Haden

They've stolen the ultimate Donkey. And brought NE to the brink of destruction. Now one manboy is all that stands in their way. Prov Donk 3, M and M eater, retrival by any means necessary. From NE!

Is there a vid with this?

Skip to 7.07 You're trying to take the donkey? Take? I'm having it returned... What! You and Ell are still... Ell this is bad. Long time no see Haden. You're? Yes it's me!

Your points are relative to your league position. So 1 point is for bottom 2 points for 2nd from bottom etc. I could do it for wins etc but I thought this would be a fairer way of doing it. Some people also wanted me to add up scores week on week, after this test run next season I will ask people how they want the alliance league to work.

I don't know where this alliance league is going, what I see here falls under xpert confidentiality. My Uncle Rez, the guy I am going to hell for. Ell is better at taking care of his alliance than Haden. You may run the Lower League but you don't run this one! Here is where the results get difficult. This is our alliance and that's the way it stays. The difference between me and you? Inter you're going to hell when you die! How are you feeling now? Fine back at xpert. Week 11 The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 5 J7, 9 Bubbles 24 points New Nexus: 4 Haden, 9 Rising Phoenix, 10 All Stars, 23 points Chartreuse Trio: 7 MadDog,6 Rez, 8 Peeps 21 points The Final Three: 6 Odwin, 8 Tales, 3 Cube 17 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 7 Recall United, 5 ZimmerFrame FC, 14 points Interhawk Federation: 3 Inter, 2 Seahawks, 6 FedEx 11 points Week 11 New Nexus: 5 Haden, 10 Rising Phoenix, 10 All Stars, 25 points Chartreuse Trio: 9 MadDog,7 Rez, 9 Peeps 25 points The Hurricanes: 11 Elites, 3 J7, 7 Bubbles 21 points The Final Three: 7 Odwin, 9 Tales, 4 Cube 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 6 Recall United, 5 ZimmerFrame FC, 13 points Interhawk Federation: 3 Inter, 2 Seahawks, 6 FedEx 11 points Btw if the end result ends in a tie I will be adding up overall scores so the Trio may well find itself at an advantage.

Who are you anyway? I will tell you everyone you want to know if you come where I am that is. Where are you? Very close by. Rez that's not Ell. Rez you've been talking to... IT'S ME REZ Aw son of a bitch What! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG REZ!

How is everyones youth academy doing btw? I have been investing 300k and mine is at 3.5 stars.

After a horrid start to the season really started to grind out the wins and draws, I hope I can keep this up and fight for 3rd place!

There's Xpert then there's work. Week 10 The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 4 J7, 8 Bubbles 22 points Chartreuse Trio: 8 MadDog,7 Rez, 7 Peeps 22 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 8 Rising Phoenix, 9 All Stars, 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 9 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 17 points The Final Three: 6 Odwin, 6 Tales, 5 Cube 17 points Interhawk Federation: 4 Inter, 2 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 11 points Week 11 The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 5 J7, 9 Bubbles 24 points New Nexus: 4 Haden, 9 Rising Phoenix, 10 All Stars, 23 points Chartreuse Trio: 7 MadDog,6 Rez, 8 Peeps 21 points The Final Three: 6 Odwin, 8 Tales, 3 Cube 17 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 7 Recall United, 5 ZimmerFrame FC, 14 points Interhawk Federation: 3 Inter, 2 Seahawks, 6 FedEx 11 points

Is this your landlady?

There is no way he will let me get the double over him our mutual rivalry is only topped by yours with him. I shall try my best it would take loads of pressure off me even to get a point. Having said that he played Bruise and took out one of my regular midfielders like the psycho he is. Quite a cool trend of all the home teams scoring 3 today.

It's a shame cause there is no way in hell unless someone wins the lottery that we will all be VIPs by next season lol. Yeh it does make it pretty damn long maybe we could have a cup at the end of season 20 or just before? That we make instead and play by friendlies. I'm not in the relegation zone! Wooooooooo!

Call to Arms Got two requests for you guys. Firstly Lower and Middle League Chaps, your seasons ends quite neatly at the end of August. While us Top Leaguers will be battling until the 2nd week of September. To prevent mass boredom I wondered if anyone wanted to make some sort of tourney for the lower leagues when that happens? I am suggesting it now so it can be created easily and everyone will know about it. Also for everyone, next season is Season 20 and will be a special occasion, not only is it our 20th season but it will be the 4 year anniversary since Oddy created the league. If anyone has any ideas or things they want to do to launch into our 20th season then feel free to post, PM, discuss etc... Anyway enough about next season, just thought I would give the heads up on those two issues to give everyone time to have a think. I will be giving quick reports to catch up soon (basically just the awards) feel free to do the same Middle and Lower League reporters. I am on Summer break now so hopefully once I am caught up I can carry on in detail. What are we waiting for? To see what kind of hell breaks loose.

When I first started playing Xpert was a far simpler place. It was all just Odwin and Losers. But it didn't stay like that. Next came the summer of the Four. Dyson, Haden, Elites and Rovers arrived on the scene. There were teams spending 10mil econ over 12 seasons not getting anywhere, in the same league with the teams up promoting their teams in 3 seasons. Alliances changed everything. Always remember one day all the teams in the lower leagues will win the top league. They won't leave it to the usual teams like me. Not when they finally figure out how much econs there are to be made not millions f%$@ing billions. Top League winning teams in 3 seasons of joining, giving users what they want. Good times today, Championships tomorrow. But this is now. So until we know who the top alliance is, make econs while the Sun shines. Week 9 The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 5 J7, 8 Bubbles 23 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 10 Rising Phoenix, 10 All Stars, 23 points Chartreuse Trio: 5 MadDog,8 Rez, 7 Peeps 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 9 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 17 points Interhawk Federation: 6 Inter, 3 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 14 points The Final Three: 4 Odwin, 6 Tales, 2 Cube 12 points Week 10 The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 4 J7, 8 Bubbles 22 points Chartreuse Trio: 8 MadDog,7 Rez, 7 Peeps 22 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 8 Rising Phoenix, 9 All Stars, 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 9 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 17 points The Final Three: 6 Odwin, 6 Tales, 5 Cube 17 points Interhawk Federation: 4 Inter, 2 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 11 points

Week 8 Chartreuse Trio: 6 MadDog,7 Rez, 8 Peeps 21 points The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 4 J7, 7 Bubbles 21 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 8 Rising Phoenix, 9 All Stars, 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 10 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 18 points The Final Three: 4 Odwin, 6 Tales, 5 Cube 15 points Interhawk Federation: 7 Inter, 3 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 15 points Chartreuse Trio my time is now Bzz Bzz Look at my alliance, what do you see? the Cult of Xpert I know your tactics, I know your formation I've been everything you wanna be ohhh… I'm the Cult of Xpert Like Odwin and Dyson I'm the Cult of Xpert the Cult of Xpert the Cult of Xpert We have two teams at the top but who are the legit champs? Week 9 The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 5 J7, 8 Bubbles 23 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 10 Rising Phoenix, 10 All Stars, 23 points Chartreuse Trio: 5 MadDog,8 Rez, 7 Peeps 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 9 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 17 points Interhawk Federation: 6 Inter, 3 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 14 points The Final Three: 4 Odwin, 6 Tales, 2 Cube 12 points Sorry was away on hols will just do short catch ups for normal reports so awards are still on track.

Yeh pretty sure it doesn't show up or add value. I have two 18 4s atm one has training cone one doesn't, the one who does is only worth 15k more than the one without. However I think it is an excellent trait, the training cone guy has an average form 3 bars higher than the one without.

What like me? :p

I will txt him today. I asked him if he would be committed for this season at the start and he said yes but he has been no showing. He is moving house atm but I hope he is back soon he said this past weekend and didn't show. I keep believing the lies! Its weird cause I am doing great with his team but trash with mine lol. Hmm what are everyone elses YAs at? Maybe next week the 300k club will stretch out a bit.

By the way how is everyones youth academies looking? I have invested the full 300k baby! Mine is at 2.5 stars atm.

Languid Summer Days. Week 8 and things are changing! Week 7 Chartreuse Trio: 7 MadDog,9 Rez, 9 Peeps 25 points The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 3 J7, 7 Bubbles 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 10 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 18 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 7 Rising Phoenix, 8 All Stars, 18 points The Final Three: 4 Odwin, 6 Tales, 5 Cube 15 points Interhawk Federation: 4 Inter, 5 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 14 points Week 8 Chartreuse Trio: 6 MadDog,7 Rez, 8 Peeps 21 points The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 4 J7, 7 Bubbles 21 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 8 Rising Phoenix, 9 All Stars, 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 10 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 18 points The Final Three: 4 Odwin, 6 Tales, 5 Cube 15 points Interhawk Federation: 7 Inter, 3 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 15 points

Scraped a point! Moria is really running away with the title this year still my double against him is coming up and that is where my luck will change!!!! Maybe...

Trio won't step down. Nexus dump an inactive member and rush up the charts while the Trio are still at the top with ease. Week 6 Chartreuse Trio: 6 MadDog,9 Rez, 9 Peeps 24 points The Hurricanes: 9 Elites, 2 J7, 7 Bubbles 18 points 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 10 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 18 points The Final Three: 5 Odwin, 5 Tales, 7 Cube 17 points Interhawk Federation: 4 Inter, 4 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 13 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 6 Rising Phoenix, 4 Ganja, 13 points Week 7 Chartreuse Trio: 7 MadDog,9 Rez, 9 Peeps 25 points The Hurricanes: 10 Elites, 3 J7, 7 Bubbles 20 points The Cavaliers: 2 Silverdale Hotpot, 10 Recall United, 6 ZimmerFrame FC, 18 points New Nexus: 3 Haden, 7 Rising Phoenix, 8 All Stars, 18 points The Final Three: 4 Odwin, 6 Tales, 5 Cube 15 points Interhawk Federation: 4 Inter, 5 Seahawks, 5 FedEx 14 points

He is being reanimated! Sorry by dead I meant hes moving house but he said to me he would be back this weekend.

Cause I'm the League Admin and I do what I want and after I take out Cube next week I want the mid league gold sucka and Tales I'm coming for you... He is coming back this weekend in fact I hope. Also sorry Mcoy I give you full credit, I am hoping I can do a Bru spend a season in middle league and bounce back up.