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MunKy

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  1. I fucked the first chick that showed sexual interest. She wanted a relationship as it turned out but I left it as a one night stand. It wasnt anything special, I did most of the work, even when she was on top. Sex is sex, I doruint know why its been romanticized (sp?)


  2. I've done three before, and I actually couldn't speak lol I woke up the next morning and my mouth tasted like the bottom of Ghandi's flip-flop! I really wouldn't recommend beating him, five carbombs could mean being stretchered out of the venue, he was lucky!

     

    Ive been dragged home more than once. The best time you'll have are the ones you won't remember! It's the morning after thats a bitch.


  3. Wish I could go to dublin but from sunday I'll be stuck in Plymouth for the foreseeable (sp?) future. I'm 1/4 Irish too so it would be nice to see one fourth of where my blood comes from.

     

    I normally drink Kro' 1664, JD and coke or Guinness. On special occasions I break out the Absinthe.


  4. Good man yourself, make mine a Guinness, Extra Cold if possible. But do your country a favour and pull it properly, the last pint of Guinness I had in England was horrendous lol I'll get the next round in.

     

    Very true, pints of Guiness are never poured properly here. As a result I have never tasted the wonders of a properly poured Guiness. I like it anyway so my tongue will dance when I drink a proper one.


  5. I don't have a strong lust for gaming anymore, but post here because there are always interesting topics somewhere.

     

    Farewell.

     

    Ditto

     

    Adios man, hope things get better and allow you to return, too many people leaving.


  6. About to finish a can of Coors.

     

    From Wiki: The original intent of putting a wedge of lime in a Corona bottle was for the purpose of using it to disinfect the rim of the bottle. Another popular explaination for this tradition is that coating the rim of the bottle with a lime kept flies from landing on it, which is undesirable for patrons.


  7. I'd say pirates, but then again, they are prone to scurvy

     

    Scurvy can be prevented by drinking Gin and Tonic with a lime slice. Its why the drink was invented. The tonic water used to help with malaria (I think) but it tasted like shit so they put gin in it. The lime was added later to prevent scurvy.


  8. Cervantes is a cool DEAD pirate, probably killed by ninjas. And pirates are dumb, they get treasures so that they can bury them and make a treasure map for other pirates, and when other pirates find it, they bury it again in a diferent place, and make a diferent map.

     

    LIAR! Or you've been misinformed. Click the link to that damn article I posted.


  9. I want it to be true

     

    Just because you want something to be true doesnt mean it is. A hot girl with nice tits and a gorgeous arse will knock on my requesting my services, I want that to be true but it aint gonna happen in all probablility. Sorry bout that, bit wound up.


  10. Theres only one girl I wanna be in a relationship with but she's already in one. We've danced around each other for years and stuff almost happened but just didn't. She'll probably be my White Whale my whole life (no she's not fat, read Moby Dick). Any other chick would proably just be for a one off thing like the others... How far back has she affected me? Fuck it.

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