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Word up Bookmon, SHABBA!

I'm hoping it'll lead to the murder of Bree, who seems to be stringing along both Rachel and Summer and it just isn't needed. Watching her waddle off reminded me of her terrible fashion sense. Weird tight black leggings with a white polka dot skirt!? NOOO! As for this Drew stuff, I've got a feeling it'll lead to the naming of the child perhaps.

The Felix As Good As It Looks ad. Firstly the woman wouldn't start fisting the product that much, maybe she's a really bored housewife. Who knows. But the fact that the food looks nothing like what's being shown pisses me off, as a cat owner. The stuff does look different, flaky indeed. But the pieces are far smaller than the advert would have you believe and covered in the jellyish stuff most cat foods are. Good advert time. "Oooh yes it's me again!" Barry Scott deserves a knighthood.

I last watched The Incredibles today, for the second time. The first time I wasn't that impressed but was eager to give it a second chance. I can remember two funny parts but the rest was just entertainment; "You tell me where my super suit is woman!" "You married Elastigirl?! .. And Got BUSY!?" Classic.

My last sexual partner could be construed as a goth, she was lovely. The only lasting impression on me was a liking for H.I.M, and I'm not ashamed of that.

I disagree, I've only seen that John Culshaw/Ozzie Osbourne advert once but enjoyed it. As for not telling the difference I was living a life thinking that buttery taste [unknown of the title] Flora was actually butter, but imagine my shock when I discovered Flora was margerine

There's nothing wrong with a goth.

If Midsomer Murders is on at night the horror will certainly be shown in the afternoon, hell maybe even the morning before Neighbours/Countdown/Deal Or No Deal.

Yes, because reading it under cover of daylight makes it shit.

Molotov her house, then your mum won't be heartless enough to cast her out onto the street, would she? [she's also got no close living relatives or friends. Use that nugget.]

Molotov Cocktail through a window should solve the problem.

I'd have to say Diamond was even more annoying. Joe Scully and the Aussie influence wins it for me. Plus in Diamond you have that woman saying "that means I can get to spend my money on the things I really want" as she puts on a disgusting beanie hat.

No he doesn't! Charlie is super cute.

Russian Blue, as per my Cat.

To quote Lee Evans; Fucking Right Love!

So it seems, but I'm going to keep it here. No reason.

Wilbur Smith - River God. Slam in the synopsis remix, Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs. A kingdom built on gold. A legend shattered by greed... Now the Valley of the Kings lies ravaged by war, drained of its lifeblood, as weak men inherit the cherished crown. City of Thebes. The Festival of Osiris. Loyal subjects of the Pharaoh gather to pay homage to their leader, but Taita - a wise and formidably gifted eunuch slave - sees him only as a symbol of a kingdom's fading glory. Beside Taita stand his protégés: Lostris, daughter of Lord Intef, beautiful beyond her fourteen years; and Tanus, proud young army officer, whose father was betrayed by Lord Intef, Chief Vizier of Egypt whose power is second in wealth only to the Pharaoh. Tanus and Lostris are deeply in love, but unbeknown to them, their union is impossibility. Taita is the slave of Lord Intef. It was Intef who had Taita castrated as a young boy after he found that he had slept with a young slave girl. Together Taita, Lostris and Tanus share a dream -- to restore the majesty of the Pharaoh of Pharaohs on the glittering banks of the Nile.

Quality flash animation that was.

This DFS sale with "word" on it. They say "pick on it" then proceed to show a kid with a shit eating grin about to pick his nose and they stop him!? Is he allowed to pick on it or what? Then "Sleep/Dream" on it. They're one and the same, both are not needed. That Britney Spears perfume advert is wank also.

I noticed that today, enraged me beyond belief.

Venom indeed on occasions has the large chin, but that's normally when his face [even when seen from a side view] isn't as a level as a ruler. Nose theory? This is what I see. Note the skull isn't at the same angle.

If that's Venom, he has the nose hole of a skull and one massive chin.

Pop quiz hotshot.

Looks more like a robotic skull, or even the Goblin suit more than Venom I say.

I'd have to say a tie. Demolition Man and Judge Dredd [which I enjoyed] Vs Last Action Hero and Total Recall... can't be done.