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"Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "Attention...Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Wallawalla Bing Bang. That is all!"

One is the lonliest number that will ever dooooooo, lol, just kidding Oh I know the type of "fans" you mean on YouTube, lol. I had one person messaging me on my YouTube account about how Villa are the best and about how I'm a shit person because I support Blues and stuff like that. I just blocked them, got better things to do than argue with some sort of troublemaker on YouTube, haha Anyways, this member map is a great idea. It's amazing to see how many people around the UK and the World visit here

Well, we can't have people thinking Villa are the only team in Birmingham and besides, I seem to be the only Blues fan here so...might as well Are there other Birmingham City supporters here though or am I the only one?

I agree. I can't believe you kept so cool after all this. I would have probably threatened him, lol. But you did the right thing so you can now look forward to a happier future without her (I'm sorry if it seems a little harsh considering she was your partner for three years and I can't begin to imagine how much this is hurting you but I'm speaking through truth). You seem like a good guy Tapedeck and I can't believe all of this happens to good guys like you. But don't worry, what goes around, comes around. People will know what her and the other guy is really like one day. Anyway, Dannyboy-the-Dane's right, if you feel like you're getting harassed from them in any way, you immediately tell the police everything. Oh and I'd still keep those texts...just in case. But good luck mate, I mean that

The Happening Funniest. Movie. Ever...Oh wait, it's not a comedy is it? 2/10 Step Up 2: The Streets Watched it twice now and I still think it's brilliant 7/10 Chakushin Ari (One Missed Call) I liked the japanese and the american version but the japanese version is WAY better 8/10

I agree about that. Nobody should underestimate a person's power over the opposite sex, it could happen to anyone (sadly good guys/girls) Anyways Tapedeck, good job on telling her grandparents and father, she can't use that "I'll tell my Dad you raped me" card now and even better, the grandparents and her dad is on your side so if she does decide to go to the police, they'll probably back you up. But as I said earlier, try to get out of this mess and have NOTHING to do with her ever again, she's trouble! Oh yeah, don't delete those texts, they could come in handy if she decides to pull tricks.

I can't believe she said that! That's just plain outrageous! It's a shame you can't get her back in her own game and record a conversation on your phone about her admitting she's lying about the rape thing... But yeah, I would totally move on. She's no good! If it was me, I would never want anything to do with anything associated to her ever again because it's only going to give you hassle for the rest of your life.

I'm sorry to hear about this dude, but yeah, from what you told us, I'd say she is the one to blame (but do you know if he's shit-stirring and lying to you?). Anyways, just change your simcard, create a new e-mail address, create a new facebook and that (if you put a picture of yourself on there, don't do it for a few months, til everything cools down) tell the friends you trust (not her mates just in case they might tell the guy) and never speak to her or that guy again because to be fair, it sounds like they're hassling you and that's something nobody needs in life. If he carries on harassing you, do what you said earlier, get a few mates with you. You saw a photo of this guy, right? What did he look like? Big? Thin? Could you take him on in a fight if it came to it? And if you're going out, stay in public places so there are witnesses about. Can't you report it to the police for harrassment?

I didn't like Rachel's 1st performance (Rule the World) but the last one was spectacular! JLS were just plain crap so Rachel should have won the sing-off. JLS were everywhere with the wrong notes and they were just awful. Shame she's gone But...Britney week next week Diana + Everytime = WIN! It would be hilarious to see Ogun sing 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman' and Ruth should sing 'Boom Boom' Now THAT would be AWESOME!!!

Rita, Sue and Bob too Probably the best British movie ever made, lol. Gotta laugh at the old man on the balcony, lmao. 10/10 This is England Brilliant, simply brilliant 8.5/10

I like both IT Crowd and Big Bang Theory, though I think Big Bang Theory's a little better. I can't wait for tonight's episodes but they clash with Heroes. It's a good thing there's E4+1

Yeah, it's called Klonoa: Empire of Dreams. It was pretty hard to find but I managed to get it from eBay. It's a great platformer. There's also another GBA one called Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament which I can't get

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I do too and I potentially think it would be better now with more celebs making prats out of themselves, lmao. They should have done X Factor finalists like Ogun and Rachel, that would have been funny to see how they would take them on Bo-Selecta-Style, lol.

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I potentially had to post this. Too potentially funny for people to potentially miss.

WOOHOO! DANIEL'S GONE!!! Finally, the public saw through his sympathy card. With every song he says "This one is for my wife...who's dead" or "This is for my family/kids". He tried it with the last song he performed but it didn't work. I think what he did was disrespectful to his dead wife, using her as an excuse to progress through the show. When they said Rachel was against Daniel, I thought "Oh no!" but I'm glad the judges saw sense and put Rachel through. Ogun's next to go! Alexandra was great, JLS...hmmm and Rachel and Diana was really good as well.

Seriously going to be one heck of an awesome movie! I can't wait for it!!! Shame it's released in July otherwise we'd be seeing it right now.

Great, thanks. I thought it might be a brilliant movie to watch Forgot one other movie... Shaun of the Dead I friggin' love this movie, it's fantastic and so hilarious. But then again, I'm a massive zombie movie fan so no doubt I was going to love it anyway, lol. 8/10

Saw V I can honestly say I liked this movie. It answered some questions that I was asking, the traps were great and yeah,[spoiler=]"I did like the 5-people-5-rooms trap" , the only thing I didn't like was the actor who plays Hoffman, he was a little crap. Oh yeah, and I believe how it ended and half-seen it coming. [spoiler=]"I thought Strahm would screw up in a trap towards the end" . All in all though, it was a great movie and is an improvement from Saw IV. 7/10 I really want to see Zack and Miri make a porno, if anybody has seen it, could you tell me whether it's worth watching

Quantum of Solace: PS2 Pretty good game, graphics are great and I like the gameplay too. But I don't like it doing all the action sequences and stuff for me 8/10 The Simpsons Game: Wii I like this game alot. It's funny, the levels are great, the graphics are OK as well but I'm more of a gameplay guy so I don't mind the graphics 8/10 Tetris DS I'm in love with this game, it's so effin fantastic. Especially Wi-fi mode. 9/10 High School Musical 3: Wii Bit like Samba de Amigo but HSM-style. It's surprisingly great. 7.5/10

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Don't disturb us! We want some alone time...by that we mean we wanna shag, possibly a bit of foreplay, you know how it is! Get the lube ready honey!

Congratulations dude