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even so, these are still changes in presentation, and won't affect the way a game feels or plays. the only change i read about is the use of your starship and the controls, offcourse, and those are adequatly praised. i guess my point being that the "low" score isn't that low at all and doesn't have a wii-hating taste to it. this is a great game, and the score says "great". so they have issues with some aspects, it's still an opinion, not a universal benchmark. on a side note, i hate these gamespot assholes; how do they come to imagine that their fat ugly mugs are anywhere near as important as footage when reviewing any game. seriously. is someone waiting for those vile fastfood mauls to appear every now and then and speak? it's vanity, and terribly misplaced at that. i mean, for fuck sake, he even waggles his fucking head from left to right the entire time, looking at the camera in some bizzar angle. so maybe his neck can't support the weight and he was populair in the circus, that's no reason to feature yourself in a video of a nintendo game. and the other asshole who reviewed zelda was defected too. he seemed thoroughly unhappy for some reason. lack of vitamins perhaps. small penis is more likely though. i dig the chick from gametrailers. she's hot. yeah. she smiles at me. makes me all nervous.

i thought it was made clear that the adventure aspects of the game are notably tuned down and everything is more staight forward. i wasn't talking about the more efficient aiming mechanics.

so what? voice acting, multiple environments (or planets, however they take form) and cinematics have been around for quite some time. just because nintendo decides they want it in a game doesn't mean they are pioneers... these things could have been in metroid prime 1 and it still wouldn't have been a "great leap forward". it's a standard for the genre for years, so don't get too excited when not everybody is impressed. i mean, these things were already rule rather than exception on the ps1, some hundred years ago. you don't see 360 fanboys going "oh look, we have voiceacting in halo 3!". and what's with the "we made the game more easy for casual gamers" bullcrap. i thought metroid was for the hardcore gamers. when i play a game that nintendo deams worthy of hardcore label i want to get my dick sucked, and not concider my gramms who might have trouble finding her way trough some impossible maze. that maze is my fucking problem.

i think steven seagal should be the new kirk. his carreer could use the boost. that being said, i have never seen a single episode or movie from star trek, that includes all series.

how is an epic 3rd person adventure game set in a colorfull world filled with a great variety of creatures supposed to feel like an on rail space shooter?

great! you can store up to one entire controller in the thing!

my wii ain't even in sight. what do i give a fuck about how it stands. it works, and that's fantastic.

under development for twenty fucking years

so are these two assholes chav? i'm unfamiliar with the concept. i mean, how do you destinguish the fake of chavness from the genuine bad motherfuckers on mere sight?

or one death star. the only problem with death stars is that you get these religious people telling you what's best.

so there'll be an explosion too. the plot thickens, as do the shitty trenches.

i'm not sure what, but some food that makes your shit expand vastly in amount, liquid and smell like a thousand deaths. when one dies, one shits. always. the whole motivation being that nobody executes me without getting their hands dirty. that will be me, laughing my ass off from the afterlife, whilst some copper is mopping my shit together in a corner. great.

i'm sure they'll think of something, but it makes me wonder. how about that. tha game ain't even out yet and i'm talking 'bout a sequel.

this galaxy thing has me wondering what the next mario will look like. i mean, how does one top "galaxy". aren't much more places to go.

there's more to it than meets the eye... but yeah. his fucking haircut tells quite a story.

leon is gay. check out his haircut. seriously.

game and watch. but unlike the mario bros one seen in a pic above, the screens were on top of each other, like wit the ds. you had to climb with some character to fight a dragon, using an axe or something... it's all a little vague with the experience being almost 20 years ago, and me being only four years old or something at the time. who keeps track anymore.

by appearing?

by walking?

clock town had massive framedrops.

maybe because they don't really care about which franchise is most represented, and they just want the most broad scale of gameplay possible.

read somewhere that in the us version of re4 you don't have difficulty settings. any truth to that? i don't understand why. i suppose medium difficulty would be the standard. but medium really is rather easy. and easy really is a piss. there is also an amateur option on the non-us ps2 versions, even more easy than easy. that doesn't make any fucking sense. how easy can this game get. in my opinion pro is the standard. only pro does the series survival horror roots justice. the rest is a james bond flick; grab a gun and kill everything in sight. on pro you will be dodging like a nancy. and concidering leon's haircut that's a given. great fucking game. so i was just playing seperate ways, some golden watch falls into a heap of shit and the bitch in the red dress refuses to pick it up. how about that. finally a video game character with balls, and... you know... it's a girl. she could have been hotter though. i don't know, she seems a bit stretched. i'm fine with the smaller tits, as i have been enduring small tits my entire fucking life, but her ass could use some more volume. so this is what it should have been; but for some reason the in-game model is nowhere like that. and what's with the broad shoulders? isn't an oldskool tommy machinegun and a massive bodycount masculine enough?

if you could walk and shoot at the same time this game would be worthless. you can't strafe for the same reason. the game lays out a certain pattern in wich you can act to progress. and the entire game is build around this certain pattern. like on a chessboard, it would be much more easy if your pawn could jump five squares forward. but it just isn't that kind of game.

shaolin soccer. mind-bending. great. stephen chow really understands his style. 6/10

student of film. you know, the director thing. great. also a failed mid-level gangster. i'm just far too kind for that shit.