Dyson

I'm on my way to London to go play some unreleased Nintendo games for work. Woe is me..

The day drew to a close. The men surrounded Diageo. They knew it within him. He was it - the final piece of the puzzle. As they drew ever closer, the man started to panic. Pulling out his masks, attempting different disguises to try and fool the town but it was too late, they could see right through him. He checked his watch to see if he had enough finally stoed up enough energy to use the cloak function, and at just the right time heard a little *beepbeep!* noise coming from the watch - and instantly disappeared. The town were in shock. Where the hell had he gone?! Diageo invisibly ran as fast as he could towards the Red Button building, absolutely determined to finish the task that Dyson had left behind with his death. He was promised escape from the failing land of Dystopia via air transport if he set the bomb, and knew that it was his only hope - they had worked out that Diageo was an Infiltrator, and that he was Evil. They had worked out that he would always apear good when investigated, due to his masks that would allow him to appear as innocent as a saint. If he wanted to survive he had to activate the bomb that Dyson had planted so that others wouldn't be able to live in his funland after his demise, that he allegedly set up because he "didn't want to die alone, or let people share in the spoils [without him]." He slipped past the guards that previously blocked his way and made his way up to the very top of the building, right as the cloak ran out. "No matter," thought Diageo. Who else could possibly be up here?! "Stop!" cried a distant figure. The town were quick on his heels. Luckily, Dyson's final invention before he died was to invent 5D glasses. The fifth dimension was the one you would slip in to upon activating the spy watch, and conveniently enough the glasses would allow you to see invisible objects and people. Available from all good retailers. Diageo looked over his shoulder in fear; someone knew he was there. Deciding to ignore the prompt, he started sprinting towards the massive, house-sized button and went to throw himself on to it to activate the timer that would send along his escape vehicle. He got to the edge and prepared to jump when he froze to the spot, completely unable to move. All of a sudden, despite coming this far, he was unable to handle the pressure of the situation any more, and simply imploded on the spot. This pleased Dyson. "How ironic," thought his ghost. Diageo was dead. The mafia were eliminated, and the town have won. Congratulations to jayseven, Ellmeister, mr-paul and Tales!

Haha, is mine still active? Alright then..

Yes! What happened to you?

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Just that I'd be in love if Anonymous masks had everyone wearing egyptian masks rather than V masks. (Obviously that sidesteps the symbolism of it all but that's irrelevant ) As in:

Good stuff! These would be my favourite Anamanaguchi tracks other than Airbrushed (which is probably their most popular song): And the 8 minute epic (honestly do stick with it, it is so worth it): They have some singles available for free download on their website. Go get 'em. OH I FORGOT THIS ONE IT IS AMAZING Basically, go get all their stuff, right now, because it's awesome. And if it sounds familiar? They did the soundtrack for the Scott Pilgrim XBLA/PSN game.

That's incredible. If you were a few years earlier you could have set the Anonymous mask.

I used to always shit myself when you got to the bit where the water rose. It genuinely scared me as a kid. I still don't like it now! And the boss wouldn't have been a major problem if it weren't for the flipping floor tiles. Too many lives have been lost falling off the bottom of the level

Post-apocolyptic? Oh Peeps

I have failed you, Master Rummy

No, I was definitely roleblocked by someone with a large ice beam power.

This'll wake your ears up. My recent favourite band.

Man. I just wanna do it all again this weekend.

I can dig it. Vote: No Lynch

Rummy = instant meme.

It was a complete surprise meeting you and Shorty there and I think you must be the easiest person to talk to for the first time I've ever met. It was a real pleasure And Shorty too for that matter. Pretty much the best time.

I watched it for like the sixth or seventh time (and the for the second time with London Girl) from her Sky+ and I (we) still love it. I keep noticing different things each time. Like Young Neil eating a coin at the end My favourite film.

I was roleblocked whilst targetting The Peeps.

Revisited The Postal Service earlier. I've been neglecting them the past couple of years. Brings back memories of a few summers ago.. good times. If only there was more than one album

And replaced his eyes.

I can't believe people are still talking about that trailer. Although I guess it's a good thing, in that there's nothing else to fault with how it's looking at the moment..

I have you not on Facebook thus have been unable to tag you. Here are few from my collection of the weekend! Apologies for blurriness, using a phone camera doesn't produce the best results. Small group shot: Daft and his new best friend: SO MANY COLOURS: Drinking, looking lost on the church steps: Co-operative drawing commences: Bard gets aggressive and Shorty drinks: My own private show: Shame about the blurriness, these two are the most adorable couple and this photo helps show just how photogenic they are: Shorty, Nami and Mcoy's Slave. I want Shorty's hoodie: Seven evil exes.. with Shorty and Nami adding their own characters afterwards: Bonus picture! HELLO KITTY: