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*Quickly nicks the Maltesers ones before J7 realises he's taken all the skanky bounties instead*

Noodleman, I see you happen to like some power metal, most noteably in the form of Yngwie "fucking" Malmsteen, I'd advise you to check out Tony Macalpine and Jason Becker, two guitarists who both put Malmsteen to shame.

Like a fly to shit, aroused by the musty stench of hypocracy, I swoop in to make my snide and ultimately inconsequencial remarks.

East a bowel of Muesli every day, and remember; smoke plent of cigarettes for when hunger rears it's ugly head!

A few months back I interviewed David Cameron for a documentary I made for college (his profile was a lot lower at the time and he is my local Conservative representative) and ironically enough the conversation was about drugs. He told me a member of his family (he wasn't any more specific) had been through drug problems, which has since been made public anyway. Anyway, he struck me as a decent bloke, but I was wary of the underlying fact that he is still a Conservative and as such will never be getting an vote of mine.

Could class as a flame

I think that when Dimebag was killed his public profile went up to its highest since Pantera's heyday, getting more people into his earlier work and ultimately leaving more people upset about his death.

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Though I don't like his singing style (or his lyrical content) LaBrie is a classically trained vocalist and to say that he doesn't have any talent is to miss the point. The musicianship is, as you have already pointed out, astounding, but I can't bring myself to enjoy their unusual time signatures (again this isn't to detract from the quality of the band, it's purely my preference).

I was going to put Cipramil... However, partying is my greatest love at the moment, and hearing a soaring piece of lead guitar isn't far behind at all.

Wipe your arse with an Owl!

Nope, I can see where they're coming from but I think the satire is too blunt to warrant any laughs.

Different strokes/folks guys, let's not piss on his parade just because he doesn't want to get paraletic.

As far as Shotguns go I think the most satisfying ever has to be the double-barreled offering from Quake 2. In multiplayer mode everyone moves around very quickly, so the satisfaction of catching some circle-strafing knobhead point blank and watching them disintergrate will always be an image I'll treasure.

There are quite a few American comedies I appreciate, not least the Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy, which all have a wit and grasp of satire rarely seen in British Comedy. The English version of The Office was admittedly far funnier than the American offering, but I'd be inclined to say that it's the quality of the writing, not the country of origin that seems to be paramount.

Get with the times mate, we've got Rohypnol now!

I prefer Timesplitters as far as console FPS' go, and on the PC UT2004 and Q3A are also a step ahead of Halo 2. I also agree with Jordan so far as I believe Halo multiplayer is unbalanced, but it is fun, the team deathmatch is undoubtedly way, way above average, I just don't think it was made with meat and two veg deathmatch in mind.

Yes I'm fully aware of this show's shitness but I went on a trip today with my media group and as well as a visit to the Tate Modern and the Imax cinema I also sat in the audience of Loose Women (http://www.itv.com/page.asp?partid=3208). I can be seen in a few audience shots (I've posted enough pics of myself on here by now for you to know what I look like by now). So catch it to see my gorgon-esque mug for the briefest of moments. I think it's on at 1.30pm tomorrow on ITV1.

I'll be on the blower to The Sun after I've posted this. Any suggestion that the show is live is, I can reveal, a load of old bollocks.

Hmm, expect armed police to have you pinned down quite soon.

When I die, I want to be tied by my feet in the style of a pinata after being filled with sweets and my friends will take it in turns to smash me until they release the bounty inside.

Check my profile out mate (it's the "ME" bit in my sig), I keep it real.

I'm so open, I have a MySpace profile, and I haven't even made myself out to be a 14 year old girl!

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