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Why thank you......oh, i see. You meant.....sorry.

I went out the day before yesterday, didnt buy anything, but managed to catch flu...awesome.

I got a new camera phone for xmas, so here are some of me i took with it.

One of my favourite ever adverts was for the original xbox, and there was a maggot....that danced....cant remember much else.

No. Spank the gurn, or alternatively, gurn up the spank spank.

hehe, my mate has a flat just around the corner from there, an we stayed there in the summer, it was great. my best holiday has to be my last one which was a safari in the Masai Mara then a beach holiday in the seychelles.

I would never cheat on my current girlfriend, and i hope she would never cheat on me. As for one night stands, i dont think i could ever have one, as i am fairly shy and it would take a lot to sleep with a complete stranger.

Please dont tell me you sit in that chair and watch the screen Oli? That cant be good for you...

thats because you are a woman. You like GA becasue of the laydees first, then grow to like their music.

I applaud thee for that pun. Top punning.

What is it with those? Why do girls love them so much? I just dont understand them....

Lets just hope his bark is worse than his bite..........

Apparently, they are going to close the pyramids to tourist in a couple of years forever, because people are ruining them by walking all over them. You had better hurry if you want to see them.

I think that should be 'why is Santa so merry?'

*watches with interest as Xeal gets stoned, hung, drawn and quartered by hoards of Neighbours fans*

My favourite is Jona Louis - Stop the cavalry, although i do like Mariah Carey - All i want for Xmas is you, because i kissed my gf for the first time to it. *soppy moment* Yes Eevil, i agree with you on Fairytale of new york, i dont see it as that special.

I would do it, but unfortunatley my Irish accent amounts to 'begorrah' and 'potatos'

Thats the same one we had in our kitchen at Uni.....£9.99 from woolworths?

I'll stick myself in the waiting list i think....although it seems to be quite a long list. I'm 6ft 3 and 13 stone.\ there are plenty of photos of me floating around.

Rather depressingly, i am getting your old one for Christmas. My old one is the Nokia3210 or something old and bricklike. Whats the K700i like?

OMG! There is an actual Ewok in that last pic! Its peering out from behind the christmas tree!

Please, tell us more. What do you have planned? Which lucky lady is in for a treat?

Dude! Great to have you back. To be honest, ive been at uni too, and havent been posting on here either.....i just didnt make such a song and dance when i got back..... Oh well, i can use your thread for the same purpose. Basically i went to uni, met some cool people, met my even cooler girlfriend, and had many great laffs. Can't wait to go back in January!

I watched Lemony Snickett yesterday, you may want to see it if you are a Carey fan.

Happy Birthday! May your day be full of happiness.