And a bunch of other cover ups NE gen chat was the first to go with member cuts If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut NE was garbage in the first place, that's on the up and up Gen chat kept you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust You get Xpert then they move us so you never keeping up enough If you turn on Wii all you see’s a bunch of “nothing as good as xpert” Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such And that ain't more Mii news, wow that's the news And these the same reporters that supposed to be telling us the truth Ashley is a PS3 owner, Svt4Him is gone N 64 magazine got buried, NE didn’t say shit That's why I don't visit this site, next one either I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful And I believe in Xpert. [Peeps] I have tactics Inside my head With formations that I should have played! As I drown in my lossess I can’t take back the formations I never played I can’t take back the formations I never played [Haden] Now you can say it ain't our youths fault we never heard it But if we know better than we probably deserve it Transferring is not holy, wheres that in the guide? Tricking is not Xpert! And you are not observant And you are not a manager Xpert Official Leagues don’t take our side cause look how far you’ve pushed them Walk with me int gen chat, this where J7 went Complain about the lack of members but where you think our members come from? Complain about the gloom but when’d you pick a broom up? Just listening to Bru ain't gone make it stop A 4-2-4 in your thoughts, ain't gon make your losses halt If you don’t become a listener you’ll never be a winner Ads with million side effects Take em when the training felt Wash them down with the youth academy! Killin off your opposition analysis Crooked managers around the World Would gladly give a loan today So if you ever miss a payment They can take your team away! [Peeps] I have tactics Inside my head With formations that I should have played! As I drown in my lossess I can’t take back the formations I never played I can’t take back the formations I never played [Haden] I think that all the silence is worse than all the reports NE reviews is such a weak outlet that's why I despise it We scared of almost everything, afraid to even tell the truth So scared of what you think of Xpert, I’m scared of even telling you Sometimes I’m like the only manager I feel safe to tell it to I’m locked inside a sub forum in me, I know that there’s a forum in you Consider this your bailing out, so take a breath, inhale a few My team is finally getting free, my tactics is finally yelling through [Peeps] I have tactics Inside my head With formations that I should have played! As I drown in my lossess I can’t take back the formations I never played I can’t take back the formations I never played

Well done good win! Keep training and experiment with your team, if you hover over a player it should tell you his DV value this will dictate the change they get at the end of the season. It needs to be over 10 to become a positive change. This might help you think about squad rotation. Got whipped today the scoreline is flattering to me Dragooooo have really developed very well and deserved their win.