Karl619

Well I haven't seen too many cartoons where the character is forced to lower their pants to proove their gender but yes you're correct :-D

Why don't they just pull her pants down !!! Surely that will give the answer. Blimey, sod genes testing

I'm loving Port Vales destruction of an entire footballing city :-D.

Simon Cowell is a man who wears shirts which show off his nipples too much and I never trust people who wear their trousers too high! Distinctly average! Wish I had his money though.

Well the IGN review...and all the tabloid reviews I've seen so far hate it! hmm then again they're hardly sourced from the world's greatest film critics

I've read reviews that Inglorious Basteurds is a bit well.....shit and that Brad Pitt's acting is ........well the pitts :-p. Are they a being a bit harsh?

haha McPhee! I believe I purchased batman today from said shop! I couldn't control myself to wait til Friday. Worth it in the end! I love the writing in this game. Ooooh and the inverted grab , hanging a grunt 20 feet in the air and then cutting the rope with your batarang so they drop on the enemies investigating underneathe! It's FUN

Lescott = greedy ****

I haven't played this game for a while because I got a bit bored of the 3 same maps! So migrated to the new COD map pack. However, reading this has reignited my thirst for battlefield action. I love the RIFLE class on this game! Its awesome! It's range is longer than you think at first. It's almost like a sniper without the zoom! It only takes two shots to take down an enemy and I don't care if people say it's a no skill weapon because I think it does require some skill . Definitely my favourite weapon. I hope they release more maps soonish!!! oh and add me ! karl619

First time I've posted a pic and I have chosen one where I think I was trying to do a pretend pair of breasts thing.......and kinda failed. hmm And also my recent graduation!

The radio one snub of Madonna is probably just a publicity stunt. Seems so anyway

What do people think of the new Greenday album ?( well I say new but its been out there for ages and I've only just recently heard it ). Personally I like it ! I prefer it to their old stuff. Especially this song :

Can anyone recommend me a funny film which I could get on DVD? I know this thread isnt for recommendations as such but I fancy watching a good comedy but don't know which to go for....

since when were muse doing the new version of the doctor who theme song?

That money will do good for Leeds. Could buy many championship quality players with that cash. An entire teams worth really!

Thanks for that

Ahhh I love a bit of good old Austropop! Yodelling made cool! ( BTW how do I get the youtube video to appear within this window? Sorry for being so luddite)

Tiger Woods pulls into gas station in his Porsche. The pump attendant -unaware of who his customer is- greets Tiger . Tiger nods a quick hello and bends down to pick up the nozzle. Whilst doing so some tees fall out of Tiger's pockets and fall on to the forecourt. In curiosity the pump attendant asks -"sir, what are those for?". Tiger replies - "well, you see, they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving". The pump attendant replies amazed - " gosh! Porsche think of everything!"

Q) how do you get 3 gay guys to sit on a stool? A) turn it upside down two gay guys in a bath, a condom floats to the top , one guy turns to the other and says - "who's farted?" Q) Why did the condoms go to the gay club? A) to get shitfaced (I'm not homophobic)

Hey everyone. I need some help....to do with getting dumped. Being dumped sucks. Firstly, I'm gay. I have been seeing my boyfriend on and off since December 2007, it began as a long distance relationship but he moved nearer, to manchester which is about 25 miles from where I live to see me more often. However, this year the relationship has hit the rocks. We're both to blame, he kissed a guy on a night out and flirted with him after and also sent rude pics to one of my friend and I've done similar things im not proud of. However , in the year we were together we were both very much in love and did alot in a short amount of time together, we were best mates. Recently however, we have been arguing pretty much week on week and so he refused to see me for 5 months. I did start most arguments, but they were over silly things such as him not texting back . These arguments take place over msn mostly. I know the error of my ways now, he says im controlling but I know I'm not but I do accept my part in the arguments. However he has said he doesn't want a relationship anymore, that he's not up for it and that I'm not the same person as he fell in love with. As far as he is concerned I'm a different person. This is not the case, I just went through a rough patch where we didn't see each other for 5 months despite being a 30 min train ride apart and where he felt like I was not giving him enough space. It's very hard to reach a compromise with him either. So...I would like to start afresh properly, I know my mistakes and I wont do them again, I love him, he still admits loving me but wont take me back. I cannot really make myself stay friends with him, if he sees someone else the jealousy would be hard to take and control and the spilt wasn't mutual. I understand I maybe argued too much with him, and he reached a tipping point but my parents argue alot and so do alot of couples, I mean we only got to see eachother once a month and so it would be very hard not to go by without feeling unloved. So what should I do? Ignore him? Give him space? If I do ignore him do I tell him that I cannot be friends with an ex because it would just make things worse for me. He says that nobody else is involved and I believe him. Thanks for your help!

He basically refused to see me everytime we argued, which was a bit of naff tactic because it just made me more angry each time he refused to go to the cinema or something :-p. Looking at it now I probably was the problem. We don't hate eachother at all, far from it, he just thinks I'm too hard to handle! I'm just unsure whether to ignore him now...it might be best for the long run.

omg Zombie pokemon really are quite sinister

I posted this on one of those agony aunt websites and the response I got back was - "Sounds like your an overly controlling annoying person, better called AKA Drama Queen, get over yourself". :-o Ive never been so offended in my life. What makes me seem like that? He's probably a "fag" hater

Well thanks for the advice. I'm not a stalker or an emo. Just troubled haha you may as well lock this thread now, doesn't seem popular

Yeh I'm sorry for the generic emo style topic. But breaking up in a relationship is a pretty real and hard thing to go through. I was rushed when I posted the thread..so sorry if it's hard to read. Im not being emo, I dont think anyone is happy to get dumped . So all I'm looking for is some advice on how to approach getting dumped . Please don't lock it , and please post some fun stories/ advice. Cheeers! What I'm really asking is.... Would u stay friends with your ex? I shouldve just posted that really lol