McMad

I know they're just big fucking memory tests; "Okay kids lets see how much you remember from the revision guide!". Still, I never miss a chance for self-deprecation.

Get a PS3 or 360 then and do it in style.

Yeah I think it was high because of the fact that it was the short course (no coursework, less topics), 90 was the A* barrier.

Damn you smart people... If coursework is anything to go by I should do well. Although if the mocks are anything to go by then they'll be a bit poo. I did a short-course RE GCSE early last year. I got a B in the mock which I barely revised for so I decided that I'd hit the books for the real thing and get an A/A*. I went to revision sessions after school, I bought the revision guide and I did a few practice questions in order to sharpen my technique. Imagine my fucking annoyance after all that I still got a B (78/100 - 80 was the A barrier). I guess I'm just not that intelligent. EDIT: It's around nine weeks now till the real thing I think. Fuck.

Damn, I've done much worse stuff than what he's been saying. I still can't believe I haven't got one infraction yet. Note to self: Try harder.

Don't condescend me. The reason I said I haven't had sex is to clear the fact that it isn't an STD. I know I should go to the doctor but it's easier said than done. First I would have to tell my parents...

har har har The lump is just there; it doesn't hurt and I've never had sex (go figure) so it doesn't pose much of a threat. Until there's actual danger present I don't feel particularly motivated to go show my GP my mutated dick. + Fair enough Dom this is a pretty silly thread but this seemed like the most appropriate place to talk about my problem. Sorry for the tad over-reaction. Hmm, maybe I should create a super serious problems thread...

Good thing I made a joke of it myself before anyone else could get in there. But thank you for making that post a re-asserting my original worries that there would be at least one immature dick on this forum that would take this sensitive problem of mine and make it the subject of a shitty unoriginal joke.

Hahaha! Very nice. Is this copypasta or did you write this yourself?

I think it's about time we turned this into a sexual health/help thread revolving around everyone's favourite reproductive organ. [super Serious]Guize... I found a lump...[/super Serious] *runs*

Resident Evil 5 coming by the end of this year? Aww man. Lego Halo. That would be sweet.

Persona 3 is extremely addictive. I should really be doing homework/revision... Fuck that. *goes back to living fake life*

After getting our mum some shitty birthday presents me and my brothers got her a digital TV box (which she's been wanting for ages), a digital picture frame to go with the digital camera she got at Christmas, some of her favourite chocolates and a card. She's bat-shit crazy but we still love her.

That will only happen if third parties suddenly stop making more money from releasing games for the 360, PS3 and PC.

The PS2 had a constant flow of worthwhile third party titles though.

I hoped for the same as you last E3. Then nothing happened. well except Mario Kart

Happy Birthday dude. Now go forth and spread your seed.

Why do we need to turn this into a competition? I get enough of that at school.

Crap. I forgot my phone had a camera in it...

I'm pretty sure I could kill someone in the right situation. I have this one fantasy where someone pulls a knife on me, only for it to be turned on them. Then said person pays the severe price of trying to fuck with me. Nice and slow.

Aye you won't find any paint balling places in the centre of the city. There's a few Lazer Quests (Quazar) and stuff but if you want paint balling you'll probably find it in the outer suburbs/on the edge of the city.

The kidnapping that I fear will take place.

As long as the only song we ever play is Karma Police. Otherwise we have a big problem... I could be the Saxophonist for the band. Every band needs some jazz.

Jesus Bard, you're fucking good. When did you start playing?

Where the solitary sleep happens... and various other things. The flash ruined my amazing DBZ poster. As hard as you may try, you'll never be as awesome as me. Where the magic happens. Where my TV, consoles and games should be.