thebenmaster

I haven't read all the posts on this thread because i got annoyed too quickly. I don't see how anyone with a decent level of scientific knowledge can believe such a so called 'theory' like creationism can have any credibility. Firstly i hate calling it a theory because it is just a literal (or conservative) interpretation of the creation story in the Bible, 'theory' suggests it has some kind of rational basis, but i haven't any knowledge what could be a rational basis in the creation story. Belief in God is a belief in that beyond which can be proven, i.e. irrational. (if anyone wants to criticise that please submit a proof for the existence of God) Now to get all philosophical on your asses. The common idea of God is an omnisceint, omnipotent, benevolent being than which nothing greater can exist. He creates man and the universe (garden of eden if you so believe) in the knowledge that original sin will dam mankind for all eternity, man will fall from eden and be thrust into a world full of evils and suffering. But wait! If God knows he is forcing mankind to endure horrific suffering (war, natural disasters, etc.) how can he be all loving??? Maybe he didnt know what would happen or maybe he couldnt make the world a different, better way. However you look at creationism it seems the creator is either heartless and doesnt care about its creation; wasnt a good enough creator to get rid of evils; or just made the world to see how it panned out. Either way the modern and classical monotheistic idea of God collapses hence leaving creationists all upset because they got it wrong and are just clinging to meaningless and illogical statements.

Hehe i knew you'd get all pissy at me:bouncy:

The Bard: Wakes up in the morning wondering how he got back to his bedroom last night as all he can remember is GUINESS and the phrase 'don't you just hate people'. He then discerns whether it is a week day or the weekend. During the week he gets out of bed, sticks on the cube playing smash bros muttering to himself 'must beat Ben, must beat Ben' as he knows when he gets into school Ben will have his cube with him and they shall play smash alllllll day and if he loses to Ben he will be mightily pissed off as he thinks himself pro at games and cannot handle the mental strain of losing, yet he does lose and publicly expresses his hate for Ben and relying on the line 'samus's missiles are cheap' to console himself. However, if swayed by onlookers to play double dash (the more popular game at school) he gives his excuse for losing before he even has done, something like 'its the most broken mario kart game and i hate playing it because it requires no skill', he fails to see that video games are often played for fun. He then goes on to lose against people inferior to him at other games. He becomes sad. He leaves school hating everyone and wishing he had some GUINESS or even better some jaegermeister in which he could drown his sorrows of losing to n00bs. If neither is available he sticks on his cube playing smash bros muttering to himself 'must beat Ben, must beat Ben'. If it were the weekend this is a different story, he gets out of bed sticks on 3rd strike muttering to himself 'must beat Ben, must beat Ben' as he knows Ben will probably come over to play 3rd strike and he must beat Ben otherwise he will be sad and angry and declare his hate for Ben. When he loses to Ben he becomes enraged: cursing and throwing things around/at Ben. He comes up with the great excuse 'I'm playing with an arcade stick which is harder to play with than a controller so i'm still better than you'. Ben offers to swap, he declines saying he has lost the ability to play with a controller because of his excessive use of his arcade stick. After a hard day of gaming Ben returns home content at beating The Bard approximatley half of the matches. The Bard sits at home hating Ben because he cannot handle losing a single match and hating everyone else purely because they exist. His house being devoid of alcohol he lies in bed and watches scrubs and/or stargate SG1 untill the early hours of the morning to make himself feel better, writing down quotes so he can learn them so the next time he sees Ben he can confuse him with Jafa language or Dr. Coxisms. Repeat untill dead.

Just get pro at that then, i know i will....... try.

I can see it now.......... EVO 2011(ish), the grand final of 3rd strike: teh_bard(Ken) vs teh_benmaster(Ryu) sigh, if only eh?

Crazy phone It was a rather humerous commentary too ............ well talking in the background

That was pretty good. Frickin amazing Falcon play with the knee combo zomg! Ice climbers were a bit n00bish though it took time for them to get that last kill. You figure out why its all backwards?

You don't watch enough pure pwnage:laughing:

To be truly pro, you must pwn all games.

Since this video ive learnt how to combo the shin shoryuken quite effectively, normally a couple of weak hits leading into it a bam, half health just disappears. It'd be cool to see some of your videos if you have any. We already are much better than that video and we will get better still just give us some time:heh:

You're a dick bard why did you only put up the vid of where i play awful on, why not put the others on where they are actually fun to watch and i don't play like a fucking n00b! grrr

oh im supposed to know all this stuff cos i have mod4 chemistry on tuesday! i thought normally its an anime but if theres more than one functional group you can call amino-whatevertherestis. But the nerdiest thing i've done is revise for mod4 physics which is monday

NES: super mario bros SNES: street fighter 2 turbo Mastersystem: sonic the hedgehog Megadrive: The story of Thor GB: LoZ:Link's awakening GBC: Super mario bros deluxe GBA: Castlevania- circle of the moon (though it doesnt say that on my version::shrug: ) N64: LoZ: Ocarina of time Dreamcast: Marvel vs Capcom PSX: Metal gear solid PS2: Tekken 5 Gamecube: Super smash bros melee DS: Metroid prime hunters Wii: LoZ: Twilight Princess PC: Counterstrike source

People are jealous because thats the most awesome pimpmobile ever! i wonder if i could make my citroen AX that awesome.........

I agree with you buddy but i recall beating you the last mitsurugi vs nightmare round, you are nolonger unbeatable :p chavs play GTA?? Aw shucks that means i cant play it anymore otherwise ill be a chav:cry: