The Great Dolphin vs Gay Man Thread!

[The3rdChildren]

Inspired by a recent thread, I have felt the urge to finally ask the question I've had on my mind for decades (ever since this Bauer/Homo crap came about).

 

Who would win in a fight between a dolphin and a homosexual man?

 

Place your bets!

[Hellfire]

They'd probably have sex.