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Hentai thread Because the world needs more hentai I AM ADDICTED

I R ARTICHOKE. R U ARTICHOKE?

Gunpei Yokoi's death was no accident. I was paid big money by a Nintendo bigwig to assassinate him and make it look like an accident. Im being genuine about sleeping with the baby sitter. Its happened more than once since aswell, its lust not love. I love my wife but the baby sitter is so incredibly hot its stupid. I feel really shitty about it though and havnt seen her for ages, its hard because she is a friend of the family. But yeah, its tru not made up.

I enjoyed Hydlide on the NES.

I find Rez funny

Im getting severly creeped out by rez's peado jokes, starting to beleive there is truth behind them.

I slept with my 16 year old baby sitter while my wife was out.

I once had a manager at my workplace who was a total cunt. One day, they wanted me to order a tongue bar for them from the internet. Once it arrived, I wiped it on my genitals and handed it to them the next day. Always brings a smile to think of it.

I knew a guy when i was younger like 14/15. We ended up fooling around (Im a dude), to the point of blowjobs and the slightest bit of sex. Really weird seen as how im not gay but that happened.

I am hideously attracted to fat people. REALLY fat people.

I met a girl in a club and took her back to mine, did the deed and went to sleep. Woke up in the morning feeling awful and this girl was boring me with her chat and just wouldn't take the hint to leave. She was adamant that we should meet up soon and that she would text me later on that day to arrange something. She went to the bathroom... I took her phone while she was out the room and deleted my number from it.

A couple of years ago I ruined jayseven's christmas when I went to his house and told his parents that he was watching me and my teenage daughter through binoculars.

I feel hate towards my father. I see him as this guy that I don't want to grow into, but I see his traits in me more and more. That makes me frustrated. When I was growing up I found a stash of porn (which I saw as a betrayal of my mother) and some of it seemed gay. What am I supposed to do with that when it's my dad?

I had sex with my cousin, at a family wedding. Weird.

Please do go via proxies guys. The IPs are actually a click away from every post if you're a mod. This is a test to check that proxies work. Also maybe it will mean people will post actual confessions rather than boring nonsense.