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  1. Doctor Who

    It's not set in America. A clue to this may be in that it's set on another planet.
  2. Doctor Who

    Really, I'd just stop watching it if I was you. You seem to have a real problem with RTD, so while he's at the helm, you're probably not going to enjoy it. I've stopped watching the new episodes of The Simpsons because it's taken a real nose dive, but I still have the old episodes to enjoy.
  3. South park Season 11

    I thought it was awesome. Scissor Me Timbers!
  4. Doctor Who

    One look at ITV or Sky One's lineup makes me want to open my wrists. Soapstar Superchef? Glitterball? Tempation Island? Quiz-fucking-Mania? I'm glad the BBC gets public funding, or TV would be a bloody nightmare.
  5. Doctor Who

    Fucking hell. Can someone delete the last twenty or so posts?
  6. Doctor Who

    Not me, I went to see The Tempest at the theatre in Newcastle a while ago. It was awesome. RTD didn't write this one, Gather Roberts did. He hasn't written any episodes before this one.
  7. Help!! Do you think i should??

    All you need is chest hair, a gold medallion and a purple silk shirt unbuttoned just above nipple height. One smooth delivery of "Don't tell me... Capricorn?", and you'll have a sloppy nosh behind the bins in no time.
  8. The Ultimate Sci-Fi Film

    I love how "interrogation = rape" on the Pegasus.
  9. The Ultimate Sci-Fi Film

    To be honest, almost any other sci-fi seems like total shit after Battlestar Galactica and the Adama Maneuver. Balls the size of planets.
  10. The Ultimate Sci-Fi Film

    Yes. Well, I've seen most of Firefly. My flatmate's psycho ex is a massive Whedon fangirl (Do I mean she's a diehard fan or just fat? Maybe both!), and she made him (and by extension me, because I practically live in the front room) watch all of it. I think that's why they split up. That and she's crazy eight bonkers. I just didn't click with it at all, it's so bloody dull. And The Phantom Menace was fucking shite as well.
  11. Doctor Who

    Why "bum bandits" though? Julie Gardner gives the show the green light, and even though she looks like a man, I'm sure she isn't actually one, so Davies wouldn't be into that.
  12. The Ultimate Sci-Fi Film

    Serenity's a pile of fucking clown shoes. I felt like vomiting blood while watching it. The only decent thing Whedon's ever done was the screenplay for Toy Story. Everything else has made me want to open my wrists.
  13. So Bluray is beating HD-DVD then?

    You can get Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on HD-DVD, so I know which format I'm backing.
  14. Doctor Who

    Thus the root of rokhed's dislike of the new series is revealed - he's afraid the Doctor's going to catch The Gay, forcing him to regenerate into Mr Humphries.
  15. Doctor Who

    I personally didn't see anything wrong with her bum, after close inspection.
  16. Doctor Who

    Roger Delgado looked ridiculously cool. Well, in The Five Doctors, he was offered a new cycle of regenerations by the High Council, so perhaps he's found a way to restore the cycle himself. Also - this is classy.
  17. South park Season 11

    42, according to Wikipedia.
  18. South park Season 11

    It's an amazing episode, but I can't believe they're still bleeping the word "shit".
  19. Nintendo responds to PS3 Home

    The Home thing sounds pretty cool, but the screenshots are so dull and lifeless. There's no charm at all. It looks like an even worse version of Second Life.
  20. Music theft...

    No, because it's impossible. http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/ffi/ffi1.htm
  21. MySpace

    Mine is fucking brilliant. http://www.myspace.com/jackhunter64
  22. Racial Hammer Attack

    I agree that women shouldn't be forced to wear a veil, but by the same mark, I don't think it should be banned outright. After all, you can still have the choice to wear one, just as there's no law against men wearing skirts, or any other outlandish attire.
  23. Your Gig Schedule

    Ordered my tickets to see Eagles of Death Metal in Newcastle!
  24. Racial Hammer Attack

    You don't have to be of a certain race to be offended by racism.
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