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  1. I'd like to have the imperial march played, myself.

     

    During the eulogies, I'd like to play the start of the imperial march (the 'don-didily-don-don' part), and have that looped, then when the coffin itself is going down, the infamous orchestral part plays. Call me old fashioned, but I'dlike to go out with a bang, myself.

  2. 5. Jacobs Ladder - Like Donnie Darko but about a Vietnam veteran, and superior in every way imho.

    4. The Usual Suspects - Rather good romp. Nice twist at the end.

    3. 12 Angry Men - Gripping drama. Nearly 50 years old, but still worth seeing

    2. Pulp Fiction - Awesome and original film. Hell, you know what I'm talking about.

    1. Goldfinger - Well, any Connery Bond film, really, but Goldfinger just blows everything away, from the Girl in Gold, to the convenient '007' at the end. Best film ever.

     

    Honourable mentions to:

     

    Donnie Darko

    Back to the Future

    Dog Day Afternoon

    Reservoir Dogs

    and Kill Bill vol. 1.

  3. Saying melted cheese on toast is very nice is like saying the holocaust was a bit over the top. It's so great, it doesn't really need mentioning, but it has, so I'll talk some more.

     

    Used to love it with kilos of the stuff on, but it's nice with just a little anyway. Also liked it with ham. Never had it with Worcester sauce though; is that any good?

     

    Haven't had it in years, now I you made me have a massive hankering for it. death to thee.

  4. I have to admit, I have a teeny, weeny addiction to fizzy drinks as well. I drink about 2 or 3 cans a day. One in school, and one or two at home. I've tried to quit many times, and failed. The best I can do now is cut down, which I have done in a way, as I used to drink much more.

     

    I also starting to have a small addiction to music. Seriously, I listen to it too much these days.

  5. Dogs.

     

    Not that I like them alot, its just that cats suck. All they ever do is eat sleep, and in the case of my mom's two, try and trip you up. They also don't eat all their food, making my garage smell, and giving me the pleasure of cleaning out their bowl almost everyday.

     

    I like dogs though. They're playful and fluffy.

  6. Get a muthafuckin' job. Not just try and do half arsed attempts like last year, but get off my arse and look for one.

     

    If I don't have one by the end of the year, then I may have to join the TA, for money, credit (for CV's) and generally something to do.

  7. I see your PC World ads, and raise you the recent Hallmark ad, or some occasion card.

     

    Basically, this guy gets this card for his Mom for getting this new job, and it all gets mushy and all. I mean, it's so painful to watch. People don't want to watch that in advert breaks, and neither the cringe-worthy line "nice to talk like this, with me and the door."

     

    Also, why do they need to advertise cards. Surely that's one of the few things where advertising does not have an affect, for example, when was the last time you were looking for a card and said, "This is pretty nice, but its not made by Hallmark, so no." They might be advertising a shop full of their cards, but I've yet to see that on the street.

     

    And also by the look of the controller, the kid is playing a Gamecube. Surely he knows gamecubes are for kids. (I kid, I kid).

  8. Being the sad git I am, I devised a top 10 ages ago, so, enjoy...

     

    1.Greg Lake- I Believe in Father Christmas

    2.John Lennon and Yoko Ono- Happy Xmas (War is Over)

    3.Band Aid- Do They Know it's Xmas

    4.Wizzard- I Wish it Could be Christmas Evertyday

    5.The Pogues- Fairytale of New York

    6.Slade- Merry Xmas Everybody

    7.Jona Lewy- Stop the Cavalry

    8.Mud- Lonley this Christmas

    9.Bo' Selecta- Proper Crimbo (No seriously!)

    10.David Bowie and Bing Crosby- Peace on Earth

  9. Erm... Spongebob Squarepants? That just pisses on everything else.

     

    Out of whats there, Simpsons or American Dad. I'll go with the Simpsons, because I've just been watching Season 6 for the last few weeks, and nothing has ever touched that in greatness and hilarity.

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