confessNE

Hentai thread Because the world needs more hentai I AM ADDICTED

I R ARTICHOKE. R U ARTICHOKE?

Gunpei Yokoi's death was no accident. I was paid big money by a Nintendo bigwig to assassinate him and make it look like an accident. Im being genuine about sleeping with the baby sitter. Its happened more than once since aswell, its lust not love. I love my wife but the baby sitter is so incredibly hot its stupid. I feel really shitty about it though and havnt seen her for ages, its hard because she is a friend of the family. But yeah, its tru not made up.

I enjoyed Hydlide on the NES.

I find Rez funny

Im getting severly creeped out by rez's peado jokes, starting to beleive there is truth behind them.

I slept with my 16 year old baby sitter while my wife was out.

I once had a manager at my workplace who was a total cunt. One day, they wanted me to order a tongue bar for them from the internet. Once it arrived, I wiped it on my genitals and handed it to them the next day. Always brings a smile to think of it.

I knew a guy when i was younger like 14/15. We ended up fooling around (Im a dude), to the point of blowjobs and the slightest bit of sex. Really weird seen as how im not gay but that happened.

I am hideously attracted to fat people. REALLY fat people.

I met a girl in a club and took her back to mine, did the deed and went to sleep. Woke up in the morning feeling awful and this girl was boring me with her chat and just wouldn't take the hint to leave. She was adamant that we should meet up soon and that she would text me later on that day to arrange something. She went to the bathroom... I took her phone while she was out the room and deleted my number from it.

A couple of years ago I ruined jayseven's christmas when I went to his house and told his parents that he was watching me and my teenage daughter through binoculars.

I feel hate towards my father. I see him as this guy that I don't want to grow into, but I see his traits in me more and more. That makes me frustrated. When I was growing up I found a stash of porn (which I saw as a betrayal of my mother) and some of it seemed gay. What am I supposed to do with that when it's my dad?

I had sex with my cousin, at a family wedding. Weird.

Please do go via proxies guys. The IPs are actually a click away from every post if you're a mod. This is a test to check that proxies work. Also maybe it will mean people will post actual confessions rather than boring nonsense.

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been 6,314 days since my last confession. I have broken the most important sin of all. I have worshipped another god. This god created the universe with its thousand arms and then created three beings to look upon the Space-Time Continuum. It can unleash its judgment at will on others, of varying power depending on certain cirumstances. It is my god. It has done more for me than any god is. I shall create a church in his honour. The church of latter day Arceus

I once masturbated to a video of two goats having sex.

Hi. I am one of the consoles from the "128-bit" generation. My dirty little secret is that I am not really 128-bit, I am 32-bit. That's right. My general purpose registers are only 32-bit. I got away with calling myself 128-bit because of my vector registers. To say that I am 128-bit because of that is to say Nintendo 64 is also 128-bit. To be honest, none of us were 128-bit. We were all 32-bit... well, except for PlayStation 2; she was 64-bit. At least I can take pride in knowing that I did not claim a maximum polygon count one hundred times larger than what I could ever hope to possibly produce in a real game.

I see dead people

I looked at the ip address, and now I'm not man enough to admit that I was wrong.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Kupo *new person* I have a man-crush on Jayseven

confessNE once spoke in first person, confessNE felt dirty. I am totally in love with Captain Falcon. He's like a god among men and you guys don't know how luck you are to have him on here - I want his babies. And if any of you even think about stealing him from me, I'll hunt you down and give all your personal details to Rez!

I shot the Sheriff. I did not, however, shoot his deputy.

I have a girlfriend and constantly end up flirting with other woman, going out with them and recieving picture message of there naked bodies and I feel bad for it, but keep doing it. Makes me feel rubbish but I love the attention.