The3rdChildren

Tired or fatigued depending on which word is more attractive to you guys. Maybe if you're as into nostalgia as I am we can join the two words together like zords to create a kind of Megazord word like... fatired or tatigued. Yes. I am fatired.

So I've had a chance to watch a good portion of Spaced and I feel I'm ready to throw a few opinions out there. So the first season - or series being that this is a British show, hurdle was cleared with mixed feelings. Whilst the originality and jokes were there, season one seemed to drift on by never really reaching much of a memorable status. I may have even come out of it slightly disappointed - I don't know. My expectations may have been too high. This vague disappointment was all about to change when season 2 was popped into the Xbox and has literally had me in fits of laughter every episode. Honestly, some of the stuff they're pulling out of their hats this second time around is absolutely hysterical. Unforgettable comedy that really hits the spot. Too bad it's all going to end in a few episodes time, but I'm loving what there's been upto just over the halfway point. Spaced is brilliant. Season 2 especially so.

I dunno if he's allowed, but power to him for doing it. They are great... except "rope cock" which is somewhat disturbing.

At the sake of beating a dead horse and sounding immature, I also beat the Wii. I'm glad the Epic guys agree it's nothing to be ashamed of.

City Slickers is on ITV, yet I can't watch it because my freeview is nooshed up. If anything, my post of this in Meaningless is part of my dark campaign to get Meaningless locked. That and I forgot - I'm sorry, Gaggle.

Sweaty. Really sweaty.

Resident Evil 4 wasn't even all that good anyway.

Not as much as him, that's for sure.

Can we have rep points back?

My DVD boxed set of Spaced has finally arrived, so tonight will be Spaced Saturday Hooray because Saturday and Hooray rhyme quite nicely and I am happy it finally arrived.

I have slaved countless hours to create what I feel is the greatest fusion of man and bun in... well, forever. I give you the HOT CROSSED 3RDCHILDREN. Also, someone whack this or at least a linked thread to it in General Chit Chat. It will get more coverage there and more hilarity will ensue. I'm all for threads that ask people to draw silly pictures.

1. Just You Wait My parents decide to have a kid, but because of an accident that wrecked my dad's piss tube as a kid he is stuck assuring my mom he can create life. 2. Gizmo Escapes I am born. It is bloody. 3. Leaky Faucet They have to sew my mom back up after I break her cake. 4. Cute Everyone loves the baby me. 5. Pot Luck Asterix and me went to check Getafix's hut for some Magic Potion to stop the other kids bullying me. I accidentally fall into the pot and after drinking the contents the potion has a permanent effect on me. My dad beats Getafix to death with the pot. 6. Visitors Alien phase thanks to the X-Files. 7. Teenage Mutant Gremlins I have grown up into a nostalgic mess stuck in the past. It is sad for all, especially me. 8. Keep It Quiet I retreat to the sewers to live out my life in secret. 9. No Rats I am living in the sewers and contrary to the song's title... there are indeed rats. 10. Gremlin Pudding What else would one eat in the sewer? 11. New Trends I emerge only at night garbed in whatever I can salvage from people's refuse, accidentally creating a new trend which causes me great despair as people are now copying my unique, forced style. 12. Gremlin Credits I die - cold, alone and smelly. --- Yeah, I just kinda used the Gremlins 2 soundtrack. Great thread idea.

Don't insult the Eamster. He introduced so many Super Mario Bros. cartoons back in the GMTV days I can't ever have anything but respect for the man. --- Which news channel is it with Freaky Eyes Blonde News Reader?

These banners bring back memories. Always been a big fan of things that change occasionally on websites.

I just watched some Star Trek with Shatner in it. This was the first time I've ever actually watched classic Star Trek and I have to say... absolutely nothing about it. I can never confess to having seen it nor can I ever allow myself to remember his smoothie, cheeseball acting ever again. Oh, no, no, no.

You little smarty pants. Don't think I don't know you went to the Opera.

Gears did beat the Wii, deservedly. The Wii is a little bit crap. I first realised this when I first played some of it's games and realised they worked better with a regular controller. Any controller that impedes control more than enhance it should be shot with the harpoon from Jeepers Creepers 2. Not to say the Wii isn't great - it is pretty cool, it just needs more games to convince me it isn't a gimmick. Also, I know I have praised the Wii before, but I have a Hypocrite Coupon especially valid on Internet forums and I'm laying that shit down now. If that doesn't dunk your basketball then consider much like me, Michael Capps probably isn't serious. God I need to stop posting here at 2:38am.

Happy beefday. I love the double meaning of the thread title, by the way.

Be sure to pop back in sometime. The door is always open, unless you're the Ganondorf in which case it should have been closed to begin with.

The thought of something devastating happening to mankind always turns my crank the right way.

No... No! NOOOOOOO!

I never seem to put on lots of weight. I think I'm terminally ill or something.

There are some neat posts in this thread. Good reading, folks.

Dennis Hopper should be in the movie. He could play every character.

My favourite is when Johnny hires the bouncy castle and Bungle.