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  7. Posted

    Veer-saara

     

    A bollywood film, about the love between a Indain man and a Pakastani woman. The plot is containtly changing and makes for a gripping film. The sets allways add to the plot and the subtitling is decent enough. Normally I wouldn't ever watch this sort of film, but I found it very gripping and moving. I would say it's a must watch film, so it gets:

     

    10/10

  9. Posted

    I am deeply desturbed by the huge amount of batman votes so it's time some chuck norris propergande came out:

     

    http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=4225694162568122140&q=chuck+norris

     

    You heard right "nerves of steel".

     

    And some facts (you can't argue with facts):

     

    "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."

     

    "Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."

     

    "Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."

  12. Posted

    Gt HD....what!!! thats just crazy and very greedy. Gt is about winning cars and buying them with virtual money won from races not buying cars with your own money. So:

     

    GT Hd, could cost £300-500 for the game, £500 for the ps3, £1000+ for the tv.

     

    So 2 thousand £ for someone like me to get the most out of a game series I "used" to like. Sony are just greedy, I may have got a ps1, and have got something stupid like 4 ps2's because they break easily, but I will never buy anouther sony console again. Ever.

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    The Bauer facts:

     

    Michael J. Fox doesn't have Parkinsons. He's shaking cause he met Jack Bauer.

     

    You know Jack Bauer loves Audrey when he willingly gives up the opportunity to torture her.

     

    Jack Bauer does not watch breaking news, he breaks the fucking news.

     

    Jack Bauer is the reason men turn gay.

     

    Jack Bauer's biological make-up is so advanced that he internally recycles his own human waste into nourishment. That's why Jack never eats or goes to the bathroom.

     

    Jack Bauer once went to a religious retreat in high school, where, by the end of the weekend, everyone was singing, "Jack Bauer in the highest."

     

    Henderson's men actually took cover behind a water tank. Unfortunately, when Jack Bauer wants an explosion, water turns into natural gas.

     

    Police label anyone attacking Jack Bauer as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

     

    If Jack Bauer was on the Titanic the icebergs would have moved out of the way.

     

    If Jack Bauer had a time machine, Teri still would have died because he would have saw how much more badass he's become since her death.

     

    Jack Bauer smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.

     

    Jack Bauer's cell phone would work even if he was a mile underground beneath the desert in the middle of nowhere... because it knows what's good for it.

     

    John McCain says torture doesn't work. Jack Bauer tortured him until he said that.

     

    If the government made public the fact that Jack Bauer is still alive, China would no longer be the world's most populous country.

     

    Jack Bauer invented the Jedi Mind trick. His only needed two words, "Trust me".

     

    Jack never played hide and seek as a child. Instead he played seek and afflict pain on whoever he needed to in order to get the information he wanted. Jack still enjoys rousing rounds of this game and remains undefeated.

     

    The video game "God of War" was originally conceptualized as "Jack Bauer: The High School Years".

     

    John McCain only has no problem with torturing detainees just as long as it's Jack Bauer doing the torturing.

     

     

    In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.

     

    GWB wasnt lying about the war with Iraq, it was to find the weapons of mass destruction. It was to retrieve Jack Bauer from Iraq, the war was a cover up for all the destruction he left behind.

     

    If Jack Bauer says theres a wrong way to eat a reeses. There's a fucking wrong way to eat a reeses, and you better not do it.

     

    There isn't anything Jack Bauer can't take down with only a handgun, including helicopters.

     

    There is a theory that says if a werewolf bites Jack Bauer, then every full moon it will turn into a "were-Bauer" and kill terrorists uncontrollably. This is only a theory of course, because no werewolf has succeeded in biting him. Neither have Vampires, Lizardmen or mosquitoes.

     

    If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

     

    When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.

     

    When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

     

    Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.

     

    Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

     

    Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

     

    Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment

     

    The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.

     

    Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

     

    Most pilots need 5,000 feet of runway to land a plane. Jack Bauer needs 100 feet and a gun.

     

    Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.

     

    Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.

     

    Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

     

     

     

    ...IN the RED CORNER,,,WE HAVE JACK BAAUUUERRR!!!!!

     

    IN the BLUE CORNER,,,WE HAVE...wait, where the hell has Chuck gone???

     

     

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