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Kudos to the moderator that changed the thread title to its current satirical status.

Jesus, it's Jesus! Epic Jesus photo.

Rummy, your hair invariably looks better short. It's as much to do with good looks as it is with smartness in this situation, my friend.

Your mother doesn't like you girlfriend? Dump her.

Actually, sticking any body part in a paper shredder is generally a no-go.

Too funny: Look what i just found; http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/PenisManCutsOffThrowsPolice.html Too funny. Lobbing your dick at police? Classic.

OK guys, here's how to find out whether you're dreaming or not (ie you're lucid dreaming): -Pinch yourself. If you don't feel pain, then you're dreaming. -Hold your nose. If you can still breathe with your mouth shut, you're dreaming. - Look in a mirror. Mirrors in dreams are always distorted or scary (hence why you can't ever seem to remember how you look in dreams). If it is, you'r dreaming. -Look at a digital watch. Look away, then look back. The time will have distorted completely- it will now display and entirely different time, or will have disappered altogether. -Look in a book. Books seldom have text in dreams, but if it does, close it then re-open it. The content will have dramatically changed.

Amen, death to Islam and let's kill all those dirty Muslims! [sarcasm/] I'm not even going to debate this post with you... that's your beliefs, and at the end, they'll still be your beliefs, so why bother?

Dawkins really needs to chill out and go and get laid. However typical of a theist that may sound, it's true. It's like the man has devoted his entire life to destroying religion- I personally think it's sad and desperate. The God Dillusion was fine (although not itself wthout flaws), but now the guy is starting to come off as a bit of a fundamentalist. He's entitled to his opinion, but his opinion comes across as both arrogant and ignorant. And now he's provoked an expected response. All I can do now is hope wholeheartedly that this new 'advert' annoys Dawkins over an argument to which he started.

The Sun is pathetic. It reports on non-essential, low stories on its front cover, then, a few pages back, decides to say 'Oh, and by the way, over a thousand people have died in Gaza, but that's no-where near as important as our D-list celebrity special...' The Independent is the best, although papers are literally yesterdays news.

This is awkward... Suffice to say, it's every bit as big in every boy's teenagehood as school or football.

Well, I've just got told to fuck off from an MSN conversation by someone when I invited their friend into the conversation. I'm not sure whether they're joking or not. Meh, I'm not used to being rejected.

I'm more concerned with your poor comparison than a previous thread.

That is indeed fantastic. Despite being a Christian, Obama, unlike Bush, actually has two brain cells to string together. As a keen scientist and a practicing Christian, I'm very excited to see what Obama can do to America in terms of scientific advancement that Bush wouldn't allow to happen.

Odeon has ridiculous ticket prices. I alway end up going to Empire now.

How hypocritical that a nation that has abandoned its racist past focuses so much on Obama's skin colour. I've every faith that he's going to be a great president, and no man could be more deserving of the job. He's young, has big ambitions, and is rebuking Bush's wrongs already. But he's awesome because of his policies- not his ethnic background. That said, however, it is truly amazing that America, a land where black people have been persecuted for centuries, has finally gotten an African-American President.

So that makes it alright? The difference is, that you've conveniently left out, is that the majority of the people in the Falklands want to be a part of the United Kingdom. They want to. How dare you compare an overseas territory where the majority of people want to be part of the UK to Tibet, a land struggling with freedom of religion, oppression by the Chinese Government, and where the majority want independence? Check your facts out before making a bold, and, thus, untrue statement like that next time. All that, and I can't be bothered to comment on the thread's topic.

Sexism disgusts me. Then again, I hardly think feminism is the perfect remedy.

rokhed would know all about that. (Love you)

The Size of Our World [/center]

I want Alexandra to win. She's got a great voice, and she is, however childish it sounds, incredibly fit.

I watched this last night, merely because leona lewis was performing. She didn't diasappoint.

It just makes me feel really insignificant. It makes me think 'nothing I can ever do will ever make a difference', a defeating thought.

Congratulations. Although, tbh, the name is a little... unfashionable.

Is it true mate that only 8 people are online at the same time? If so, does this make for a boring experience?