ProvDonk
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Only if I can be Rapidash, a big fuck off one.
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Happy Birthday, ReZ!
I wonder if ProvDonkey will show up in this thread...
I might as well, although the last time I was here my owner cried like a little bitch :p
But now he's an older little bitch *sniff* I is so proudz!
Just don't be too rough tonight... OK?
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I can't take the pressure of being hunted down. I'm turning myself in, heading home.
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I will return.
But not yet.
Not yet.
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P.S. When are we getting Donkey back?When i decide to come home, which until ReZourceman admits i am the better species, won't be for a while at least.
Sorry Claire, it isn't you. It's HIM
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Man people gotta stop hatin' on the Saturday. Who cares that plans went out the window, we all had a great time and we'd all do it again.ReZourceman will always hate the Saturday for one very obvious reason
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I left him
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Welcome to the Hate-Kurtle forums.Who are you??
For anyone suspecting that ReZourceman is me, think again. Yes, i lived with him for many years. But i am now free as a..................., well donkey. No longer do i have to listen to jokes which cannot pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head. No longer do i have to watch him create "Comedy Rainbow". It should have been called "The Prov Donk show". He used me to become "famous". He is nothing without me.
Phew, let some steam off then i did
Anyway, Claire should call me sometime. Catch up on things, ain't seen her in nearly a month.
Call me Claire, please!!!
You'd really think i'd post my number here, jeez. ReZ would get it, and i don't want him to have it. Well, not yet anyway.
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SEREBII ATE RARE CANDY. SEREBII LEVELLED UP.REZ RAPED SEREBII, MADE HIM REGURGITATE THE RARE CANDY AND ATE IT. REZ DID NOT LEVEL UP. BUT HE EJACULATED.
This birthday message was generated by Birthday Message Generator.com, and was submitted by ReZourceman, wishing Serebii a happy birthday.
No wonder I left him
DONKEYLOL
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Go that way? I had a fucking awesome idea how to finish that sentence!
As for the deckchairs - I saw the signs, I don't know why you didn’t.
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Jeez, is he posting supposedly "funny" material again. I tell you, he's nothing without me.
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Couldn't believe my luck today. Met my long-lost brother, in what you could call a family re-union, brings a tear to my eyes. First time i've seen my brother for over 6 years, which was too long.
Sorry..............., getting emotional!!
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"Conc Donk" just added me on FB. What is going on.He's my brother. He wanted to see who this "Rezourceman" was. After all, i tell him everything.
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I don't have weird interests, i dropped the weird a couple of weeks ago. Now, i only have interests.
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Where the fuck are the videos ReZ?!I have them, and decided to delete them all. Needed the space on the camera.
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do you have bewbs?Are you referring to me, last i checked.............
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Or maybe the loss of Prov Donk has finally pushed ReZ over the edge and he's properly invested in this "Claire" persona now.God help us all.
Hello "Claire" (play along, he might become dangerous if confronted).
I'm not lost, i am just discovering my true purpose in this world.
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Maybe this is why Claire is here. To find Prov Donk.Claire misses me, i know it.
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Let's all be played by Eddie Murphy.No, you have it all wrong. Eddie Murphy is the only one who can play me. Because i am that awesome!!!
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I miss you Claire!!
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WHERE IS PROVDONK!!?!?!?!?I'm here, sometimes. Remember that!!!
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...you don't like red onions?I'm glad Prov Donk was lost.
Maybe he'll find a better home that way.
I got fed up of being in THAT bag all day.
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ALl ThIS tALk Of fOod iS mAKIng mE hUNgRy
My 30,000th Post
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I'm very proud of you daddy.